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Keep Your 'lectric Eye on Me, Babe (Put Your Ray Gun to My Head) by soft_october
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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Captain Young was charismatic, he was talented, he was the pride of the admirals who admired self-starters and the despair of those who were sticklers for decorum. He had seen combat dozens of times and always kept a cool head and a calm voice, even if Lt. Pulsifer had blown the computers yet again, and he was not about to lose that carefully cultivated exterior of sensible composure simply because two of the most preposterous diplomats he ever had the misfortune to welcome aboard the Hogsback couldn’t stand to be in the same room without winding each other up into a ship-shaking row.
In 2405, the starship Hogsback embarked on a three year mission with two civilian representatives from the planets Hev-N and Hel on board. This is the story of their relationship, told through the eyes of the captain and crew.
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16 Sep 2019
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Love Stories by goodomensblog (just_quintessentially_me), just_quintessentially_me
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2019
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Crowley goes too slow, Aziraphale drinks copious amounts of alcohol, and the bookshop is (very nearly) set on fire. Again.
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"Aziraphale is not one to overindulge in alcohol.
Except for when the occasion really calls for it.
And this one does.
Because - because -
He wants Crowley. He wants his companionship. He wants him here, now. He wants Crowley - he wants. He wants-
Another glass of wine. By now he’s lost count.
Because Crowley is not here. Aziraphale could call him. He could, but - but. Aziraphale is in no state. Probably. And besides, Crowley cannot come. Not tonight, at least. Maybe never. Crowley drove off, after all. Maybe Aziraphale has waited too long. Maybe he’s gone too slow.
And this thought is painful enough to warrant another drink. Or three.
He’s drunk his way through a Chateau Pontet Bordeaux red blend, an Albert Mann pinot noir, the Monsanto Chianti Classico Riserva, and half of the crystal encased Glenglassaugh whiskey by this point, and he’s fine. He is. Really. Even if the room has begun to sway around him."
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16 Sep 2019
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Something To Talk About by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jul 2019
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He had the sudden and almost overwhelming desire to reach out and take Crowley’s hand. An absurd notion, of course. In 6000 years, Crowley had never shown any inclination towards physical affection for Aziraphale, despite their shared feelings. Aziraphale had long ago accepted that any gentle touch from him would have Crowley stepping hastily away and otherwise ignoring Aziraphale’s attempts. Or at least he had accepted it, until their delicate status quo had been disrupted.
Aziraphale jumps to some very inaccurate conclusions.
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16 Sep 2019
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5 times Aziraphale and Crowley were mistaken for a couple, and the 1 time they weren’t.
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16 Sep 2019
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"He's the fun Uncle. You know, the immortal one." by Salt00
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2019
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Uncle Crowley had been showing up to the occasional Shabbat for as long as anyone could remember. Even grandma remembered him from when she was a child. So of course they knew he was immortal. Probably. Uncle Ted wasn't convinced, but he'd married into the family anyways. Everyone else figured he had to be an immortal of some sort, not that anyone could agree on what kind. And no one was about to ask said immortal-man either. That would ruin all the fun!
(Based off of mehofkirkwall from Tumblr)
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16 Sep 2019
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“So,” Crowley begins. “Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman, eh?” He laughs.
Aziraphale smiles. “Yes, quite an interesting pair, I’m sure.”
“And Oscar Wilde and. You.” Crowley picks at the rim of his glass with his nail.⁂
The one where Aziraphale has slept with a lot of poets.
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16 Sep 2019
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small infinities and all that by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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And there it is, isn’t it? Something they’ve known for a long time, but haven’t named it. Have been too scared to name it. Something that speaks in their bones, in the space between them.
Crowley and Aziraphale are turned human. This is the aftermath.
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15 Sep 2019
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Crowley pinched the bridge of his nose and squeezed his eyes shut. He stayed like that for a good minute before huffing out a breath. “We’ve been living together for six months,” he finally said.
“Yes,” Aziraphale agreed cautiously.
“I honestly thought you weren’t interested.”
“I thought you weren’t!”
“My God,” said Crowley in a tone of absolute disgust, “we are so fucking stupid, aren’t we?”
Aziraphale wisely kept his mouth shut.
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- Part 1 of These Are the Days of Our Lives
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14 Sep 2019
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There are no stories like this one. In which the forbidden lovers survive and get to be together.
If you want it, Anthony, you’ll have to write it yourself.
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They've barely seen each other since they saved the world, and Crowley's wretched with want. One night, Aziraphale gets himself in trouble again, and when Crowley goes to rescue him, the angel has something to say.
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Oh angel, I’ve loved you like a ghost story. Like a ballad, my dear, and a tragedy too. I’ve loved you like a sonnet and a limerick and a myth...
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13 Sep 2019
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A Bushel and a Peck by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2019
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Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.
Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.
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13 Sep 2019
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The World of Our Creation [An Omen of Imagination] by vol_ctrl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Aug 2019
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What's left to do after the Armageddon-That-Wasn't? Sweet fluff, hot smut, and facing Holy and Infernal Retribution. Just how did Aziraphale and Crowley hatch the plan to swap bodies? And how could they be sure it would go off without a hitch?
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- Part 5 of The History of Omens
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12 Sep 2019
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11 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale has never met anyone else who can so eloquently convey the embodiment of a nonchalant shrug with a quirk of their mouth alone, but Crowley succeeds in doing just that before getting up and sauntering off into the sitting room. Goodness, the sway of his hips when he walks is so unnecessary. A distraction that frankly shouldn’t be allowed.
He lasts thirty-seven minutes before rescheduling their ‘evening’ appointment to ‘imminent’ and informing Crowley there’s been a change of plan.
(or: Crowley stumbles upon Aziraphale’s private book collection, and revelations are had of the non-biblical kind)
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11 Sep 2019
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The One in Which Crowley Discovers Wanking by for_autumn_i_am
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.
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11 Sep 2019
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bent to the very earth by Ark
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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Use me, please, Crowley had said, so Aziraphale takes him at his word.
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11 Sep 2019
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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09 Sep 2019
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One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"
Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.
"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."
AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
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09 Sep 2019
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09 Sep 2019
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and in sad cypress we shall be laid by commodorecliche
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2019
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When it comes to falling from grace, Aziraphale would be lying if he said he hadn't expected something… different… than what it was.
He’d expected it, the Fall, he means, to be immediately and unquestionably painful.
He’d expected it hurt, to burn, to envelope him in agony as he careened a million light years across the cosmos, downward, towards the nether realms. What was the point of a punishment if you didn’t realize you were being punished in the moment? That was Heaven’s usual approach to that sort of business - or so Aziraphale thought.
Instead, the Fall itself was quick and painless. So quick he didn’t even have a chance to fully realize it was happening.
One moment, he was standing in the upper offices in front of the Archangels and the other Principalities, and in the next moment, he was waking up in a daze on the floor of his bookshop.
He doesn’t know what he expected - but it certainly wasn’t this.
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08 Sep 2019
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Ain't Gonna Face No Defeat by Nicnac
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2019
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On his eleventh birthday, Warlock does not get a hell hound. Instead he receives a tiny grey kitten he names Sister Cat.
Three days later, they help avert the Apocalypse. As one does.
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06 Sep 2019