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Professionals is a series that follows Peridot and the Crystal Gems B-Team as they try to keep Little Homeworld running while dealing with their personal problems and the rocky Era 3 transition. If you wish that Steven Universe Future were a Peridot spinoff instead of Steven-focused, give it a read.
Peridot is Chief Technician, and is living in a "secret" lair under the greenhouse, balancing her official duties with her sometimes disastrous personal projects and obsessions.
Lapis Lazuli is living with Peridot. She spends most of her time making meep morps or flying, and is slowly recovering from her past trauma.
Bismuth is Chief Builder, and her forge is where everyone likes to go for gossip or advice.
Blue Zircon settled on Earth to help out with the Era 3 reforms. Perpetually busy and stressed, she is now close friends with Peridot, which has not helped her productivity.
Professionals is the primary story. The rest are side stories which use the same headcanons but do not require reading the main story.
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--“Where is my skin?” She gives Peridot a withering look.
“I’ve hidden it.” Peridot asserts smugly, “just as the book says to.” She points to the fairytale book she'd been referencing.
Lapis clenches her jaw, “Give it back.”
Peridot shakes her head, “no deal. You’re MY servant now. And you’re going to have to-”
“Wife.”
“Make up for all the weird salt water, and as our servant-
“Wife.”
“Help with our study.” She finishes briskly, “wait, what?”
“Didn’t you finish the book?” She snaps.
“I mean, I skimmed the important parts, women come onto to land to play and then put their skin back on to go to sea, blah, blah, capture their seal skin.”
“And they’ll marry you and bare you lots of children.”
“Bare you lots of…” Peridot can feel the blood drain from her face.
“Now, at least untie me. Wifey.” She smirks at her. Smartass.--
mythology AU
tag: MTHE
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Lapis Lazuli has a problem; she's paying her way through college by being a camgirl, but her partner, Jasper, can't keep up with her desires and breaks off their relationship. Lapis is clueless with tech and doesn't know how to continue her business without Jasper until she meets a budding young streamer
Peridot is the solution! She's a trans woman in the early stages of transition, forced to live in the boys' dormitory because she isn't out to her family. She has a myriad of body image issues and is too lonely to seek out anyone for help. Sexually frustrated and inexperienced, an opportunity stumbles into her life as she begins to gain voyeuristic popularity as a twitch streamer
Jokes on you, indecisiveness, they're both trans! a T4T lapidot fic with a lot of personal details I've experienced as a transgirl.
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Lapis is gay for Peridot, and likes watching her squirm. Requested by anon.
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Lapis grants Peridot a friendly request, and then some...
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- Part 1 of Lapidot High School AU
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