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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Flambae's fire powers react to his 'feelings' according to his therapist. She advised him 'breathing exercises' and 'finding his center' when what he really needed, what he really wanted, was someone that he wouldn't hurt (in ways they didn't want) while having sex.

    Someone he could fucking fuck.

    God it had been so long.

    Somehow, one soppy, soaking idiot, never occured to him before now.

    And now? He's had an itch for years that Waterboy is going to scratch.

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    Chad walks in on Herman in the shower late, late at night. They are the only two left in the building. Chad thought very, very little of the janitor. However, some parts of Herman aren't so little. They merit careful consideration.

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    12 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Um.”

     

    Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”

     

    “You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain. 

     

    OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?

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    11 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    “You’re fidgety but not this fidgety, Waterboy.”

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    Robert notices that Waterboy is a lot more distracted and squirmy than usual during dispatch and while confronting him, he finds out that Waterboy is a lot less innocent than he appears.

    Or; Waterboy likes to hold in his pee and Robert indulges him.

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    10 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Continuation of the previous three works. Set post Act 3. Purposefully vague male Dark Urge named Durge for your pleasure. Much, much darker than the previous works. Please proceed with caution and read the warnings before each chapter.

    Gortash and Durge work through some issues. Gortash is delulu and Durge pretends not to like it, kinda.

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    06 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Continuation of the series set in Act 3. Potential spoilers for BG3. Durge and Gortash meet again after the events of Act 2. Purposefully vague male Tav for your enjoyment. Not beta read.

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    05 Nov 2025