Chewbyham
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sanguine by Chewbyham
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
02 Feb 2023
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The ranch felt empty. Usually it was bustling with life and smiles and laughter, yet it felt dull. Tango would be off by now, Jimmy would be taking a break yet nothing but the whisper of wind from outside greeted him.
It felt fundamentally wrong.
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Very self indulgent jolly rancher trio hurt/comfort because we love jimmy getting bullied. also again much shorter than usual works.
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He felt a sharp pain in his wing. He screeched, turning around as he tried to focus properly on the trees.
Green eyes met his. Something Something Something, His heart sang.
The eyes narrowed. He saw the crossbow peeking out of a nearby bush, and he made a shrill chirping sound at them. It was all he could manage.
The arrow had gone straight through his other wing, screwing up his secondaries more if that was possible, and both felt completely imobile. He whimpered.
The stranger's eyes seemed to soften, just for a moment, before slowly standing up. They were tall, with scars along their face, arms and neck, a dark red-brown cloak wrapping around them.
“Who are you? Who sent you?”
Grian only stared in shock for a moment. The world felt like it was spinning, light fell from behind them.
Then it all went black.
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- Part 1 of Trauerspiel au (yet to be named)
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finding out about Scottish Elsa's crush on you because you're a nosy bastard by Chewbyham
Fandoms: Empires SMP
26 Jan 2023
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please i dont know how to title
exactly what it says on the tin though
also yes i know its very very short compared to my usual crap but i was sick asf while writing this -
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Xuli 💜 has added you to a group chat.
Kyan: hey xuli
Foz: why are we here
Lars: kyan how the hell are you typing
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A Go Jetters group chat. Hopefully this one doesn't go to shit like my other one
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Tommyinnit's Misadventures of Therapy-ing a Bunch of Idiots by Chewbyham
Fandoms: Dream SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
10 Jan 2023
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Tommy's stuck in Double Life. And so is most of his home SMP. It isn't even the worst part.
With too much time spent with Skeppy and Bad, he's become the servers relationship therapist. As in romantic advisor. And he's stuck wingmanning a shit load of random couples, who've come expecting genuine advice. And you can't let a man down like that, can you?
He's getting payed though, which makes it all worth it. Sorta.
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In which Tommy becomes a terrible relationship therapist.
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[Podfic] the average lifespan of rotting wood by ArashiPodfics
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Mar 2025
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Al-Haitham shrugs, looking at Kaveh like he’s the crazy one. “Why would I prioritize being tired when I do that every night?”
“Prioritize over what?” Kaveh asks, trying to stay as patient as he can.
Al-Haitham blinks. “Mmh,” he hums, then laughs softly to himself, ducking his head down to his chest. It’s a gentle thing — almost delicate. Kaveh hasn’t seen him do that in… a long time. “I think if I start talking, I won’t be able to stop.”
kaveh knows, on some level, that decay is not supposed to last this long
Bookmarked by Chewbyham
21 Jun 2025
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[PODFIC] are we lovers or are we roommates by jungothecat (Emeryemerald)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jun 2024
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PODFIC of are we lovers or are we roommates by bringingglory
Summary:Hey, I heard you were looking for a place to stay. My roommate also moved out recently so I have a room open.
“You’re shitting me,” said Kaveh.
“What?” Cyno tilted his head.
Kaveh held out his phone. Cyno and Tighnari leaned over until the sides of their heads were touching as they read the message.
Tighnari jerked away. “Al-Haitham sent you that?”
“I didn’t know he had it in him,” said Cyno.
“Had what?”
“A charitable soul.”
Kaveh needs a place to stay senior year of college and Al-Haitham has an open spot.
Bookmarked by Chewbyham
16 Dec 2024
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7 minutes in heaven But Instead it's 1 minecraft night in a 1x2 hole by mightaswelljump
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Feb 2023
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The age-old tactic of barricading yourself in a 1x2 hole in the ground is a good last resort when you're overwhelmed by mobs. A final effort to make it through the night. Tried and true.
But it turns out, fitting into such a limited space with another person is a bit more tricky.
During the one night Bdubs can't find his bed to skip to the morning, he and Etho find that out the hard way.
Bookmarked by Chewbyham
29 Mar 2023
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ims o feral about them. I love them so much. They are so incredibly perfect. You goddamn murder. You've killed so many of us in the comments /lh
please. etho picking bdubs up was utter perfection god I love them so much -
in the mines by sans_theskele_oof
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Limited Life
14 Mar 2023
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Based on *that* part of Limited Life session 2, etho's pov. you know the one
(why does ethubs always have gay undertones?)
aka the "doesn't get any easier than you" except i draw it on for wayyy too long
Bookmarked by Chewbyham
29 Mar 2023
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absibdibdihidhd so fluff. so cute. flustered etho is the best thing. I love
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Peanut Butter & Jellies' Amazing Cat Café Of Wonderful Adventures (And Strata Management) by zipzapzoooooom (brightbriar)
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
07 Nov 2022
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Those familiar green eyes that hold so much warmth and so much mischief are round with shock, and he’s— oh, Grian stifles a laugh, Scar’s dropped the spoon he was holding. Scar hastily tries to cover his mistake as it clatters on the faux-marble countertop, leaning on his forearm, blocking the spoon from Grian’s view. “Er. Come here often?”
Grian huffs, a quiet laugh shoved down the back of his throat. “First time, actually.”
“Oh, fantastic! I’ll make sure it's a good one,” Scar says, winking.
A GoodTime with Scar, Grian realises dimly. He feels his face beginning to heat up, but as Scar shifts Grian's pretty sure he hears the spoon fall on the floor, which breaks the spell somewhat. He does Scar the favour of pretending not to notice, mind racing. He's not sure what he can even say. What's going on? I’m so sorry? Where are we? Are you real?
Finally, he settles on: “I've been informed you’ve been letting cats into your kitchen."
grian is a strata manager and scar owns the cat café on the ground floor. but they remember the life series, and neither one knows if the other one knows what they know.