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A step back, a step forward by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
01 Sep 2025
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Impactor’s gaze shot up. He seemed to calculate something. His face shifted from anger to something else, but nonetheless heated. “Wanna head outside too? I bet I could take you.”
Springer felt his own eyebrow ridge rise, and something was rising along with it, in the back of his own throat. A mixture of grief, guilt, and something else.
“As you are? No. It's late. I suggest you head out without trying it in here. I’d hate to ban a good customer.” Springer turned around. His audial, however, was still focused on the two of them.
“Primus, you’re desperate,” Megatron hissed.
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Springer goes back in time, to stop the war. He finds something (someone) else along the way. -
Hopelessly (devoted to you) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2025
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Hua Cheng needed to kiss him. But Xie Lian had asked for an explaination, and so he would provide. "Gege makes my body his own. He moves this San Lang how he likes it and -"
"San Lang enjoys it," Xie Lian finished for him, and his face broke into a sunny smile. "I'm glad!" he said, and his voice was so delighted Hua Cheng could feel his insides tremble.
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Or: Xie Lian starts to touch Hua Cheng more and more - casually and of his own volition. Hua Cheng is pleasantly overwhelmed.
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“You’re so pretty!” Optimus repeated, and then he furrowed his brows. He seemed to think about something very, very seriously. Then, hesitating, he asked: ”I - who are you?”
Megatron stared at him for a klik, but Optimus’ brow remained furrowed, and there was no recognition in his voice.
Megatron did the only thing he could think of. He slammed the “Request nurse” button and barked, “I need Ratchet! Now!”
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Or: That video where someone discovers they're married post-surgery and compliments their spouse a lot... featuring Megatron and Optimus. -
Hunger (for everything but your touch) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers: Energon Universe (Skybound), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Jan 2025
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Self-service,” Ratchet repeated, as if Optimus had the context for whatever he was going on about. “It’s a good method for stress relief, emotional release –"
“I – don’t know,” Optimus said, and there was heat flooding his faceplates. He glanced away.
Ratchet made a dissatisfied noise. “Remedy that, then. Maybe it’ll help at least a little, and I can start worrying the normal amount instead of worrying myself half to pieces.”
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The frustration and despair in his chest was boiling over. Why. Why, not one good thing – didn’t he deserve one good feeling, after he’d seen so many of his friends die? After he had washed away their Energon from his own bloody hands?
After all, didn’t Megatron owe him? Was he not the reason he was in this state, even if it was indirectly. Megatron would have never apologized for it, would only shove the fusion cannon into his face, humming –
Optimus’ optics widened. The cannon. If it was charged – it hummed. -
Perils of a lumpy berth (Or: the one where they fuck at IKEA) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
19 Jan 2025
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"Berth: Lumpy. Metal: Rusted. Pillows: Flat." Soundwave said, and his voice was ice-cold. He turned his faceplate on Megatron. "Megatron: Will acquire a new berth immediately. Berth: Should have been replaced every two hundred astrocycles."
"It was comfortable," Megatron replied, leaving out the fact that he'd procrastinated on the acquisition forms for a new berth since a few hundred years into the war.
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The clerk turned to the both of them, and their cheerful tone faltered slightly. "I h-hope the both of you are prepared to come to an agreement?"
Megatron bared his dentae and glared at Prime. "I'm prepared to take my mattress home, yes."
Prime's optics narrowed, and his battle-mask clicked shut. "You will not threaten the employees of this store, Megatron."
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Or: Megatron and Optimus fight over the last warframe-sized ergonomic mattress.Series
- Part 2 of Furniture Store Adventures
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You hold the future in your hands by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
14 Dec 2024
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He was a medic, for Primus’ sake! He’d been a medic, the CMO of the Autobots for millions of years – he should be better than this. He should be able to find a solution. He’d saved millions of lives.
He should be able to make his body work.
“Ratchet?”
Ratchet jumped – and whirled around to the voice at the door. “It’s my off shift!” he snarled, instinctively keeping his hands behind his back to hide the shaking. “If you’re not actively leaking you better come back during regular hours – oh. It’s you.”
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Ratchet has a hard time accepting that his hands no longer do what he tells them to. One evening, Drift surprises him in the medbay. -
Tactical Disadvantages of Romantic Entaglements by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
13 Nov 2024
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Prime looked up at Megatron, clasping his servo. “Come to berth,” he asked, quietly.
Prowl’s optics cycled open even wider. They were touching again. They were so comfortable with each other’s frames, and Optimus was displaying emotional vulnerability –
It had to be. Megatron was using interface to coerce Optimus to do his bidding.----
Or: five times Prowl realized something about Megatron and Optimus plus the one time the penny finally dropped. -
The day you die (Rebirth) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
19 Oct 2024
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He knew instinctively that it would endear him to them – a strategy Orion had used not so long ago. Work with someone, know them, and they respect you. That would build a reputation for him as someone who was down to earth, now that his function was no longer apparent from his plating. It will come in handy, soon enough, Megatron thought.
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“RISE UP!” screamed the audience, thousands of mechs united – and Megatron smiled, as he raised his own fist - with them, for better or for worse.
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Or: D-16 learns how to be a leader. -
I hope you die/I hope we both die (hand in unloveable hand) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
15 Oct 2024
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“He’s back.” Ford whispered in terror, shaking with something primal. “He’s in my head again.”
Stan stiffened, his shoulder tensing where Ford was leaning on him. “You’re sure.”
“I can hear him. The nightmare I had – they said they’d give him to me. As a reparation.”
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“I want you out of my fucking head!” Ford snarled, desperate. “I hope you die. I hope we both die and end this fucking charade once and for all! Stay the hell out of my way!”
And suddenly it was completely unbearable to be near him. He felt the echo of the old betrayal in his chest, fury, pain, anxiety, embarrassment – and he stormed out of the room, away from Bill.
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(And I’d hope that if I found the strength to walk out you’d stay the hell outta my way) -
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Optimus didn’t recognize the new streets of the suburbs his building was in - New Iacon was strange and disorienting, just a step to the left of his former home. The Hall of Records - gone. Maccadam’s old oilhouse - gone. His former street had been rubble long before the war had reached the stars.
Now, only he was left.
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“What are you doing here?!” Optimus asked instead, now fully awake, aware and incredulous. He made no move towards the pile of trash.
Megatron turned around to him and bared his fangs. “Energon delivery,” he said, tone dry. “They don’t have enough drivers. Take the boxes out, or I’ll pour your portion down the sink.” -
The Polyhex Protocol (I've thrown my Gauntlet) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
09 Jun 2024
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"Megatron and Orion: Compete over Polyhex mission to determine suitability for future missions of this order. Megatron and Orion: Both try to destroy plans for anti-protestor weapons and destroy factory according to plan.”
The corners of Meagtron’s dermas curled up in a smirk. “That is an excellent idea.”
Orion crossed his arms. “A life-or-death trial of fire. And lasers. And presumably, mortal combat. Against a gladiator that does that for a living.”
Megatron bared his dentae at him, a full grin. “Does that mean you forfeit?”
Orion’s faceplates split in his own grin, which was slightly terrifying for such an agreeable mech. “Never!”---
Or: This is the backstory of the Polyhex Protocol. -
Blue (you're poison) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
03 Jun 2024
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Megatron stopped in his tracks. He turned around slowly, his blood red optics fixed on Orion. “Orion? We’re leaving,” he enunciated again. Clearly. Giving Orion a chance to join him.
“I… would see what they have to offer,” Orion said. “A place on the council would offer us legitimacy while we oust the rest of them for corruption. And if not, the plan can go ahead without any changes. A revolution without bloodshed would be worth it, no?” he asked.
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Millions of mechs looked at him, their leader, as he made a rousing speech before he sent them out into battle. All of their eyes were blue. -
Apocalyptic (Love on the other side) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
31 Aug 2023
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“Orion Pax died the astrominute the Senate put that thing in his chest,” Megatron heaved, optics narrowed. “The minute he accepted the Senate’s hands, the minute he betrayed me – “
“Megatron!” Orion grabbed the flare on his shoulder plating and yanked his helm close, so that his optics were only a scant few inches from Megatron’s. “Stop. Making. Excuses,” he panted, suddenly breathless because he was so. Close.
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"You could have ripped my arm off, now I have but a scant few scratches.”
Megatron curled one of his arms around Orion’s waist. “I would not count on that in the future,” he said, and his tone was grave.
“I know,” Orion breathed, and closed the gap between their mouths. The kiss was as fiery and explosive as the world around them.
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MegOp break up fic, featuring lots of Feelings (and porn) -
Science (is un)fair by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
16 Mar 2023
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The thing is. The thing is. It had started out completely innocently. Honest. They hadn’t meant to set the garden shed on fire. Or to crash the science fair. Even if Mom’s probably not gonna believe them.
They were gonna get grounded forever at this rate.
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“I may...I may have a favor. To ask of you. My brother, his school – there is going to be a science fair on Saturday. I wanted to visit, but – I would need a human form of some sort.”
“And so you wanted to ask me if you could have my projector? To go to this – science fair?” Tarantulas asked.
“Yes – No! I wanted to ask...if you’d like to accompany me?”
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Featuring: An exploding baking soda volcano, questionable science and sibling shenanigans. -
Change of heart, change of face by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers - All Media Types
06 Mar 2023
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“I… do know you,” he answered instead. “Know you enough not to trust you.”
Megatron stepped closer. Right up against the glass of the holding cell. “Trust – is not necessarily a requirement in war,” he said, evenly. “What would you require me to do for you?”
And for a moment, all Optimus’ overclocked processor could come up with was relentless innuendo. No matter how much stress he was under, he could handle it. He couldn’t handle the hope – that they would work together, with the humans and finally make peace –
Optimus’ optics cycled open involuntarily. The humans.
“Choose a human altmode,” he said, abruptly, venting unevenly.
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Or: The story of how Megatron acquired a human altmode. -
Black Hole Blaster (always you and me) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
07 Jan 2023
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"As if my theory of shrinking down a white dwarf wouldn't work! It's a theory!! The laws of physics are made to be flaunted! And then he questions what I'd like to be doing with this?" Brainstorm screeched. "Oh, that's it!" He whirled around and stalked back to the table. " I'm gonna write back and tell him exactly what I plan on doing with it! Dear... Perceptor, no, dear Percy, your critique is stupid, and I am going to make a gun that shoots black holes, just you wait!"
Well, he didn't exactly write that. But it was similar enough that Perceptor apparently found his rambling interesting (or insane) enough to reply.
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Or: Brainstorm gains an internet friend. The Lost Light ships it. And he still needs to name his newest invention. -
Crossing Lines (take my hand) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark
23 Nov 2022
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“I want a truce,” Megatron answered again, that infuriating glitch.
“W-why now?”
“Because the war is a pointless waste of resources. My Decepticons are on the verge of starvation, and I can’t imagine that your Autobots are in a better situation, far from home that we are,” Megatron snarled. Then, ever mercurial, his voice turned almost soft.
“However, it is mainly because of what you said in combat the last time we engaged.”
Optimus’ processor was currently very occupied with cutting off varying processor threads that either wanted him to engage combat protocols and try to wrestle Megatron to the floor, and his interface array, that basically wanted the same thing but for a very different purpose entirely.
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Or: Megatron wants a truce. Optimus would be a fool to fall for that. Right? -
Orbit by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark
19 Nov 2022
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“It’s pretty interesting, seeing them together like this – outside of combat.”
“Most of the time, it’s incredibly frustrating.” Dot looked up to her and saw Elita actually rolling her optics at her. “Don’t tell me you can’t see it. I can’t be the only mech or human with any working optics around here!”
Dot glanced back at Prime and Megatron – and then she understood.
“Oh! Ah yeah, there’s … that, I guess.”--------
Alternative title: Five persons who noticed something going on between Megatron and Optimus, and the one time they didn’t have to. -
Drop Dead Gorgeous by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (IDW 2019), Transformers: Prime
02 Aug 2022
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„You’re hopeless,“ Scrapper said with some conviction.
Breakdown, who had his head buried in his hands already, nodded. “I know,” he said ruefully.
“You can’t just keep dropping things whenever this mech walks by. We talked about this.”
“Yeah, this is like. A serious problem,” Bonecrusher added. “Because the things you drop,” and here he gestured with his half-full cube of engex and nodded sagely, “cost money.”
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Breakdown is a construction worker next to a hospital for cosmetic surgery. Knock Out is the name of the good-looking doctor who walks by every morning. Property damage ensues, and Breakdown is quite happy that his next job just involves more tent-building for a society conjunxing and less handsome doctors.Or not.
Because apparently, Knock Out is one of the happy conjunxes – isn’t he?
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Featuring: KOBD being morons, unabashed fluff, misunderstandings. And minor property damage. -
Gossip Session by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 May 2022
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The "glad you’re home safe “- party on the Lost Light is in full swing. The engex is flowing, the banner has been repurposed again to near illegibility, the ship’s safely docked once again, and they actually managed to avoid any major intergalactic incidents.
Well, until someone discovers that their grumpy new co-captain has invited his conjunx! Naturally, there’s nothing wrong with imagining exactly what kind of mech he could have brought… Especially since there’s a handsome new guest to entertain, who’s waiting for his conjunx.----
“It’s not just that!” Rodimus said, outraged. His optics sparked furiously. “He banned our monthly dance-offs! I perfected my routine for two whole months! And ship’s morale was down by two per cent!”“I didn’t know that you were capable of using statistics.” Perceptor said, dryly.
----(Basically: Megs is grumpy for the whole mission because he misses his conjunx. Roddy and co. complain about him – not realizing that they’re complaining to said conjunx. Hilarity and copious amounts of fluff ensue).
Featuring: MegOp being drama queens, dance-offs, and strange light effects.