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Tales of an Alpha Witcher and his excitable Omega Bard by masterlokisev159
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Nov 2025
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11 Nov 2025
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Sir Julian and the White-Haired Witcher by Ace_Of_Spades7
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Jan 2025
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It seemed no one wanted to break the weighted silence. Julian certainly wasn’t about to, although he wished someone else would hurry up and do so already.
The man smirked and finally said, “I’d heard tales of the renowned knights of Redania, but all I see is a disappointing table of drunkards. Is King Vizimir’s court really this pathetic?”
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A mysterious witcher challenges the Redanian court to an exchange of blows. A year later, Sir Julian has to ride to Kaer Morhen where he will be killed. But the keep's lord and his wife have other plans for him.
aka a Sir Gawain and the Green Knight geraskifer au
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11 Nov 2025
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After Jaskier starts travelling with him, the words Geralt hears to describe him become kinder, and he hears himself referred to as the white wolf, more than the butcher.
The same cannot be said for Jaskier. When at first it was lovely, pretty, songbird, now the words to describe the bard are of an entirely different nature.---000---
During their first summer on the path Geralt hears Jaskier referred to as loud, obnoxious, and once - rather unkindly- as a chatty little bitch. Which Geralt finds he can somewhat understand, especially in those moments where he needs just a little peace and quiet. It’s mostly when he finishes the more difficult hunts, potions still raging through his bloodstream, his senses just a bit too sharp for comfort. Jaskier’s voice isn’t grating, it’s rather lovely, in fact. But in those moments, Geralt just wants to growl at him and tell him to be quiet.
He never calls the bard a chatty little bitch though.
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11 Nov 2025
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The Marriage of True Minds by philomenat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jan 2025
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Jaskier is cursed and absolutely certain that he and Geralt are married. Geralt both does and doesn't like it.
It’s happened before: Jaskier cursed by a past lover to experience for himself the ache of unrequited love. Once, memorably, for a donkey, who was impervious to all the bard’s serenades and compliments, and shat on his favourite pair of boots. The irony of today’s particular curse is that Jaskier’s ‘love’ isn’t actually unrequited. Presumably, though, Lady Freckletits and her sister thought it would be funny to see Jaskier scorned and rejected by the stoic, emotionless witcher he insists on following around.
Ha fucking ha.
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11 Nov 2025
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The Blessing of a Long Life by thinksleep
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jan 2022
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Five times someone accidentally extended Jaskier’s life (and one time someone did it on purpose)
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11 Nov 2025
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Based on the ‘crossroadswrite’ tumblr post:
‘my favorite trope is honestly when someone is saying something inappropriate completely unaware that there is a werewolf hearing them likestiles: derek is so cute, I just want to give him nice things, you know, like ice cream and blowjobs
derek: *trips headfirst into a trashcan*.’Bookmarked by D_Bot007
11 Nov 2025
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Stiles tries to become a member of a pack he’s already in, while Derek thinks he’s trying to leave it.
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In which Stiles over thinks everything, and tries every option, except just asking.
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11 Nov 2025
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John Stilinski was on a mission.
Apparently, werewolves were the easiest part of that mission.
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11 Nov 2025
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Like Honeyed Poison by thinksleep
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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One by one everyone realises that Jaskier is more than just a pretty face.
Chapter 1: Eskel learns not to underestimate the lengths Jaskier is willing to go to protect Geralt
Chapter 2: Lambert learns a valuable lesson in not using the 'B' word
Chapter 3: Aiden gains a partner in crime
Chapter 4: Vesemir realises that the bard has his own version of huntingBookmarked by D_Bot007
11 Nov 2025
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Hold me tight and I'll sink in by hiljainen for PaperBagGhost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Feb 2025
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“And I’m telling you,” said the mage, leaning back in her seat with her arms folded across her chest. “I can’t do it. This spell has a very specific set of conditions built in. You can give it what it wants, or you can stay like that. But only you yourselves can get you out of it.”
“Are you absolutely certain—?”
“Oh, trust me, witcher. Or, bard, rather,” she waved a hand, perfectly nonchalant. “I’d love to take your coin. But it just can’t be done.”
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11 Nov 2025
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When Geralt loses a horse, he finds a new horse and names it Roach. When Geralt loses a bard, why not do the same thing? Except ‘lost’ doesn’t mean dead, and when they meet up again the original Jaskier has several questions he'd like to ask about Geralt’s new bard.
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11 Nov 2025
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“You didn’t know he was doing this?” Taylor asks as she takes her phone back.
“I didn’t know we were dating,” Buck whispers, eyes tracking Eddie as he heads back to the table. Taylor laughs and quickly stops.
“Oh my god, you’re not joking. Well, good luck with uh - that,” Taylor snorts. She’s gone before Eddie sits back down, sliding two gin and sodas across the table towards Buck.or
The one where Buck didn’t know they were dating and Eddie is embracing whimsy (and isn’t as much of a technophobe as we think he is).
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11 Nov 2025
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“Doesn’t it also show you people you’re related to?” Chris asked, “Maybe you have a long lost uncle or something.”
Buck pulled up that section of the report and scanned through it, but the longer he looked at it the more confused he became, he didn’t know who anyone was on there. And then he spotted a name that was far too familiar, “Holy fucking shit.”
“What?” Eddie asked, trying to find what had elicited that response from his partner. Buck just pointed at the name which also resulted in a “Fucking hell.” From Eddie.
“That’s got to be wrong.” Buck said, “There’s no way that’s true.”
“DNA doesn’t lie, Buck.” Eddie replied.
“Yeah, but, you’re seeing this too right? That can’t be true.”
“I mean, it makes sense.” Chris piped up, “I assumed that was the case when I first met you.”
“Yeah, but, like, Bobby can’t be my Dad.”
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After taking an ancestry test, Buck finds out the Buckley's aren't his real parents.
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11 Nov 2025
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D20 Challenge by Mama_N4856
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020), Addams Family - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), CSI: Miami (TV 2002), CSI: NY (TV 2004), Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hawaii Five-0 (2010), Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), James Bond (Craig Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Merlin (TV), NCIS (TV 2003), Rise of the Guardians (2012), Sherlock (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Wolf (TV), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Sentinel (TV), Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey, X-Men (Original Timeline Movies)
14 Nov 2025
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bury me in memory (around your throat) by a_static_world
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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“I’m getting old,” Jaskier admits.
The phrase hangs in the air, bereft of his usual swagger. Everyone stills, the blood in Geralt’s body running cold in his veins.
Jaskier does not live as though he someday will die.Bookmarked by D_Bot007
11 Nov 2025
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AU's of my AU
Harry Potter time travels and things happen
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11 Nov 2025
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Please don't kill me, I love you by AnnMarcus63
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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"I want to erase it" says Geralt while absently rubbing the small and colourful mark on his wrist.
"What, dear?" replies Jaskier with with his high-pitched tone that means i'm excited you're talking please go on
“The soulmark. I never wanted it”Bookmarked by D_Bot007
10 Nov 2025
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The Songbird With The Broken Wing by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jan 2025
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An optimistic young bard leaves Oxenfurt and tries to make a name for himself. A run-in with bandits and several miserable years later, Jaskier does not believe in kindness anymore. When a white-haired witcher saves him from a leshen, he knows that there will be a price. There is always a price to pay, and seeing as Jaskier has no money, he knows he will not like the shape that price takes.
Geralt is rather annoyed. Why do people always assume he will invoke the law of surprise? Though usually it is women who fear he will trick them into giving him their firstborn child. He hates the tired stereotype. How is he supposed to get the bard to safety when the man is so afraid of him?
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10 Nov 2025
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Of Witcher's and Songbirds and their wings by Lucigoo89
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Sweet Tooth (TV 2021)
25 Jan 2025
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The continent is changeing. After his bard left him and died on the way down the Killer, Geralt is left reeling, trying to survive day by day.
5 Years after tat fateful day, Geralt and the other witchers learn about "The Sick" and the way it is changing the fate of their world.
What are witchers if not monster killers, and nothing is more monstrous then murdering children for being born different and this time the witchers will not sit back and accept it.
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10 Nov 2025