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    Peter knows Tony doesn’t forget on purpose, and he knows that Tony means well with his concern. But, the man has to deal with the fact Peter isn’t a hero, and is in fact, a vigilante. If all he gets is a broken nose after a long night of patrol, Peter considers himself lucky.
    A lot of vigilante things were lost on Tony, such as bad PR. Sure, the Avengers get some bad PR, but never J. Jonah. Jameson style, but then again, Spider-Man always had the best pictures, because Peter Parker gave them in for a bit of extra money.
    There was some things you learn when you’re in Peter’s line of business, and that is, how to calm down a rape victim, how to help a lost child who doesn’t want help, who to punch harder than the rest, who are first time thieves, and that sometimes things like “don’t pull the knife out” is a rule best ignored, (unless it was somewhere bad bad).
    You know Tony’s too far gone from the vigilante line of work, when it’s Pepper Potts, who tells Tony that a broken nose is the least of Peter’s worries, even though she too freaks out about it.

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    5 times The Avengers (excluding Clint) forgot Peter Parker is a vigilante, and 1 time everyone remembered.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Thorin is dead, safe and sound in the Halls of Ancestors. Bilbo, being a Hobbit, would ordinarily be unable to reach him again -- but surely a burglar who braved a dragon can find his way anywhere. With some cunning and a lengthy contract with a dwarf, Bilbo has found his way to a place he never should have been able to reach -- but now he has find out whether Thorin returns his feelings or if his efforts have been in vain.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    *TRIGGER WARNING* ⚠️- guns are mentioned and used

    “Okay,” said Tony slowly. “So. I’m not saying you’re secretly a sleeper agent. But if anyone was, it would be you.”

    “I vote we test him for brain chips,” said Bruce.

    “I vote,” said Sam, pointing accusingly, “that we stop inviting him to training and start asking him to teach us.”

    Peter blushed bright red. “Can I go now?”

    “Absolutely not,” said Natasha. “You’re staying and explaining how the hell that was muscle memory.”

    Peter just smiled nervously and picked up the sniper rifle.

     

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    Yes, Peter can use a gun- he's from NYC for goodness sake- and yes, he is better than average (if average includes Natasha Romanoff). Here is everyone finding out about this side of Peter!

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    08 Dec 2025

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    AU: In which Bilbo does not intend to adopt two dwalfling children. But that is what he does when he finds them all alone in a bush on the edge of his garden shivering in the cold.

    The thirteen dwarfs that follow, the wizard and the (admittedly) really attractive former Prince and Lobelia shrieking down his ear that follow he could really do without.

    But there you are.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    [ "what is it?" Bilbo repeated, adjusting his coat. he was used to much lighter clothing, nothing he could feel so profoundly as it was draped over his back.

    "you look…" Thorin sighed and shook his head. he had been sat on the bed the entire time and Bilbo didn't even have a good reason to dismiss him; simply saying that he felt a tad vulnerable as he tried his finery on wouldn't be reason enough. "you look like you were meant to wear my colors."

    "oh, hush, I look silly," Bilbo mustered a half-smile as Thorin rose to his feet and strode across the room to wrap his arms tightly around him from behind.

    "silly? but never in my life, my heart," he put his chin on the top of Bilbo's head and his hands on his waist, humming in consideration and squeezing lightly. ]

    there is a celebration coming up in Erebor and Bilbo doesn't feel very confident in his new festive attire.
    Thorin shows him just how beautiful he thinks he is.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    "You lost all credibility when you laid hands on a teenager--not just any teenager, but your own ward," Bruce growled, "You threw him out when he needed you most. Unacceptable. Do you hear me? That is unforgivable."

    Oliver pressed a hand to his gushing nose, staring at him in shock.

    "If I ever," Bruce said, voice dropping an octave. "ever, see you near Roy again, I'll break every bone in your hands." He tilted his head, a dark smirk twisting his lips. "We'll see how well you shoot after that."

    Oliver Queen drops the ball. Bruce Wayne takes in Roy Harper, and gives his colleague a little schooling on what it means to be a father.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    How, exactly, did you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    06 Dec 2025

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    There's a tradition among the family: when in danger, you grab the smallest Robin and hang on tight. But like all traditions, this one had to start somewhere, right?

    Alternately: three times Dick bodily attacks his father (with love)

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Superman’s hands came up in a pacifying gesture as he let himself drop to the rooftop with deliberate slowness, boots touching down in a muted thud.

    “We didn’t mean to scare you–”

    A sharp, brief trill cut him off—a sound that was more bird than anything else.

    You did not scare me.

    It had been instinct. The ingrained habit of using the family’s covert calls whenever the suit was on. And the moment the sound left him, Batman was profoundly grateful for the cowl hiding his face.

     
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    The Justice League goes to invite Batman to join the team but because of Bruce's inability to socialize like a normal human being, he led the Justice League to think he was a bat creature.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    The JL have known everyone's identity for a years with one hold out. After a battle that finally wraps up the team decide that they need answers.
    Batman is not the type to reveal to the whole world but how about just an old boarding school friend?
    The Batfamily get to watch the unique way that Brucie Wayne decides to do this with popcorn.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Just as Superman stops talking, the door to the meeting room opens. Everyone turns to the door. Staring wide eyed at little Dick Grayson, in pajamas and a domino. Sniffling and hiccuping. Nobody moved for a second. Nobody knows what to do with the mystery child that just materialized in the Watchtower. Bruce is so damn grateful their first reaction wasn't violence.

    In an instant he is on his feet and dashing past his teammates with speed that rivals The Flash. When he kneels he skids to a stop and nearly barrels Dick over but he reaches out and grips the boys shoulders to steady him.

    “Robin.”

    Or - Dick has a nightmare and goes to find his dad.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    This is decidedly not how Bruce would have chosen to tell anyone his identity.

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    The League is trapped, and Batman is forced to reveal his identity to one person.

    They don't expect who he picks.

    Or the way in which he goes about it.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    As it turns out, ancient Kryptonian technology takes true names a lot more seriously than expected.

    (or, the one where the Justice League and a few unlucky members of the Batfamily are held hostage in the Watchtower by Kryptonian technology until they divulge their true names, titles, and identities. all of them. yes, even that one)

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Bruce Wayne, the Justice League’s primary funder, pays a customary visit to the Watchtower. It goes about as well as expected.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    “What are you playing at, Lantern?” Batman’s lips are pulled into a frown, and his tone is searching, prodding– like he’s trying to see if Hal is joking or genuinely knows.

    Hal raises his hands in mock surrender to show he means no harm. “Look, the code of capes, masks, and cowls: I won’t tell anyone your civilian identity.” He smiles. “I’m just letting you know that I know so that you know I’m the smartest in the League.”

    “What are you talking about?” Batman applies the same tactic as earlier.

    “Well, you’re the smartest, I digress– so maybe I’m the second smartest, but finding out your identity? C’mon Brucie, give me some credit, it’s pretty impressive.”

    “Don’t call me that.”

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    This is what happens when Hal Jordan is the first to learn that Bruce Wayne is Batman.


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    CHECK OUT THIS SUPER COOL ART INSPIRED BY CHAPTER 16 OF THIS FIC BY ASHOSS

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Batman tries to access the Watchtower without his signature cowl and uniform. Identity shenanigans ensue.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    In which Bilbo starts to impress Dis, Bilbo is impressed by his own race and gains a new headache in the process, Bombur gets the best present Bilbo could give, and secrets are pulled into the light.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    In Valinor, Bilbo realizes he's on the same continent as the Dwarven afterlife. He decides to go looking.
    (Set in the same universe as Sansûkh)

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Santa's letters haven't arrived! And it's almost Christmas! Is it a new threat to the guardians? Will they be able to save Christmas?
    And where is Jack?

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    03 Dec 2025

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    A life without you wouldn’t be a life well lived. It would be a life riddled with guilt and regret. I couldn’t imagine a life without Smeerensburg. A life without you

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    03 Dec 2025

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