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• The Man With No Pants by bigdicklightingmcqueen, frantic kbirb (kbirb), Frantic_Flowerparrish (Flowerparrish), thefelinefae

  Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Actor RPF  

  • Mature
  • Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Clint Eastwood/Dean Winchester
  • Dean Winchester
  • Clint Eastwood
  • Crack Crossover
  • POV Dean Winchester
  • Dead Sam Winchester
  • Alternate Universe - Hollywood
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic

  Summary

  Dean pushed open the door to the studio. A crowd of sepia toned people stood around a commanding man in a brown cowboy hat.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  642

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• That's Not How the Force Works (Is It?) by frantic kbirb (kbirb), Frantic_Flowerparrish (Flowerparrish)

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  08 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Darth Maul/Chicago (American City)
  • Darth Maul
  • Chicago (City) - Character
  • Alternate Universe
  • Portals
  • That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars)
  • Eldritch
  • Eldritch Chicago (City)
  • Chicago (City) as an Entity
  • Consentacles
  • deep dish pizza
  • Chicago Hot Dogs
  • Monsterfucking
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic

  Summary

  "Hey buddy, in here!"
  Maul didn't take orders, but the strange grounded speeders were pissing him off, so he followed the strange tentacled voice.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  550

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• Main Squeeze by bigdicklightingmcqueen, Frantic_Flowerparrish (Flowerparrish)

  Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Men's Hockey RPF  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  06 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Clark Kent/Gritty (Hockey RPF)
  • Clark Kent
  • Gritty | Philadelphia Flyers Mascot
  • POV Clark Kent
  • Kryptonian Biology (DCU)
  • Horny Clark Kent
  • First Dates
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic
  • Unhappy Ending

  Summary

  Clark was used to the fact that it was hard for a human lover to meet his Kryptonian sexual needs.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  377

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• Poor Bilbo by bigdicklightingmcqueen, frantic kbirb (kbirb), Frantic_Flowerparrish (Flowerparrish), thefelinefae

  Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bilbo Baggins/Yoda (Star Wars)
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Yoda (Star Wars)
  • Crossovers & Fandom Fusions
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic
  • Crack
  • That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars)
  • Innuendo
  • Awkward Flirting
  • Pets

  Summary

  The creature stepped forward into the light. It was...hideous, like a grotesque elf hobbit.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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• Mambo No. Hibbert by bigdicklightingmcqueen, frantic kbirb (kbirb), Frantic_Flowerparrish (Flowerparrish), thefelinefae

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hibbert the Horse/Humphrey the Horse
  • Hibbert the Horse (OC)
  • Humphrey the Horse (OC)
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic
  • Song: Mambo No. 5
  • Fluff and Crack
  • I Don't Even Know
  • Fairy Tale Style
  • True Love's Kiss
  • Curses
  • Happy Ending

  Summary

  Hibbert the gay horse galloped gayly into the stables, stopping short upon seeing an unfamiliar person standing near his stall.
  Unfamiliar and yet something seemed... Hibbert couldn't put his hoof on it.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  575

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