15 Works by CowboySimp
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"C'mon, Spamton. Do we need a special occasion to share a drink? Like old times?" Tenna laughed nervously, raising his own glass to his lips and knocking back a smooth sip of the beverage. It was strong and heady, the warm, nostalgic burn that tasted like static and... Tenna looked at Spamton. This taste was something he had always associated with Spamton. It tasted like him.
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- Part 5 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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Tenna has been neglecting to do maintenance on himself, its been entirely too long since he'd been taken care of. Luckily his business partner is all too willing to help him take care of that.
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- Part 4 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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Maybe one day, Mettaton would move on, like Spamton did. Maybe he would leave behind the old TV that just collected dust, and allow him to fall into obsoletion. But until then, Tenna was going to work his hardest to make Mettaton happy. He…made him happy. Happier than he'd been in a very long time.
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Tenna is finally moving on, but Mettaton reminds him of an old familiar salesman.
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- Part 3 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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"[CRT], I think that [[Dream Body for 59.99]] of yours is [SPEAK UP] for itself." Spamton smirked from where he kneeled in Tenna's lap. His small white hands hands slid up his sides, coming to rest on his chest as he stood up, coming face to face with him. He grabbed the cigar from his mouth and tossed it aside, letting it continue to burn on the tiled floor a few feet away. "We could [gently used] a chance to [[KISS AND MAKE UP]], don't you think?" Spamton asked, eyes half lidded as he wrapped his fingers around Tenna's signature yellow tie.
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Spamton and Tenna argue after a bad day on set, but Spamton apologizes in his own special way.
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- Part 2 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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Spamton and Tenna spend an evening out in celebration of their successful business partnership at a club in Cyber City.
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- Part 1 of CowboySimp's Spamtenna Hell
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When I Think About You, I Touch Myself by CowboySimp
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies), Venom (Marvel Comics)
13 Oct 2024
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"Jesus, Vee, I thought you were asleep!" Eddie groaned, screwing his eyes shut.
"I have no need for sleep." Venom reminded him nonchalantly as if he wasn't blue-balling his host at that exact moment.
Eddie let out a sigh and grabbed the waistband of his pants to pull them back up.
"Why are you stopping?"
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Eddie REALLY needs to get off and Venom helps.
Kinktober Day 5: Masturbation
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2024
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Alone Together by CowboySimp
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
17 Sep 2024
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The always studious Anders is pulled from his medical school homework one night when his boyfriend, Karl, doesn't come home when he should. Anders gets a call that changes his life forever. He drops out of school, and upon meeting a famous writer at his new bookstore job, he meets a new crew of friends from the overly-sexual Isabela, to the ball of sunshine Merrill. The one that sticks out to him the most is Garrett Hawke, an incredibly handsome and flirty young bachelor. The group quickly bonds, and just as quickly, everything Anders cares about is ripped from him. Three years pass and Anders finally reconnects with the friends he'd neglected for so long.
Okay, so I've never written fanfic for Dragon Age before despite being a part of/loving this fandom for the better part of the last ten years (or more, honestly, I don't remember). A recent hyperfixation resurgence has me thinking about my favorite apostate terrorist man and I just... love him so much?! I hope y'all enjoy this for real tho.
Yes, the title is stolen from the Fallout Boy Song lol
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Destiny by CowboySimp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2024
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As a young witch, your future was laid out before you. That's why when you meet a young Dio Brando, your entire world changes and suddenly your carefree days are long gone.
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Cherry Pie by CowboySimp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2024
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Y/N just moved into a small village far from her home, and bumps into everyone's favorite French himbo swordsman. This is set to take place immediately after the events of Stardust Crusaders!
Brief mention of death
CW: Good ole Vanilla sex. Not Vanilla Ice, tho.
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Mission by CowboySimp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2024
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You are a member of Passione, recently transferred underneath the leadership of the Capo Bruno Bucciarati after Giorno's rise to the position of the organization's leader. On an important mission, you're unknowingly attacked by a stand user, and things get rather interesting from there on out.
CW: Semi-Public Sex?
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Anniversary by CowboySimp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2024
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Doppio and you've been dating for quite a while now. Its your anniversary, so he treats you to a nice dinner, but things happen to get rather...heated. Someone also makes a surprise guest appearance.
CW: Breeding Kink
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In the late night hours, and in the arms of his favorite way to pass time, Nathaniel takes a look at his life and asks an important question.
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Loneliness by CowboySimp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Apr 2022
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Noriaki Kakyoin lived a short life, but not a sad one. Even in his last moments, he found purpose in his life, that purpose being protecting you.
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Uzui Tengen has been asking for your hand in marriage for months now. It didn't help that you wanted him. He was your best friend, and closest comrade in the demon slayer corps. You had met his wives and fallen for each of them as well, which only made it harder to keep your distance. You were afraid your personality would clash with the others, and the last thing you wanted was to bring them pain. After a night of drinking when you agree to dinner at the Uzui residence, you reluctantly make your way there for a night that will change everything.
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Dragon's Downfall (A Highschool AU) DISCONTINUED by CowboySimp
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
12 Jan 2020
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Hanzo Shimada has been tossed around, moving from family to family, never getting attached since a childhood incident scarred him forever. Landing in a new foster home, he starts a new life at Winston Memorial High, where he catches the eye of a smooth-as-butter, cowboy-aesthetic, Jesse McCree. Despite all of his best efforts, Hanzo finds that fate keeps making them meet over and over, pushing Hanzo into a friendship that he isn't sure he's ready for. So used to leaving as soon as he arrives, the dragon finds that a group of people can easily get a grip on his heart and pull him down from the pedestal of pride he stays upon.