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When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions.
Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing.
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26 Aug 2025
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It takes Shikamaru a little while to realise he's fallen in love. In comparison, it takes Naruto barely any time at all. But that's only after Shikamaru finds it in himself to confess in the first place.
(A timeline of Shikamaru and his love for Naruto)
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26 Aug 2025
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Shikamaru never really thought of Naruto, at least beyond the typical 'oh yeah, there's that guy.' At least until Naruto got up in his space and made that face and well, that bothered Shikamaru now didn't it? Relationship building (ish), some small angst, fluff, and rounding out in some solid, lovely smut.
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26 Aug 2025
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Shikamaru Nara wonders where his sudden hankering for ramen came from. When "Dattebayo" slips past his lips for the first time, it's not hard to figure out Naruto Uzumaki is his soulmate. What is hard to figure out is what to do with the information, especially with a soulmate as cluelessly moronic as Naruto.
Or the Soulmate AU where two soulmates exhibit each other's mannerisms.
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- Part 1 of Naruto Rare Pairs
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25 Aug 2025
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Shikamaru’s never felt chakra so vibrant and warm before.
The log that Naruto’s been punching shatters clean apart, reduced to little more than splinters under the devastating force of his chakra enhanced blow.
Shocked and more than a bit startled, Shikamaru wheezes loudly, the sound carrying across the clearing and causing Naruto to abruptly turn and look in his direction.
And in that single moment Shikamaru is lost.
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- Part 1 of Shadows & Strength
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25 Aug 2025
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“Babysitter indeed,” Mito scoffs as she clutches a third saké bottle to her chest. “We need to find some idiot stubborn and strong enough to put up with both of them. Someone who can bridg-”
Mito breaks off suddenly, sitting bolt upright from where she’d slowly begun to slump towards the table.
“Mito?” Hashirama blinks and stares at his wife who is staring into the distance with a look of glee slowly beginning to dawn across her face.
Mito’s moving in the next second, saké bottle still clutched in one hand as the other sweeps out across the table, sending the cups, papers, and the tea set flying across the room.
Hashirama just raises his hands above his head to keep his saké from spilling and waits her out.
“Oh, it’s perfect,” Mito cackles, a truly disturbing grin splitting open her lovely face.
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25 Aug 2025
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When the Fourth Shinobi War is lost, there's only one option left.
AKA
Naruto time travels to the Warring States Period, tries not to fuck anything up, and falls in love. Eventually.
Kurama is just along for the ride.
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- Part 1 of Hope For Tomorrow
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25 Aug 2025
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Fate of Two Worlds by Akatsukidawn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter discovers his magical abilities early and uncovers dark plots within the wizarding world.
After fulfilling the prophecy and needing to escape those wanting to use him, he’s transported to the Elemental Nations, where he must learn to navigate the new customs of this dangerous world.
Harry's greatest challenge yet may not be defeating dark wizards—but a new world that seems just as twisted and dangerous as the one he left behind.
Authors note: Crossover begins at chapter 19. This will be a long-fic!
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24 Aug 2025
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The Fourth Shinobi War wasn't going well. Shinobi were dying right-left-and-center. Ono Toshiko had done what she could to avoid it - and failed.
Her little brother had a plan. A fail-safe. A seal attached to her heart, mind, and chakra network so that if his latest knuckle-headed scheme to fix their world failed, there would still be hope.
She agreed but prayed nonetheless that a miracle would occur and after the war was over Naruto would take the seal off of her.
She should have known better.
After all - if there were deities listening, they clearly had no mercy for a reincarnated soul. Especially not enough to *not* force her to do it all over again. Only in a new body, and a new time.
An A/U of Reincarnation for the Win.
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- Part 1 of Fail Safe
- Part 2 of Toshiko Transformations
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22 Aug 2025
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She remembered dying.
What she did not expect was, after what amounted to drowning in her own fluids at thirty-two years old, was instead of whatever made up the afterlife, she opened her eyes in a world both somehow familiar as well as altogether strange.
She’d been tired for a long time before she died. However she’d been granted a second life, she was never going to thank anyone for it, no matter how amazing or awful it ended up being. That said, if she ever met the reason she was sucked into the Naruto ‘verse, there would be much shin-kicking to be done.
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- Part 1 of Self-Insert Fics
- Part 1 of Toshiko Transformations
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- 20/?
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20 Aug 2025
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Taming The Scum Villain by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2025
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When Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way as a no-name NPC, he doesn't expect to catch the attention of the scum villain himself so thoroughly.
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"I can fix him." Shen Yuan says, making Shen Jiu worse.
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14 Aug 2025
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No peak lord is happy with this outcome. by Panpan37
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2025
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The peak lords set up a scheme to marry Shen Qingqiu off to an omega to mellow him out.
Shen Yuan ensues.
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- Part 8 of Scumcum fics cuz I love them
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13 Aug 2025
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Yakov has been putting up with his skaters antics for years. And now... now Yuri's hormones have finally reared their ugly head and Yakov's blood pressure is through the roof. .
ft. Yakov refusing to even *think* Otabek's name, though he totally knows it.
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- Part 46 of Manic Drabbling
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13 Aug 2025
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silver lining by lowlightt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2025
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It aches in that very precise place in between Shen Jiu’s ribs, somewhere tender and frightening.
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13 Aug 2025
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Does Fanning Make You A Better Jorker? by wkxwwxdomination
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
03 Feb 2025
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Shen Yuan gazes, transfixed, at the motion of Shen Qingqiu’s elegant and long digits with his fan.
Flutter Up. Down. Twist.
Up. Down. Twist.
‘Ah. I wish that was me.’
“What?” Shen Qingqiu stares.
“Um- What?” Peerless Cucumber stares back.
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- Part 1 of Not a Single Cang Qiong Person is Sane
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13 Aug 2025
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Night's End by praecipitanter
Fandoms: 魔王学院の不適合者 | Maou Gakuin no Futekigousha | The Misfit of Demon King Academy (Anime), 魔王学院の不適合者 - 秋 | Maou Gakuin no Futekigousha | The Misfit of Demon King Academy - Shuu (Light Novels)
30 Mar 2022
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“You reincarnated into such a dainty form. Really, Kanon. It’s like you wanted to be crushed by me.”
“I thought I was transparent about that…?”
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28 Jul 2025
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a territorial dog by RayByAnotherName
Fandoms: ゴリラの神から加護された令嬢は王立騎士団で可愛がられる | Gorilla no Kami kara Kago sareta Reijou wa Ouritsu Kishidan de Kawaigarareru | The Gorilla God's Go-To Girl (Anime)
20 Jul 2025
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The sauna moment goes a bit differently when Isaac gets distracted by Eddy's eyes.
lowkey a sequel to my last Eddy/Isaac fic.
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- Part 45 of Manic Drabbling
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23 Jul 2025
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a frustrated kitten by RayByAnotherName
Fandoms: ゴリラの神から加護された令嬢は王立騎士団で可愛がられる | Gorilla no Kami kara Kago sareta Reijou wa Ouritsu Kishidan de Kawaigarareru | The Gorilla God's Go-To Girl (Anime)
14 Jul 2025
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Isaac caught him on the mountain, and now Eddy can't seem to let him go. His claws have sunk in too deep. He can't think of anything but soft eyes and a warm smile.
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- Part 44 of Manic Drabbling
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21 Jul 2025
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I don’t care much about you (but I wouldn’t mind if you liked me too) by slushpunch
Fandoms: Dandadan (Manga), Dandadan (Anime)
02 Dec 2024
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Okarun worries over a dumb problem, Jiji offers a solution.
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17 Jul 2025
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To Plant A Garden by TachibanasWife
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2025
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Shang Hua? Transmigrated? More likely than you might think.
Shang Hua? Transmigrated into a plant body that his ideal fictional man, Mobei Jun, was growing for a spouse? Also more likely than you think.Bookmarked by FunkyDuckling
13 Jul 2025