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- Part 6 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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13 Jun 2025
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Stede’s mind grinds to a halt, the brakes slam on with a deafening screech, and then… silence. His fingers go still on the mousepad, eyes widening as he gravitates closer to the screen as one person fills the shape of it.
Blackbeard, their screen name reads.
And Stede watches with rapt attention as they slowly lower themself down onto a massive fucking dildo.
Or: On his Self Discovery Journey, Stede watches some porn to try and figure out what he likes. As it turns out, he gets far more than he'd bargained for.
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13 Jun 2025
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Edward Teach moves into an old converted Victorian house because the rent his cheap, he figures he's in for a lot of annoying oddities in the place. However, he hadn't planned on a tiny man in his wall. He hadn't planned on falling in love.
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- Part 7 of Twitfics/Skyfics
- Part 1 of Little Stede, Big Adventures
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13 Jun 2025
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“Fuckin’ wild. And what the hell is this thing?”
“Ahh! This little fellow is a sea cucumber!”
“This is a vegetable?” Ed asks incredulously.
“No,” Stede chuckles. “No, it’s just called that because of the shape. It’s an animal, it swims by expelling water for propulsion!”
“Looks more like a cock than a cucumber. Lotta sea creatures shaped like cocks, actually.”
That startles a squeaky laugh from Stede. “You’re not wrong, my friend.”
If Stede is honest with himself, most of his pleasure in this activity comes from observing Ed. Unlike the jungle, the tidepools have him enchanted and in his element. It’s enough of the sea to keep him comfortable, foreign enough to invoke wonder and bewilderment. Ed hops from pool to pool, graceful even on the most jagged of rocks. He’s laughing and pointing, hair whipping all around him in the wind and, well. It’s a lovely sight from several angles.
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13 Jun 2025
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Blackbeard's Delicacies and Delights and Fishing Equipment by Deniz_B
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jun 2023
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The Gentleman of Your Dreams has applied for a position at Blackbeard's Delicacies and Delights and Fishing Equipment.
The Gentleman's videos were filmed in advance and edited.
Blackbeard's crew stream live, 24/7.
Now, Ed has a dilemma: When you're performing for the camera, and thousands of viewers, how do you hide the fact that you're falling in love?- Language:
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13 Jun 2025
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It's the first day of Comic Con and things are not going exactly as planned.
Ed is the voice star of an animated TV show about pirates. He's at Comic Con, he loves Comic Con, but it's not one of the exhibits that catches his eye..
A little bit of silliness inspired by a recent Comic Con trip of my own.
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13 Jun 2025
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“This luck is a gift,” she told him once, right in front of her fireplace as she sewed up the hole in grandpa’s pants that just kept ripping. “This luck brought me here, and it brought me your momma. And, it brought me you.”
“But what is it?” he’d asked in turn.
“It’s a feeling. You know it in your heart, and your heart finds what it’s looking for.” She kissed his temple. “What you are looking for.”
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Twenty-two-year-old Edward Teach treks through miles of snow in search of a village for food, but the pull in his chest guides him somewhere else entirely: a tower in the woods.
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13 Jun 2025
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Stede shocks himself at the volume of his own sigh from even thinking about the second auxiliary wardrobe, a silly thing he had made in the back of a storeroom in the orlop; creating a new wall in front of the real one that nobody will tell the difference unless they know the architecture of the Revenge like he does. It’s nothing special, just a dark and cramped room that he can barely squeeze inside, but it is filled with clothes he hopes one day to wear. Delicate, lacy things. With bows and ribbons and flowers. The sorts of things a proper pirate should never wear.
During a fuckery, Stede gets abducted by the Badminton twins' mother and taken far away from the rest of the crew. He's sentenced to hang at dawn and he fears nobody will find him in time, much less save him. He thinks about all the regrets he will take to his grave, and how he wasn't brave enough to shine as his true self.
Meanwhile, a rescue is in order! But what will Stede wear during his daring escape...?
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13 Jun 2025
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Ed can't stop staring at the hot blond at physical therapy. If not for his bum knee, he might ask the guy out.
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13 Jun 2025
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People Are Just People (Like You) by 515253545, fake_geek_boy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Apr 2024
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The world has opened back up.
Ed's having a hard time doing the same.
Somewhere else in the Greater Toronto Area, some guy's hosting a radio show for aliens. In trying to convince extraterrestrials of all that Earth has to offer, Signs of Life is also sort of showing Ed what's out there for him, if he’s ready to step back outside.
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13 Jun 2025
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Lucius and Pete are getting married at a destination wedding in Lucius's tiny hometown in West Texas, and Stede's the best man. When Pete invites a last minute guest, Stede finds himself stuck sharing his hotel room and bed with Ed. They're so normal about it.
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- Part 1 of Only One Wedding
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13 Jun 2025
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Stede held onto Ed’s arm as they both stumbled through the door to their house. Stede giggled as one of his wings got caught on the door frame and Ed got tangled up in his tentacles trying to help.
Kinktober 2023 Day 13: Tentacles / Monster-fucking / “Make me”
Art from @pan_od_tortur
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- Part 13 of Kinktober 2023
- Part 4 of A Colour For All Occasions
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13 Jun 2025
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Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
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13 Jun 2025
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“The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.
“Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.
Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.
In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”
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13 Jun 2025
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Stede asks Ed to help educate him on pirate sexual relationships, as "co-captains".
Ed says yes.
This is a great idea and no one has any problems or unexpressed feelings.
And then they fuck.
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07 Jun 2025
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Ed does not dream. He doesn't wake in the night, doesn't hear or see the shifting around him. And he never, never dreams.
Until one day, he does.
Ed lives in the mansion, where the wind always whispers and the sea always waits. As things begin to change around him, he has to hold onto the unshakeable truths: his room is safe. The skies are empty. Belongings disappear in the night. And he has always lived in the mansion.
Or has he?
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04 Jun 2025
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03 Jun 2025
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Lucius has a bizarre encounter at the airport while waiting for a delayed flight including a truly insane amount of cheese in a rucksack, a bottle of wine, a Shiba Inu assistance dog and a fellow passenger wearing a fox onesie.
He obviously has to tell his blog followers all about it.
There might even be a love story involved.....
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03 Jun 2025
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You look at me, and the whole world fades by Deniz_B for polag
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 May 2025
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At the diner one night...
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03 Jun 2025
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Mise en Place by GayPirateAficionado, PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado) for routinesardine
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Aug 2024
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Ed is whiling away the time during an airport layover. Little does he know that the peculiar exchange he overhears in this restaurant will change his life.
An #OurFlagMeansPride fic commission for routinesardine, with art by Sailor’s Ruin.
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- Part 1 of Sweets for the Sweet
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03 Jun 2025