8 Works by FriendlyCactus
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Your ideas always sound brilliant in your head, for some reason. Sadly, you can't see their dumbness until they blow up in your face. That's you.
He has a peaceful life now on the surface, but humans are mostly afraid of him. He doesn't care, but sometimes he feels lonely, so he pranks everyone like there's no tomorrow. That's Sans.
You hate pranks.
Sans loves pranks.
You want to be left alone.
Sans hates loneliness.
Then you have an idea. A brilliant idea.
Than Sans has an idea. A brilliant idea.
After all, it's all Sans' fault. Why won't he just go away?
After all, it's all your fault. Why are you giving him all this attention?Series
- Part 1 of Seven shades of dumb.
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Two is the perfect number in love.
It's simple, clear and more than enough to be happy.
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Awkwaaaaaaard.
The first chapter is still a work in progress, I didn't mean to publish it but here we are. I could delete it but that wouldn't be fun, feel free to pop in and leave suggestions if you want. -
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You're a cop. Red is a criminal.
It's very simple.
Then, suddenly, it becomes very, very complicated.
And also very dumb.Series
- Part 4 of Seven shades of dumb.
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You're no Red Riding Hood, you know pretty well your wolves.
After all, you practically grew up with them.
Only, in this last period it seems like they are interested in knowing you a bit more.
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Alastor loves his wonderful pastime of using an old radio to play twisted games with any human that happens to own it, hunting their houses and making them entertain him (and his audience). It would be a shame if the next person to buy that radio happened to be the most clueless and dumb creature in the world, right?
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In a world where nearly everyone has magic, there is a peaceful island where people live in harmony with the sea and its creatures.
Except for you, because clearly in a past life you offended some random god and now you are cursed to be the only person relegated to the land on an island full of fishers. And despite all of that, you still managed to catch the murderous attention of a hungry mermaid. Merman. Merskeleton. Mersomething.
Whatever. If he thinks that you're going to be an easy prey, better for him to keep fishing, because you're not going down without a fight.Series
- Part 2 of Seven shades of dumb.
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Animals elected you their human overlord. Monsters want to munch on your tasty kindness soul. Then a hungry naga shows up at your doorstep asking for tomatoes.
It seems a joke, but it's actually your life.Series
- Part 3 of Seven shades of dumb.