4 Series by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)

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• Neptuna & Aziidaa’s SIGverse Apocalypse AU by aziidaa, LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)

  Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M, Gen
  • Series in Progress

  25 Mar 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Normal Guy (Elevator Hitch)
  • Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Rody Lamoree
  • Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
  • Canon Compliant
  • Zombie Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • POV Second Person
  • POV Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • ZAU scar kisses (oh no)
  • Z!co-worker Needs to get his freaky noggin checked out I swear
  • i'm ashamed and want to make other people suffer
  • uuuuh warning for sensuality
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • wrote this in someone's DMs
  • neither of us are getting into the pearly gates
  • Forward all funeral expenses to Aziidaa they are responsible for my actions
  • Fellas is it gay to be gay
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Mute Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • ...they kind of have an underlying hate thing going on
  • NOT SMUT SLASH SERIOUS
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • Illustrations
  • Consent is HOT 👍
  • they kiss and make out
  • additional tags in work notes
  • Wait I fr think this is the first work with illustrations on EH ao3
  • AND theyre by two of my favorite artists weeps...
  • Painplay
  • Dom/sub
  • Most of this is actually pretty normal
  • POV Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Very little to no romance
  • Blood and Injury
  • Hurt/very little comfort
  • Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)
  • Biblical Allusions (Abrahamic Religions)
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Ending 12: Real (Elevator Hitch)
  • Undead/Zombie Coworker (Elevator Hitch)

  Summary

  zomb ee

  Words:

  14,491

  Works:

  2

• Neptuna & Aziidaa SIGverse Vampire AU by aziidaa, LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)

  Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)

  • Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, F/F
  • Series in Progress

  08 Oct 2025

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Rody Lamoree
  • Marianne "Manon" Vacher
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Vampire Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Loosely inspired by Vanitas no Carte | the Case Study of Vanitas
  • Protag is STRUGGLING
  • Unique titles for characters
  • POV Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • POV Second Person
  • Unconventional Vampire Lore
  • Gilded Age/Late Victorican AU who up
  • Co-worker is probably a little into being murdered
  • and also being fed on
  • Freak
  • Human/Vampire Relationship
  • Vampire Bites
  • bro idk how to tag this
  • Vampires and humans are chill
  • Co-worker totally has an obnoxious crush
  • Temporary Character Death
  • kind of cannibalism
  • but it's consensual and not graphic
  • Cotag Vampire/Human Late Victorian Detectives who rockin with me
  • France (Country)
  • Vampire Rody Lamoree
  • Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Alternate Universe - Detectives
  • Gilded Age/Late Victorian AU
  • Consensual Vampire Biting/Feeding
  • bro idk
  • Co-worker is a freak like usual
  • Forced Proximity
  • Keeping it in the closet but like very literally
  • Oh Protag you are SO oblivious
  • Unrealized crush and POV is a little late
  • References to older Vampire Lore
  • Touch-Averse Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Illustrations
  • Azii drew things for this does that make it more appealing slash j
  • POV Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Genderbending
  • No vampire feeding for once
  • excessive desk slamming
  • Gender Non-Conforming Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Bickering
  • Gilded Age/Victorian AU yarrr you know the drill
  • Mild Period Accurate Misogyny
  • Mentions of Harmful Victorian Beauty Practices
  • Coworker's (Percieved) One-Sided Crush
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Alternate Universe - Historical
  • Unconventional Original and Classic Vampire Lore
  • oh lort they kissin
  • coworker elevator hitch is a freak
  • but that’s nothing new now is it
  • A lot of Banter and Arguing
  • and Kissin
  • they kiss
  • they kiss and make out with tongue
  • Manhandling
  • But because they’re literally fighting like with fists and teeth
  • Mentioned C. D. (Jackpot Crash Course)
  • purposely pissing off a Vampire so he feeds from you (consensually)
  • Alcohol and Depressants
  • Coworker discovering things about himself
  • TLDR bro’s a freak
  • and goodness are they illustrations (by Aziidaa)
  • Dom/sub
  • Pillow Talk
  • Sharing a Bed
  • Sharing Body Heat

  Words:

  40,158

  Works:

  4

  Bookmarks:

  5

• Best of Neptuna by aziidaa, LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)

  Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)

  • Teen And Up Audiences, Mature, General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M, F/F
  • Series in Progress

  08 Oct 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Rody Lamoree
  • Marianne "Manon" Vacher
  • Canon Compliant
  • Established Friendship
  • Alcohol
  • Domestic
  • Implied/Referenced Sexuality
  • A lot of talking
  • a little OOC because their relationship is more developed than in canon
  • Demian/Demirose/Demidemi Coworker
  • asexual protagonist
  • implied foster care
  • Headcanon heavy but not abrassively so
  • Unrequited Love ????
  • Period-Typical Homophobia
  • Period-Typical Acephobia
  • POV Second Person
  • POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • the Coworker fell first
  • No Elevators
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • Smoking
  • Mentioned New York City
  • Angst
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Period-Typical Sexism
  • Widower Coworker
  • Tags Contain Spoilers
  • Love Confessions
  • Indigenous/Native American Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Protag was a foster kid for a bit
  • CotagWeek2025
  • Okay I lied there’s one elevator
  • Illustrations
  • Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
  • Zombie Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • POV Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • ZAU scar kisses (oh no)
  • Z!co-worker Needs to get his freaky noggin checked out I swear
  • i'm ashamed and want to make other people suffer
  • uuuuh warning for sensuality
  • wrote this in someone's DMs
  • neither of us are getting into the pearly gates
  • Forward all funeral expenses to Aziidaa they are responsible for my actions
  • Fellas is it gay to be gay
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Mute Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
  • ...they kind of have an underlying hate thing going on
  • NOT SMUT SLASH SERIOUS
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • Consent is HOT 👍
  • they kiss and make out
  • additional tags in work notes
  • Wait I fr think this is the first work with illustrations on EH ao3
  • AND theyre by two of my favorite artists weeps...
  • Painplay
  • Dom/sub
  • Most of this is actually pretty normal
  • Woah. Yuri.
  • wrote this in SIGcord EH chat and someone's DMs
  • wait is this really the first fem cotag/proworker fic here
  • Genderbending
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Co-worker petname user TRUTHER
  • and they were work wives
  • im so sorry if this is slightly ooc i blame them being drunk lh
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Vampire Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Alternate Universe - Detectives
  • Alternate Universe - Historical
  • Unconventional Original and Classic Vampire Lore
  • oh lort they kissin
  • Vampire Bites
  • Human/Vampire Relationship
  • coworker elevator hitch is a freak
  • but that’s nothing new now is it
  • A lot of Banter and Arguing
  • and Kissin
  • they kiss
  • they kiss and make out with tongue
  • Manhandling
  • But because they’re literally fighting like with fists and teeth
  • Mentioned C. D. (Jackpot Crash Course)
  • purposely pissing off a Vampire so he feeds from you (consensually)
  • Alcohol and Depressants
  • Coworker discovering things about himself
  • TLDR bro’s a freak
  • and goodness are they illustrations (by Aziidaa)
  • Pillow Talk
  • Sharing a Bed
  • Sharing Body Heat
  • Tuna writes canon cotag for once!??!? woah. .. ...
  • they fr just chillin n talkin
  • they're both losers tbh
  • demi coworker grips chair aggressively
  • Coworker is pathetically crushing and TRYING to not let it show
  • No elevators again I'm sorry chat

  Summary

  Tha best of Neptuna Chomsky :D

  Words:

  72,521

  Works:

  5

  Bookmarks:

  1

• There's No Such Thing as a Free Date by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)

  Fandom: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)

  • Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Series in Progress

  26 Aug 2024

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
  • Normal Guy | Interviewer (Elevator Hitch)
  • POV Third Person Omniscient
  • Narrator is a little silly but trying to keep them not annoying
  • CotagWeek2024
  • am i a little late? yea.
  • Canon Compliant
  • First Dates
  • Out of office cotag who up
  • Period-Typical Homophobia
  • But like not much and it's casual and meant as a joke
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Implied Normal Guy (Elevator Hitch) as the Narrator
  • he's slightly homophobic
  • but like casually
  • Cotag Week Day 1
  • Cotag Week Day 2
  • Cotag Week Day 3
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • Slow Burn
  • Temporarily Unrequited Love
  • Pining
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • Light Angst
  • POV Second Person
  • POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
  • Alcohol
  • Tuna writes canon cotag for once!??!? woah. .. ...
  • they fr just chillin n talkin
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • they're both losers tbh
  • demi coworker grips chair aggressively
  • Coworker is pathetically crushing and TRYING to not let it show
  • No elevators again I'm sorry chat
  • Illustrations
  • POV Third Person
  • Established Friendship
  • Friends With Benefits
  • sorta - Freeform
  • Drunken Kissing
  • Sensuality
  • making out in the back of your coworker’s car
  • Platonically
  • as bros
  • Light Bondage
  • Dom/sub
  • Unrequited Love
  • In a way
  • Angst
  • Romance without romance
  • birthday gift for that guy I hate
  • guys being dudes
  • Boys Will Be Boys
  • Bittersweet Ending
  • Switching

  Summary

  Canon compliant fake dating situationship eyyy

  The coworker harbors feelings for a fellow cog who may or may not feel the same.

  Words:

  16,446

  Works:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1