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    [picture] The middle of the Ottawa-Buffalo game. In front of a net, Ilya Rozanov is on one knee on the ice, flanked by two Buffalo players, stick outstretched toward Shane Hollander who has the puck on his stick.

    CENS WIN

    OTT 5 FINAL 1 BUF

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    The post-game press line, Ilya Rozanov sweaty and shirtless, a mic held in front of his face.

    ESPN reporter: Ilya, what an amazing assist in the second period power play. You were literally swiveling on one knee avoiding two defensemen, and sliding the puck to Hollander to score.

    Rozanov (grinning): Well, sometimes you have to go down on one knee for your man, you know.

    [Caption] Married life #Cens style: scoring goals with your husband!

     

    Or: During Shane's first season in Ottawa, Ilya keeps breaking the internet with his interviews and shenanigans. The internet, predictably, keeps losing its shit.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    After seeing their Uncle Shane crying, Ruby and Jade Pike spend their daily 30 minutes of iPad time assembling a squad of Hockey Uncles to protect their Uncle Shane from the Bad Guys.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    After two years of playing as Centaurs together and their almost stanley cup win, Hollanov sits down to take a look at their career, from now all the way to 2008.

    Maybe they reveal a little more that people thought because I am sorry did I hallucinate or did they just say they talked/pseudo flirted ever since 2008 and what do you mean they hooked up before they ever played a single NHL game ????

    or: Hollanov do a video series inspired by the vogues "life in looks" and maybe break the internet

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
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    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

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    28 May 2026

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    ⚠ EMERGENCY ALERT

    Effective immediately - due to the presence and spread of EXO-16 in Massachusetts, a State of Emergency has been declared and mandatory quarantine starts Friday, November 18, at 4 p.m. Everyone is required to stay at home except to go to an essential workplace, seek medical care, or do an essential task. Visit exo16.mass.gov for more information.

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    im probably in love but im in a zombie apocalypse so idrc about that rn

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    13 May 2026