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i need a virtual connection (be my video obsession) by yvesiae
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Aug 2025
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Did he say big? No. It was just distracting. That’s it.
Maybe it was because he was feeling very desperate and awkward right now but he has a very risky… very crazy… borderline insane idea.
“Do you… want me to get you off?”
“What?”
Phainon is transmigrated into an erotic dating sim on the night before his exams, and while he is slowly adjusting to his slow paced life — Mydeimos, the male lead of the game, washes up on the shore near his home and Phainon is forced to care for him until the end of winter.
Surely, nothing could go wrong, right?
(Or, Phainon’s penis disappears, then he jacks Mydei off to warm up during the winter, takes care of him, falls in love, and then marries him.)
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30 Nov 2025
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Hope is the Thing with Feathers by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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A single feather from the wing of a man born in Aedes Elysiae is said to be a panacea. Phainon gives his feathers away too freely, and Mydei takes issue with it.
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27 Nov 2025
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There were lots of other things that made it difficult to imagine living anywhere else. Precious photos and memorabilia. His favourite snacks stocking the pantry and fridge. The plants he had affectionately named and nurtured.
The locking mechanism on the front doors.
He had permission to leave today, so the exterior door scanned the microchip in his choker and the red light flashed green with the whir of the locking system. It opened now and would open when he returned but if he attempted to leave again afterwards then the doors would remain locked.
When Mydeimos is a shining rockstar upon the stage, capturing the hearts of millions, someone has to protect him from the depraved ingrates that flock to him just the same.
It’s a role Phainon claims for himself, and Mydei always rewards him for a job well done.
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25 Nov 2025
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“By our accord,” Mydei said, tone light. “The victor may claim their due, Deliverer. And I intend to.”
Phainon huffed, letting his head drop back against the dirt with a dull thud. “What do you want,” he said, amusement curling around the words, “my sword? My title? My hand in marriage?”
Without missing a beat, Mydei answered.
“Your ass.”
Phainon choked.
Or: Phainon opens his mouth, and somehow his ass follows.
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- Part 2 of Myphaiweek 2025
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21 Nov 2025
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between my legs, you can buy it by yvesiae
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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“Phainon,” he gasps, “you are not going to believe this.”
“Believe wh—” He lets out a startled sound as Cicero grips him by the shoulders, staring deeply into his eyes. “The prince—the prince he’s—he’s here!”
Phainon blinks. “Huh?”
“The crown prince of Castrum Kremnos? Mydeimos the Undying, Son of Gorgo, Conqueror of—whatever!” He flails his hands around like a mad man. “He’s in the special lounge for esteemed guests right now and—ugh, Phainon, please take my place!”
“What?” Phainon gapes.
Struggling to keep up with piling funds and a sick mother, Phainon — a farmer’s son — seeks an education and becomes an apothecary in a famed brothel house. Tending to the wheat fields, taking care of the escorts, and serving drinks because he might as well! So far, his life has been completely normal.
That is, until the Crown Prince of Castrum Kremnos mistakes him for a courtesan.
(Alternatively, a newly debuted Mydeimos is dragged down to a brothel house to cause a scandal and scare off potential brides. He ends up entering into a fake courting with a bewitching courtesan.)
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16 Nov 2025