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He likes teasing you; likes watching you squirm. It drives you up the wall. Despite both of your eagerness to rush into intimacy, you've yet to convince Kim to actually agree to it. Something about self-control and remaining professional.
AUTHORITY - A poor excuse from him considering he had just kissed you senseless a few minutes earlier.
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Get your head in the game, officer. You're undercover right now. Do as the Lieutenant asks.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - And maybe he'll reward you after.
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With one last kiss on Sophie the dog's head, your neighbour straightens, waves to you, and hurries off.
At the last second she seems to remember something and calls to you over her shoulder. “Also, watch out for birds!”
HALF LIGHT - Just in general or…?
Before you can ask, Soleil disappears down the stairs. You have no idea what she meant by that. Slowly shutting the door, you look down at the animal under your care for the next 48 hours.
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Harry (and Kim by extension) agree to dogsit for his new neighbour. How much trouble can an old dog get into?
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Nix Gottlieb has been working for the RCM for thirty-nine years - since its very inception - and never has he seen a bigger bunch of idiots than the current cohort.
You have the twin fools McLaine and Torson, who are constantly in for the stupidest things, a real revolving door. Gottlieb suspects they like the company. Then, you have McCoy, who has never met a fight he wouldn’t pick. There is Minot, who tends to hide things until it’s nearly too late. There is Kitsuragi, who is the stubbornest man Gottlieb has ever met, and there is Vicquemare, who, when he is not actively trying to die, is not working very hard to prevent it. The consultant, Heidelstam, who is worth too much for how often they let him go out on calls and get stabbed. Even the horses which Gottlieb takes care of are exceptionally stupid this year.
And then, Gottlieb sighs, you have Du Bois.
Well, at least there is never a dull moment.Bookmarked by ChocolateMilkLOL
03 Oct 2025
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The Terrible Temptations of the Trouser Tentacle by Morgue_XiiV
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
31 Oct 2021
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Kim tries to avoid thinking about how he feels about his strange new co-worker... As if offering to help be as unconscionable a romantic prospect as possible, Harry's thinking of sticking his dick in the swallow. No, he's not going to of course, he's just thinking about it abstractly! No, he's totally focused on the case.... Unless something forces him to slow down his Superstar Detecting briefly, then all bets are off. But, some things are just destiny and no amount of mishap, bad decisions or distasteful anatomical differences can stop true love.
(This is slow-burn tentacle porn! I will make it VERY CLEAR in the fore-notes when tentacles are going to show up, so if you're just in it for the comedy, characterization, or romance, you could just skip from chapter 4 straight to 9. I worked really hard on this, despite it being so niche the audience might not even exist. *sobs*)
Vitally important everyone sees this beautiful comic of the opening scene
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Bookmarked by ChocolateMilkLOL
05 Aug 2025
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love is stored in the carrot slice by silenceinbetween
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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KIM KITSURAGI – “Ah yes. Our extravagant wedding ceremony, which we are definitely going to have, where one of the grooms feeds his five-to-ten guests the ever primal and cheap corned beef stew.”
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21 Jul 2025
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Several things the 41st precinct learned about Lt Kim Kitsuragi and several things they did not.
Post Martinaise, Kim's new coworkers try to get to know him, or at least try to understand what he's doing here.
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- Part 2 of Starting Over
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13 Jul 2025
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Harry likes to smother Kim with kisses, which annoys Kim. But when Harry stops, Kim doesn't realize he wanted those kisses. And asking for something you didn't know you wanted, or *needed*, is difficult.
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05 Jul 2025

