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Dear Nandor,
I am not a good man.
-Guillermo (????)
Immediately following the events of s4, Guillermo leaves Staten Island to embark on a decade long journey of his own. He falls in love, he makes mistakes, and learns a hell of a lot about what it means to be dead. All the while he cannot help but compulsively write to Nandor, letters that never get sent.
When he returns home to a Nandor who cannot keep his nose out of a book, Guillermo has to reckon with his past and all of the ways things have changed. A story told in crumpled notes, love letters, and longing (past and present).
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“You’re the new blacksmith, right?” The baker says, stepping back behind the counter. Nandor dumbly follows him, watches rapt as he leans on an elbow, face turning in his palm. Coy.
“Yes. You stopped by last week, I remember.” Nandor fumbles with his hands, looking around the little cafe. There’s barely anyone here. They can talk.
“What did you think?”
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A new blacksmith comes to the pier, and Guillermo doesn't know what to do with himself. They take up a whirlwind situationship that gets complicated when he finds out the man is a vampire. Maybe it would be easier if Guillermo didn't want to be one so bad. Maybe it would be easier if Nandor didn't hate himself.
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“They say that light has been here longer than this theater has.”
Guillermo is an actor, yanked back into the spotlight after a long absence. Nadja and Laszlo are getting divorced, and no one knows why. There is a shy ghost named Nandor that rattles chains and bleeds everywhere he walks.This is a story about what happens under the glow of a ghost light.
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so you know how vampire bats regurgitate blood into each other's mouths to form bonds? and you know how guillermo didn't want to be a vampire because he couldn't get himself to eat?
And he pulled away, just slightly, enough so that if he were breathing, the hot air would brush against Guillermo's nose and cheeks. Their lips were slick with blood and spit and still, there was more blood spilling over out of Nandor's throat, and then it all made sense. He was guiding it into Guillermo's mouth with his hand, a little waterfall trickle of it to be gulped greedily up. He wasn't kissing, he was feeding, and moreover seemed to be completely unaware that such a thing would be considered taboo.
Or at least, Guilllermo would have thought that, his dead heart beating frantically at the sensation, if it weren't for the fact that Nandor's half-lidded eyes seemed almost alight with distant, satisfied pleasure.
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18 Sep 2023
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Guillermo and Nandor get drunk married and Nandor goes all in.
Nandor brings his big fist down on the desktop, causing a pencil holder to leap and scatter its contents across the surface. “I’ve had enough of this,” Nandor explodes finally, with a glare that encompasses both Guillermo and Laszlo. “One of you will tell me what’s going on. Now.”
Laszlo grins wickedly, not cowed in the least by Nandor’s fury. Guillermo wishes he could say the same. Slowly, Guillermo gets to his feet, ready to run for his life. “What’s going on is that you and Guillermo got married last night, old chap. And I should know because I performed the ceremony.”
Nandor’s mouth falls open in horror and his dark eyes flicker between Guillermo and Laszlo and the ring, each in turn and back again. And suddenly, everything that Guillermo’s been holding back comes spilling out in a torrent.
“Nandor, the hotel clerk said that we were on our honeymoon but I didn’t believe him, it was crazy so I thought — Nandor, wait.” And in the next instant, Nandor is a bat, squeaking and flying in a couple of panicked loops around the room before he darts through the open window.
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20 Jul 2023
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For a Chance to Dance With You by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Mar 2023
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After being turned by the Baron at Nandor's wedding, Guillermo is vampire royalty. It can be lonely at the top, so the Baron throws a masquerade ball, inviting all vampires (of suitable status, of course) to try and win the hand of Guillermo de la Cruz.
Guillermo wants to be loved for himself, not fought over by vampires angling to use a relationship for power and prestige. Surely there's someone here who understands that?
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30 Mar 2023
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Nandor is still sitting on the chaise. Sprawled, his eyes heavy-lidded, a looseness to his body that always comes after Guillermo washes his hair. As Guillermo watches, he slouches lower in the seat, parts his knees. Black eyes huge in his face as he twitches the front of his robe open. Something meaningful in the tilt of his head as he asks, “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
“Oh,” Guillermo murmurs. His fingers twitch in the buttons of his cardigan. “I guess so, Master.”
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27 Jan 2023
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"Finally, Adolfo tasted the fruits of his labor, that burst of salt on his tongue and the distinct hardness of Matthew's—"
Guillermo snapped the book shut and threw it in his bedside drawer, slamming it closed. He lived alone but still felt exactly like when he was a kid, hiding his beat-up copy of Interview with the Vampire.
It didn't matter, anyway. He knew exactly what happened next in Nandor's book, had read it maybe four times now (just in case he'd missed something those first three times).
Nandor writes a priest-vampire erotica book. Father Guillermo finally snaps after reading a priest-vampire erotica book. This is a love story.
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