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Kim Namjoon is in love, and Jung Hoseok is always dating someone else. This is perfectly fine, even preferable, because the universe likes to tell jokes and Namjoon knows it's best just to laugh along. He's certainly got nothing to complain about when it comes to the building blocks of his life, and dating is a lot of effort. Too much effort, really. So it's obviously fine.
But the universe's latest attempt at a comedy sketch, where Hoseok moves in with him, bringing the sun and a lot of tiny shorts, might actually make him insane.
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Namjoon is already at the podium when Yoongi arrives for rehearsal the next afternoon. He’s talking to Jungkook, pointing to different sections of the room as he gives instructions. Yoongi frowns around the reed in his mouth as he assembles his clarinet.
“He’s diligent,” Hoseok says from behind him, arms resting on the back of Yoongi’s chair. “He was here before me, and it was my turn to set up all the drums and chimes today.”
“He’s annoying,” Yoongi gripes as he attaches the reed to the mouthpiece. “He’s arrogant. He thinks he can come in here and change everything and it’ll make us better?”
“He’s not arrogant. He’s confident. And that’s the conductor’s job, Yoongs.” Hoseok argues. “He’s good at what he does, too. Did you hear how much better the cellos sounded last rehearsal? I’d say his confidence is merited. Jin has never played so well.”
“That’s because Jin is usually too distracted by Jungkook. You’ve seen the way they flirt around the podium.”
“Yeah, but everyone else is captivated by Namjoon. Why are you so resistant?”
“Because I’m not here to flirt. I’m not here to watch a pretty pair of hands wave around up there. I’m here to play. I’m here to perform.”
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Rate Your Professor by zo_hey
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Nov 2024
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Quality : 4.5
Difficulty : 1.5This is the kind of professor that makes you want to come to class. The material is well-explained, and I did not meet a single person that didn't pass his class. Moreover, Professor Talis is BEAUTIFUL.
The only complaint I have is his weird mood swings.
One day, he went to class with sad puppy eyes, head down, and dropped dramatically on his chair. He gave us some papers and told us to "do whatever" because he had a fight with his partner and was not in the mood. Maybe his wife threatened to leave without him. That's the only evident answer to him banging his head on his desk with tears in his eyes.
He was fine the next day tho.
Love him.
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The reviews were getting out of hand.
Viktor did not care a single bit about them.
Jayce, on the contrary...
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You Are the Only Exception by bugarungus for nakedbinu
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Apr 2020
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"Meeting," Taehyung interrupts. "It is not a date. I do not date."
"You don't have meetings either, Taehyung. And this isn't a business transaction."
"Then what would you call it?"
Hoseok rolls his eyes like the answer is obvious, and perhaps to Hoseok it is. "A date, Taehyung. It's two people meeting-"
"Meeting," Taehyung comments, but Hoseok rolls his eyes again and continues
"-meeting and discussing their lives, and at least one of those people believes, or is hoping, that it will lead to intimacy."
"I am not intimate."
"I know. You don't date, you're not intimate, you don't fuck your food even when it's begging to be taken. Humans are only blood donors to you."
"Yes." With one possible exception.
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The Moonchild and His Stardust by haikyubts for classic_phan
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Sep 2018
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For Min Yoongi, punk rock prince from Daegu, with eighteen tattoos (and counting), all black clothing, his life is IRONICAL, because, for all his adamancy of not believing in Love at first sight, the man fell head over heels in love at first sight with Kim Taehyung, the Most Beautiful and Soft and Sunshine Personality Extraordinaire Barista from the coffee shop right across Yoongi's tattoo parlour.
Min Yoongi has a HELLA huge crush the barista Kim Taehyung.
And when his said crush's 6 yr old niece wants to call him Lil Meow Meow because she thinks he resembles her cat, what choice does Yoongi have but to bear with the humiliation of being called Lil Meow Meow by everyone?
So Min Yoongi kicks away his punk-rock dignity out of the window.
The things Yoongi does for his love.