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    Eight years have passed since the barrier broke, and Frisk is now in high school, dealing with all the struggles that come with that, aided by the love and support of their monster family. Through the Bad Times and the Good Times, what's important is that they all stick together.
    EDIT: 1/26/2016
    Initially, this was going to be a bunch of one-shots. Somewhere along the line, it's evolved into something more. If you like ridiculous amounts of fluff, subplots, generous helpings of character development, and some fantastic jokes, click that title and enjoy the ride!

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    05 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute AF
    Fluffy post pacifist shenanigans.
    I'm never saying that word again.

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

    At 2:04 AM, Warden Wrath requested assistance from the castle in containing a prison riot, using a code that indicated that the unrest originated in the maximum security sector. As of this announcement, casualties among the garrison are still being determined, but the number is likely to be high. The Emperor has devoted his personal attention to the matter, and the issue is well in hand. Further details will remain classified. If you are receiving this message, you are to report for an in-person briefing upon His Imperial Majesty's return from the Conformatorium. You will be subjected to a full screening upon your arrival.

    Information security is critical at this time. An approved version of events is being prepared for issue through official channels, and there will be a press conference later today. Be advised that anyone found to be spreading rumors to the effect that the Emperor's Coven was or is concealing the operation of an experimental biothaumatics lab from the public will, regardless of rank or station, be charged with seditious libel and imprisoned under the provisions of the Imperial Security Decree.

    Stand by for further messages.

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    04 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    The world is not a good or fair place to live in. It does not care about your broken heart or your broken body. It is cruel without reason, it is kind without reason, and it is, at its deepest core, at the soul of the universe itself:

    Apathetic.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Hunter decided to do some research into Grimwalkers.

    First discovery: Grimwalkers were outlawed in every city under every rule as far back as the history books go.
    Second discovery: Grimwalkers have no natural means of death.
    Third discovery: there’s a caveat to that second one.

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    Chapters:
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    24 Oct 2025

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    "I understand sarcasm," Hunter said, sounding offended. He crossed his arms. "You didn't do the voice thing."

    Darius stared at him. "The what?"

    Hunter put his arms in the air and gave his hands a sarcastic little wave. "I GuEsS I'LL hAvE tO sToP cOmInG oVeR, tHeN," he said in the most over the top and comical parody of sarcasm that Darius had ever heard in his life.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    07 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The horror of mass graves, my favourite <3

  7. Public Bookmark 90

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    IMPORTANT! All three of these were written during the mid-season 2 hiatus and will be non-canonical from season 2B on.

    Exactly what the title says. Watch as I throw Amity, Hunter, and Luz into increasingly chaotic scenarios where they're forced to get along and get over their trauma.

    First fic: Hunter and Amity centric
    Second fic: All three
    Third fic (discontinued): Hunter and Raine centric

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    14 Sep 2025

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    11 Aug 2025

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    You trail off, because there's guilt in you now. You really hate guilt. You never used to be guilty, and now this dumb kid made you feel it all the time, with their gentle reassurance you weren't a monster, that even you deserved mercy... It makes you sick.

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    Chapters:
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    04 Aug 2025

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    Chara has always hated humans, because humans have always, always been evil.

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    04 Aug 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 63

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    It never mattered if you were good or if you were bad. You were fucked either way.

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    04 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing

  12. Public Bookmark 25

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    After four years working on my AO3 Ship Stats project, and having previously addressed issues of misogyny in this data set, I feel like it’s past time to talk about the elephant in the room:

    Fandom is kinda racist.

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    30 Jul 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 53

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    “Do you ever sometimes wonder if the world would be better off without you . . .?”

    Luz is struggling, and doesn't know how to cope. Hunter tries his best to comfort her.

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    06 Jul 2025

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    "Are you saying you came over here to hang out with my dad? Without me?" Amity balked.

    Hunter squinted at her. "Yes? We're working."

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    21 May 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 65

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    (But that's not what ships are for)

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    15 May 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 77

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    Hunter believes he can finally leave his past behind to create a normal life for himself. Wishing he had his first friend to talk to again, he starts writing letters to Flapjack. He starts his first term of school, spends quality time with his friends, and avoids thinking about everything that came before this moment. Who cares that he’s a grimwalker or that he was the evil emperor’s right-hand-man or that he’s always staring at other witches’ palismen? None of that matters. The past is in the past.

    But the past isn’t so easy to ignore when you were made from a 350 year old body. Not every mirror can be covered; not every secret can be buried. As Hunter’s past gets dug up and put on public display, he fights to keep it buried—even if that means he’ll have to bury himself.

    Updates weekly (for the most part)

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    Chapters:
    99/?
    Comments:
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    05 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just read it. You won't regret it

  17. Public Bookmark 45

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    1920’s Prohibition AU. The reality of the American Dream is in truth a nightmare for impoverished fifteen-year-old immigrant Luz Noceda. Desperate to find better-paying work to support herself and her ailing mother, Luz disguises herself as a boy named Dante to peddle newspapers. Then one day, the world turns on its seam when Luz encounters notorious bootlegger and speakeasy proprietress, Edalyn Clawthorne, aka, the Owl Lady, on the run from the authorities. Eda invites Luz to her underground speakeasy called The Owl House, which functions as an illegal queer nightclub where anyone can belong. Upon convincing Eda to take Luz on as her apprentice, Luz is slowly beckoned into both the glittering prosperity and gristly reality of the Underground, where she’ll be forced to reconcile just how far she’s willing to go in the name of love, family, and belonging. Lumity, Genderqueer!Luz, Eventual Eda/Camila/Raine, Huntlow, transgirl!Willow. Angst with a happy ending. 

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    Chapters:
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    05 May 2025

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    ....Exactly what it says on the tin.

    Or: In which Crowley gives Aziraphale a smartphone, and rather than leaving it to gather dust in a corner, he actually puts it to use.

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    Chapters:
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    05 May 2025

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    PiperIsaNerd
    Ok I know we've all been distracted by Mr Fell's new nudist paramour but can we talk about the fact that Sunglasses literally got struck by lightning?

    brokenbibliophile
    I'm sorry, Mr Fell's what?

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    As the nude man who wandered through Soho becomes a viral sensation, rare book enthusiasts are fascinated by something far stranger: A.Z. Fell and Co.'s new assistant bookseller who is eager to actually sell books.

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    01 May 2025

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    azfellandqueers
    Customer: It’s an outrage that you would sell these books *gestures to shelf of LGBTQ fiction* alongside the word of God
    Fell: I’m very sorry to hear you think that way. The door is right over there.
    Customer: You don’t understand - You could go to Hell for this!
    Fell: Oh, I assure you, the forces of Hell wouldn’t dare return to this shop

    pretty-pansy
    Obviously his reaction is king shit but I'm sorry
    Return???

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    When the bizzare and amusing habits of Mr A.Z. Fell, bookseller, begin to trend on the internet, those who dwell on various social media sites share their frustrations, confusion, and extraordinarily unusual stories.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    7,430
    Bookmarks:
    632
    Hits:
    38,950

    01 May 2025

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