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Ice Sweet by HacksEatNoodles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2023
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When the whole kingdom was in the middle of chaos the Qing Jing Aristocrat asked for the An Ding Lord to come forward for a treaty that they needed to make with the Alliance lead by Qinghe Nie Sect Leader Nie HuaiSang. Unfortunates circumstances made it to the disappearance of Shang Qinghua, the silly writer that somehow ended up in a quest to fix his no-so-secretly demon husband, before either kingdom knew about this sudden weakness.
My king! Don't make those eyes, you are killing this sweaty anxious husband of yours!Series
- Part 2 of The Tales of The Seven Kingdoms
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Prince Jiu by HacksEatNoodles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2023
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There are two new beauties in the Cang Qiong kingdom, no one knows how they got there, why or when, but one thing is for sure: the king has declared the Qing Jing aristocrats to be under the command of the older brother.
The younger, on the other hand, travels freely obtaining new spells and discoveries.
One is kind and soft, but cold and distant. The other is cold, cruel, sarcastic and distant, but wise and loyal. It is said that if you manage to get close enough to the second, you will discover something interesting.
They are both incredibly beautiful.REWRITING
Series
- Part 1 of The Tales of The Seven Kingdoms
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Thirty days by HacksEatNoodles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2021
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Shen Qingqiu was a bitter resentful man, he hated as much as his body would allow. He was destined to succumb between ashes of despair, his body as broken as his soul. The beast broke him apart and he knew he would never see the sun again. He was supposed to die so the other could shine.
What would you do if you could change it? There was this voice guiding him. It seemed like a dream, he would sit at his side to talk, but why? Kindness looked a lot more cruel when hope was a vain dream. Shang Qinghua, he called himself. Not the one he knew, but a lonely writer who talked too much.
Or~
"Dude, are you serious?" He looked at him with that expression he made whenever he thought Shang Qinghua was doing something stupid, and this time he couldn't blame him.
"I-I have to do it. I have to tell them," he supplied while biting his nails.
"You just said they were real! How do you think that's gonna go? 'Hey, I'm the author, your shitty life was my doing. By the way, let's bang'. Bro! Do you have a death wish?!" Shen Yuan yelled at him, but Shang Qinghua could barely care.
His scum villain and his king were waiting for him. -
When two opposites meet by HacksEatNoodles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2021
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When Shen Yuan opened his eyes, he knew something was wrong. A few days ago he was reading Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky’s crappy novel when a new notification appeared. "Scum Villain Self-Saving System by Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky & Peerless Cucumber" - said. What?! The fuck?! That made no sense! He had never written anything with that shitty writer! No way! But… curiosity was stronger. He read it. He read it while he was reading Proud Immortal Demon Way. It made no sense but… Then he woke up. Alone. After his death.
It should be easier if he knows right? Ah, but… is this Proud Immortal Demon Way or Scum Villain Self-Saving System? Where is everyone? And that kid…
Shen Yuan transmigrates and nothing makes sense. In other places, someone else wakes up. It is Shen Jiu.Or
How to make SJ happy in five steps: Step n°1 give him a pet, step n°2 reunite him with his loved ones, step n°3 give him the closest thing to a therapist that you’ll find in this setting (SY), step n°4 make him talk and say everything he couldn't say before, step n°5 repeat step n°4.
Series
- Part 1 of Between World's
Recent series
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The Tales of The Seven Kingdoms by HacksEatNoodles
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2023
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Between World's by HacksEatNoodles
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2021
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a thousand years is a long time to be idle by PandaFlower
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Feb 2021
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“Here,” Liu Qingge announced curtly while shoving the pot onto the table. “Sorry it took so long; I married the first flower and had to find a second one.”
“That’s quite alright, Liu-shidi, these things rarely go— I beg your pardon?!” Yue Qingyuan choked halfway through his polite assurance, falling back into his chair wide eyed in disbelief.
He wasn’t the only one.
In which Liu Qingge marries a lil flower spirit Shen Yuan.
Series
- Part 1 of Spirit Shen Yuan Fics
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The Fairest of Them All by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
10 Dec 2023
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“I am here for the hand of the most handsome man in the world.”
Shen Qingqiu closed his fan with a snap, making no effort to hide his displeasure, “Then you came up empty. My husband is not interested in having a harem, and I don't share what is mine.”
Silence. Suspicious of everyone's reactions, he turned to Binghe, "What is it?"
The demon was roasted, covering his face with one hand. He wasn't even saying a word, confusing him more.
Shang Qinghua coughed, “Shidi, uhm…”
“Who said I'm here for the Emperor?” the Succubus Queen interrupted him. “I am here for you, Lord Shen. I said the most beautiful man in the world, wasn't I clear?”
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Anything You Can Do, They Can Do Worse by Cornbro
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2023
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The silence had stretched on for an unusual amount of time. Shang Qinghua could feel a strain in the back of his throat. Not good.
“Should we just fuck instead?” he managed to say. Coming out more stiff than “jokingly cool”-ish like intended.
“...”
More silence. Great.
“Okay.”
Well, that was not what he had prepared for.
“Wait for real?”
Or: Shen Yuan’s and Shang Qinghua’s past gets revealed in the worst possible way.
Series
- Part 3 of Cumplane Antics
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Metal Abyss by Bem_Kofi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2021
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Shen Yuan is in the special ops division of the Interstellar Police Force (IPF). He is tasked with the surveillance of an interstellar criminal’s son, Luo Binghe. Suddenly taking over a deceased agent’s mission posing as a teacher in the prestigious star-fleet academy Cang Qiong, he must balance his orders from his AI system and his own growing attachment to his student.
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He's a Catch, Kids by Narci
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2020
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Shang Qinghua may have had one too many cups of wine, but he still valiantly fights on. He’s got shit to say, alright! “Yeah! Ummm, so like two things. First!”
Shang Qinghua looks his friend dead in the eye and says, “Your brother is fucking Yue Qingyuan.”
Shen Yuan gags just a bit.
“And second?” He asks after recovering.
“And!” The author declares over dramatically, “If you run and leap at any one of the Peak Lords, they will, most certainly, catch you in their arms.”
“Bet."
Series
- Part 1 of just another peerless cultivator