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    Mr Stark didn’t know where he was. Mr Stark had no idea he was in the suit at all. As far as he was concerned, Peter was on the journey around New York just above a mustard yellow taxi on his evening patrols. Peter shouldn’t have stayed quiet. The Avengers would’ve helped—they’d begged Peter a thousand times to just ask.

    But now, he didn't know where he was. What they wanted from him. What they’d injected into his body to make his limbs feel like melted rubber that had been compressed by a road roller.

    At least he knew one thing. Mr Stark wasn’t coming to save him.

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    Whumptober 2025 Day 10: “There’s nothing you can ever say, nothing you can ever do.” Secrets | Lips Sewn Shut

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    "A witch popped out of a rabbit hole in Central Park," Tony says. "Sorceress. Evil person. She was making inanimate objects come to life, there’s still trash cans running around Central Park, throwing beer cans at citizens, probably, Rhodey is wrangling them. Because with that suit of his, the hope is the trash cans might be persuaded to think of him as their supreme leader, or perhaps mother duck.”
    Her impatience is making a rapid comeback. “Stick to the medically relevant information, please.”
    “Kid says he was hit by a truth spell.”
    “Yes,” Peter says. “I was hit by a truth spell.”

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    An unusually hot summer quickly escalates into the worst damn summer Peter has ever had, one out of five stars on yelp, zero out of ten dentists recommend. And he isn’t talking about it. Ever. Months later, during an unusually cold November, Tony and Happy are attempting to bond with the kid but don’t understand why the harder they try, the more Peter seems to be pulling away.
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    Or: Four times something bad happens, and three times Peter opens up about it. Because he’ll never ever admit he accidentally broke Tony’s favorite mug.

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    “You know what today is?” Peter asks.
    “What.”
    “You’ve kept your succulent alive for one month.”
    Tony’s face scrunches up. He shrugs dismissively. “Great. I didn’t forget to never water it.”
    “He took really good care of it,” Peter tells Pepper with a serious expression. “Took it for daily walks on a leash and everything.”
    Tony nudges Peter’s cheek with his knuckles and says, very, very fondly: “Shut up and eat your barbecue sauce.”

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    “What is your endgame here, young man?”
    Peter shrugs. “Slumber party.”
    “Do your parents know you’re here?”
    Peter grins and slouches in his seat. “Definitely.”
    “What makes you think Mr. Stark wants to see you?”
    The words make him feel suddenly hollow, when he had been doing such a good job at pretending none of this really matters. He can feel his grin waver but strains to keep it in place. “He wants to see me. He is— He wants to see me. He knows me.”
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    Or: Fourteen-year-old Peter took the gamble and traveled from his hometown Malibu to New York city for a ‘slumber party’ that, if it were up to him, will extend to approximately twenty thousand nights. He hasn’t seen Tony in five years, and going back home is not an option. But everything will be all right. Why wouldn’t it be?

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