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"For fuck’s sake, Eames." Brilliant, there’s that grumpy little furrow between Arthur’s angry eyebrows. "Can you go back to being concussed? I’m this close to taking that Yakuza bounty and murdering you myself. Please. Shut the fuck up."
Jackpot.
"Why don’t you make me?"
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Arthur and Eames are stuck in Eames’ Hanoi safe house for three more days. Eames has an idea for how they can spend their time.
Standalone PWP.
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- Part 3 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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"I wasn’t trying to suggest that you’re incapable of committing your own murders, darling. I just thought it might be nice for you not to have to. And thus he—" Eames scuffs the side of Fauré’s corpse with his shoe. "—is no longer your problem."
"He’s leaking all over my goddamn floor. This is definitely my fucking problem."
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Eames wants to show Arthur how much he cares, so he brings him a dead rat. (Or: Two men fall in love over a corpse)
Prequel to megaphone to my chest, but can be read standalone.
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- Part 2 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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"Crime is my love language," retorts Eames, and hell, it might even be true. And so sue him—maybe Arthur likes to be reminded every now and then that when Eames whispers anything for you, darling, by any means necessary he really does mean it.
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Eames wants to propose with the best rocks. It's too bad they already belong to the Louvre. (A Louvre heist fic)
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- Part 1 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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Eames leads Arthur on a merry chase through the skies. His spelling still sucks, but his art is first class.
(Men would rather go on an intercontinental crime spree than talk about their feelings)
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And taxes? The phrase echoes inside Jon’s mind and suddenly the pieces click together. He remembers the words in Gertrude's voice. Taxes, I imagine, will continue. His eyes widen. Alexander Scaplehorn isn’t a Fear avatar.
"You’re a… tax collector."
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In the post-change world, Jon and Martin enter the domain of Alexander Scaplehorn and learn that Gertrude had imagined right all along.
(Elias, on the other hand, had not accounted for this at all)
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The ways by which Eames woos Arthur. Stand alone vignettes of two lives in a shared timeline.
Chronological order:
- wanna take you there (18 months prior to What the Cat Dragged In. Post-canon)
- What the Cat Dragged In (around 2-5 years post-Inception)
- megaphone to my chest (October 2025)
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Hiding out in-between jobs should be an uneventful thing, laying low and keeping out of the cops' search lights. But Eames learned long ago that neither Arthur nor Ariadne can resist a client who might be a target for the Others, and this latest one was sent their way courtesy of Dominic Cobb himself. Resigned to help Arthur and Ariadne play knights in shining armor Eames has no idea exactly how fast this supposed quick-fix project is about to go downhill.
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29 Nov 2025
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Daddy's Boy by EmbersOfUprising
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
30 Dec 2024
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Dick didn’t mean to. It just slipped out. He’s lucky Slade took it so well... maybe a little too well, actually.
Dick calls Slade ‘Daddy’ in bed, and then it gets out of hand.
SladeRobin Week: Day 8
Free Day (Daddy Kink)Series
- Part 8 of SladeRobin Week 2024
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21 Nov 2025
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When the market crashed four years ago, things went to hell for a lot of people. Eames has done okay, though- his job as a reporter at the New York Herald Tribune was secure enough that he managed to keep it, and he was good enough at it that he made enough to get by. He has a strict rule, though: no photographers. Working with freelancers has always been a crapshoot, and it's only gotten worse over the past few years. When the Rockefellers insist on a photographer for the Tribune's upcoming story on their new building, though, Eames is forced to choose between dropping the best paying story he's had in four years or working with Arthur, the freelance photographer hired on the recommendation of Eames' editor, Dom. He's an odd man who clearly has a past and who, as Eames spends more time with him, is just maybe worth getting to know a bit better.
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- Part 1 of Come Down Now
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- English
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24 Nov 2025
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(when you call my name) it's like a little prayer by sunset_horiz0ns
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Jul 2024
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“Are you fuckin’ sick? What is wrong with you?”...
...“I don’t know what you want me to say, Wolvie! Have you seen you? You’re a fucking brick house and you’re all up on me. What did you expect to happen?”
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16 Nov 2025
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She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.
Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.
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In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.
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14 Nov 2025