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"Heisenberg?!" Ethan lowers his gun, feeling suddenly, horribly tired. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"Nice to see you too, Ethan." Ethan's first name practically drips out of Heisenberg's mouth. He's been using a dinner plate as an ashtray, Ethan notices—the kind of minor detail the mind focuses on in moments of extreme stress (god, he's probably lucky the bastard bothered to find himself an ashtray at all).
But Heisenberg's still talking: "Dropped by, you weren't home, so I let myself in. Wouldn't want me loitering around your porch, bringing down the neighbourhood, would you?"
Ethan grits his teeth. He'd actually forgotten just how annoying Heisenberg could be. "Which still doesn't explain what the hell you're doing here."
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18 Sep 2025
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Congratulations Mutt, You've trained your whole life to be the Administrator's personal GuardDog and assassin. You were hand picked and surgically modified for this. However, RED team has been having a rough time picking up the slack ever since BLU got their Spy back. So now you get to go help. All for the Administrator's entertainment, of course. The only problems are you barely talk, you have to wear a muzzle or you will bite people, you eat what you kill, and you have very little social training. You're going from Lone Wolf to working with nine other people... Good Luck!
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10 Nov 2024
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Torbek's Intro To TLC by Wordy_little_witch_99
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series), Once Upon a Witchlight
07 Sep 2024
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Torbek has been through the wringer in more ways than one. A side effect of that is a lack of a certain biological imperative in recent years.
After all, what good is a Heat cycle to someone barely hanging in there?
But now... well, Torbek is happy. Torbek is safe.
And Torbek's body has gotten the memo a little quicker than anticipated.
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AKA: Gricko is a druid. Druids are pretty well aware of nature and natural cycles. Heats and Ruts are natural cycles. Gricko doesn't know why Torbek hasn't mentioned anything, but as time ticks by and his heat approaches, the goblin decides to take matters into his own hands.
Gently, of course.
He's not the best at subtlety, but he'll do his best. His friend deserves that much.
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22 Sep 2024
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Mick never thought much of the BLU team. They were just clones, after all. Designed to be their opponents in a meaningless war.
That's why when he woke up, his vision blurry, his brain blistering from a headache like he'd just woken up from a hangover, and several burning questions about what had happened, he thought it was strange that they hadn't killed him already.
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Or, BLU are clones and RED are decidedly not. They’re then forced to work together when their teams disappear.
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- Part 1 of All And Sundry
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22 Sep 2024
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"Scout, do you remember what happened?"
The disappearance of his team, the destruction of their base, and add in the unusual jumpy and paranoid behavior of the typically brash Bostonian and you now have a recipe for something that Sniper knew was not covered in the contracts he had signed. (Crossposted from Fanfiction.com)Any and all art I find that others create of this, I will do my very best to link in the notes of the chapters they're based on. It's the least I can do for those who put so much effort into making fanart of an already fan-made project.
*edit 4/09/24, I replaced the accents with the normal spelling of the words. It's easier to read and will make it a smoother transition to the other installments of the series*Series
- Part 1 of Downpour
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22 Sep 2024
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He had been following this lead ever since that first strike at the Isabella Stewart Museum in Boston. The year was 1968. In the middle of the night, 8 different pieces of art were stolen, everything valued in a total of half a million dollars. There was no evidence left that could hint to the identity of the culprit. All that indicated there had been a breaking in was the open panel of skylight, the destroyed camera feed in the security room, and the tied-up guards, who couldn’t even see what hit them.
Mysteries like these there had been a handful, committed by older burglars, who had already been active for years. But what really dragged the Agent’s attention to this case was the fact that, after several days of the police exhaustively searching for suspects, all the stolen pieces were returned one night, by the same burglar that took them. How did they know it was the same person? The thief left a note, with the phrase ‘too easy!’ written on it, signed with the pseudonym of ‘The Scout’.
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Speedingbullet but Cop and Robber AU, hope you enjoySeries
- Part 1 of The Stolen Pieces Saga
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09 May 2024
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Mick Mundy lives in a cabin deep in the Colorado mountains. He has his own crops, and hunts for meat, living a self sustaining life. The nearest bit of civilization is a small town that’s 2 hours out from his cabin. Recently, he’s been noticing strange occurrences when he’s out hunting, or late at night when he’s trying to sleep.
Things only get worse when a gorgeous stag he shoots escapes from him.
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09 May 2024
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09 May 2024
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Medic falls gravely ill after a mysterious parasite invades his body, and is cordoned off from the rest of the team as a precaution. Scout enters the infirmary to find him bedridden and frail. He attempts to help, performing an extraction under Fritz' instruction. Even though the procedure fails, Medic makes a rapid recovery and is soon cleared for his normal duties. While the rest of the team overlook the unnerving changes in the man's appearance and his character, Scout is deeply suspicious of the team's doctor.
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03 Feb 2024
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wishes for bugs by VioletThePorama
Fandoms: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)
02 Nov 2023
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“Are you suggesting I don’t do my job?”
Prismo sank down a bit, eyes flickering back to his computer, every motion telegraphed. He was too obvious. That’s what had led to his downfall. “It’s whatever, I guess. If you want to put that much effort into it, that’s on you. I’m just letting you know that I don’t mind.”
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11 Oct 2023
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Post-Teufort 2, Electric Boogaloo: Merasmus Tries Again by Kayuri
Fandom: Team Fortress 2
25 Oct 2023
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24 Sep 2023
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A mysterious woman offers a prisoner a new lease on life, via a very peculiar job...
... (psst, hey, you wanna see starscream run around in a little scout tf2 outfit? with the high heels included? this fic's for you.)
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07 Jan 2023
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At risk of being deported, Saxton Hale needs to get his green card to stay in America and keep running Mann Co. However, his best idea is marry an American for citizenship, an American who just happens to be Scout.
When the CEO begins threatening the team if Scout doesn't say yes, Scout turns to Sniper for help to avoid being pressured into the marriage. But Sniper has a plan that includes leaving Teufort-Destination:Las Vegas.
Or: Every OTP needs a 'get married in Vegas' fic. Here's one for speeding bullet!
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11 Dec 2022
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In a world populated by magic and monsters, certain men develop certain ecclectic tastes. Sniper is very much one of them, the amiable Australian collecting experiences most illicit. He tracks down creatures sapient yet monstrous, and endeavors to bed them.
This series' chronology is vague, but is presented here in order.
The majority of this series was written before The Naked and the Dead came out, and thus before Spy was revealed as Scout's father. In the continuity of this series, that is only true of RED Scout and RED Spy. BLU Scout and BLU Spy are entirely unrelated in this series, however, for reasons that become pretty clear in Playing With Fire.
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07 Dec 2022
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There have only been five people in the world that know what Spy’s face looks like.
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29 Nov 2022
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The mercs just un-alived the 15th sanitary inspector tasked with checking the living conditions of their base. Since diplomatic ways of making the RED team to clean the base have failed, Miss Pauling is forced to choose the Nuclear Option: call their mothers to visit for Mother's Day.
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27 Nov 2022
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Fusion was a rarely used, but very powerful tool in a mercenary’s arsenal. When a situation was dire, and it looked like the fight was lost a fusion was sometimes all it took to change the tide of the battle. Everyone has a story of how they fused with a team mate to save the day. Everyone knew how it felt for them to be fused with another to create a whole new person. Everyone but Scout that is. No one ever fuses with Scout.
Scout desperately wishes to know what it is like to fuse with someone. Luckily for him Medic is willing to fulfill that wish. Scout wasn’t sure what to expect from fusing with the Medic. He certainty didn’t expect the fusion to bring both his and the Medic’s hidden feelings to the surface. With that said Scout can’t say he minds too much…
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30 Sep 2022
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27 Sep 2022
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Jeremy wakes up in the hospital, his brain struggling the find coherent thoughts as the world churns around him, in and out of consciousness.
He finds the team may care about him a little more than he thought they did.
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