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In light of recent twitter based events, I wanted to make the stupidest AU I could. For fun.
Stede is peanut butter. Ed is jelly. The crew is bread. Buttons is Buttons. A lot of metaphors and preaching happen while Buttons makes a PB&J.
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03 Jun 2025
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Ed tapped the end call button and let out his own sigh. This work trip (a conference for bar owners and vendors) was just a bit too long for his liking, frankly anything that took him away from Stede for any length of time was too long. It still amazes him how little he tires of Stede’s company. How much fun life had become since they met. And how hard he had fallen so quickly for this man.
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03 Jun 2025
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Stede keeps giving Ed *the look* and Ed tries to figure out what it means for once and for all.
“And what about you, Stede Bonnet? Proclivities and all that?”
ETA: thrilled to be able to tell you that there is a podfic available from SD_Ryan right over here
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03 Jun 2025
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Stede Bonnet has always dreamed of being a frogwatcher.
(in a world where frogwatching is the favorite hobby of outdoor nerds...)
For JanuAUry day 7, Vloggers!
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03 Jun 2025
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Successful psychiatrist Stede Bonnet, returns to his hometown, Seattle, after his amicable divorce leaves him wanting to seek out a fresh start as a newly-out bachelor. However, when his elderly father suffers a bad fall and is advised he can no longer live alone, Stede's plans to enjoy his new bachelor lifestyle are upended by his father moving in with him.
To assist with his father's injury, Stede decides the best course of action is to hire a physical therapist. Enter one, Edward Teach, a qualified physical therapist seeking out a new life for himself in the states after moving from Aotearoa. He is professional and highly qualified, and seems to be the only candidate for the job whom Stede's father doesn't hate on sight. The only problem? Stede falls head over heels for him the moment they meet and has to grapple with the awkwardness of being hopelessly besotted with his new housemate.
It's crazy anyway, it's not like Ed would ever be interested in him. Right?
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03 Jun 2025
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When the Badmintons stop by Ed's bar on the way to their precious swanky club, Stede doesn't take too kindly to their rudeness and disparaging comments about his home away from home. He resolves to get his revenge by turning their exclusive and treasured club into the most fabulously gay place in the world for one night in celebration of Lucius' birthday. And it just so happens that the club has a pool table he thinks he and Ed can make better use of...
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For #StedeSkirtWeek please enjoy this smutty smutty adventure for Stede at his friend's gay icons themed costume party. Spoiler alert - he gets railed in a skirt
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03 Jun 2025
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The Great Wet Tee Shirt War by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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Ed Teach has won the local charity wet tee shirt contest (over forty division) five years in a row. When a new guy moves to town and is rumored to be entering, Ed goes to check out the competition.
The guy turns out to be hot. Really hot, enough to make Ed forget about winning the contest.
Too bad he seems to have a boyfriend.
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03 Jun 2025
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Stede Bonnet is hot for the guy installing security cameras in his office.
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03 Jun 2025
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About ten new guys are milling around, too. One of them, a tall, decent-looking, beefy guy with red hair, is holding a pool cue.
And there, bending over the table in obscenely tight leather pants, his ass facing towards Ed in the doorway, is Stede, taking a shot. He sinks it easily. Huh. Ed is curious about Stede’s skills. Curious and a little horny. Stede’s always full of surprises.
The balance fully tips to horny once Stede turns around. Ed’s heart freezes in his chest. What the everloving fuck? Ed had been distracted by the ass that he’s only now realizing that Stede is not wearing his usual green shirt. This shirt is new, and…. Bloody hell, Ed’s in trouble.
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- Part 2 of Stede’s Slutty Shirt Era
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03 Jun 2025
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While they’ve begun to carve out a fulfilling life on the island together, Ed is having a hard time dealing with the past. He wants to marry Stede, but doesn’t feel like he can even ask.
A character study exploring how Ed processes, learns to sit with himself, and falls more in love every day with Stede.
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30 May 2025
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Over the past few days, Ed has been keeping himself at a distance. Stede doesn’t blame him: he’s been distant too. Doesn’t stop Stede from missing him, though. Stede’s been a bad boyfriend, he thinks. In the summertime he was able to take Ed out on day trips, shower him with little gifts, take him dancing without a care in the world. Now that ice is growing thicker and thicker on their doorstep, he feels like it’s grown between him and Ed as well. Nothing seems to melt it.
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Or, Ed and Stede talk it through. It's not all smooth sailing.
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- Part 6 of vignettes from an inn
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30 May 2025
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30 May 2025
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After a long and exhausting week, Stede seems to have a surprise waiting for Ed when he gets home. A surprise. A surprise, complete with an eggplant emoji and a water droplet emoji. A sexy surprise. Ed’s mind races after receiving the text, wondering what in the world it could be, and he’s eager as hell to get home as quickly as possible.
Ed has no idea what to expect as he steps through the door, and as always, Stede truly does surprise him in the best of ways. And Ed is going to be so good for him.
For Kinktober Day 19 - Stockings / Thigh Riding / “I want to feel you come.”
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28 May 2025
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Stede Bonnet finds out that sex roleplay is a thing and, well, you know how much that man likes a good dramatic fuckery.
Featuring reunions, communication, found family, craft therapy, too many baths, mouths absolutely everywhere, a lovely mermaid, sleepover besties, beard burn, clothes porn, quite weird dirty talk, and the making of a legend.
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28 May 2025
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It wasn’t quite the same blow Ed had been expecting, but still – not bloody ideal.
“Right then. I mean, I can wait here, I suppose.” He looked down and began to shuffle his feet. “Hopefully the English won’t, you know, send me out on some mission in the meantime.”
Then Stede charged into him, grabbing Ed by the wrist, finally touching him.
“Come with me,” Stede asked him desperately – no, ordered – which Ed had always found really...persuasive.
Ed paused. “You want me to come to your…home?”
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Stede returns to his family after the encounter with Chauncey – but instead of leaving Ed at the dock, he brings him along.
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A reimagining of episodes 9 + 10.
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28 May 2025
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When Ed Teach’s messy love life collides with his mangled moral compass—the wreckage comes alive in a bare-knuckle brawl between love, loyalty, and delusions we swallow just to keep breathing.
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27 May 2025
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Stede, ambitious, yearning, lost in a life he doesn't know how to leave. Ed, musician, brilliant but jaded, rough past, future hollow. Young though they are, they're resigned to their lot in life.
But a chance meeting at a failed engagement party ignites a spark between the two of them. A spark that's difficult to deny even when their competing obligations makes it near impossible for them to be together.
And yet, somehow, in the wicked dance of time, they manage to meet again and again and again. Each time getting a little closer to something magical.
Because it's not the spark, but the fire you make from it that endures.
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25 May 2025
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when you touch me i wonder i always wonder by radicalnothing
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 May 2022
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(what you could want with me)
Alternate ending to S1. Stede shows up. Two people who have never been loved before figure out how to love each other—and how to get home.
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25 May 2025
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Point Wild has a long and sordid history full of all manner of folks, from free love hippies to weirdos desperate to look at women’s tits. Now, it’s mostly overrun by a gamut of queer men out for a consensual perve or exhibitionist adventure.
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Or, The One Where Stede Loses His Undies At The Nude Beach And Ed Finds Them
Written for AUpril 2024 Day 7: Nude Beach
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25 May 2025
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Maybe Nigel Badminton isn’t perfect, but Stede can make do. That is until he meets Ed after watching him fight with Jack at their shared wedding venue. It’s fine. Ed isn’t for him, and he can keep his distance, but when Ed asks to be friends, things get messy…for everyone.
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25 May 2025
