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    “I need you,” says Dex, “to be my fake date at my family Christmas. Please.”
    “Cool,” says Nursey, mouth operating on Chill Autopilot while his higher brain functions come to a screeching halt. “I can do that.”

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    10 Apr 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Stede Bonnet receives an urgent letter from his ex wife, insisting she meet Edward and him in a small French port. Stede follows, but soon gets a taste of his own medicide.

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    10 Apr 2022

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    That’s fucking adorable

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    You’re a fool, Izzy Hands. You’re a fucking fool and you know it.

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    10 Apr 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    There’s a thing on Edward’s mind. 

    It has been on his mind since he first met Stede. The beginnings of it were even there when The Gentleman Pirate was nothing more than a pretty rumour floating on the sea breeze. He's been good at not noticing the thing, or at least letting it buzz away to itself in a neglected corner of his mind, but it has resurfaced with a vengeance since he found himself sleeping in a chair beside Stede's bed as he recovered from being pinned to the mast like a butterfly in a display.

    The thing is this: he really, really, really fucking wants to be held.

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    The formation of sleeping arrangements aboard The Revenge, plus a little missing scene from when Oluwande spent the night in Stede's quarters during his 'spat/rupture' with Ed.

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    09 Apr 2022

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    No one believes that Stede knows Blackbeard. He's always talking about his "Ed," like he's on a first name basis with the most dreaded pirate in history. But someone like him couldn't possibly know someone like that, he's Stede Bonnet for Gods sake, a cowardly, soft little man. Everyone knows it's a lie.

    Then Blackbeard shows up.

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    08 Apr 2022

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    Despite what people thought, Denki Kaminari was a good liar. The only people who had ever caught him amidst a lie were Shota Aizawa, Katsuki Bakugo and Hitoshi Shinsou. All three of them could easily see through his lies, so they were on his "no lies" list (and maybe it was because Aizawa and Bakugo scared the living shit out of him, but no one needed to know that)

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    04 Apr 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 31

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    They were on their way back to the ship, at least! That was good! The… the ship which his crew had gotten thrown off of. The ship containing an Ed who was, in Oluwande's tactful words, "going through it", or had, in Wee John's more direct ones, "gone off the deep end".

    But this was Ed he was talking about. What was the worst that could happen?

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    04 Apr 2022

  8. Public Bookmark 91

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    The news of Stede's death reaches Blackbeard first.

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    04 Apr 2022

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    Shinsou and Kaminari didn't hide their friendship on purpose. They just happened to usually meet at night when no one was around. It never occurred to them to announce their friendship or relationship to anyone.

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    03 Apr 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 10

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    Summary: Class 1-A talks about ornaments. Momo realizes some things.

    For the December Prompt(s): "Ornaments" and "Pictures"

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    03 Apr 2022

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    Silence upon the deck but for the hoisted flag’s brutal, unending applause.

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    01 Apr 2022

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    “You wear fine things well.”

    For a moment, Ed felt as if he couldn’t breathe. The moonlight washed over Stede’s face, painting him in shadows and dancing light across his eyes. The smile he gave him was the sweetest thing Ed had ever seen, as if he didn’t realize he’d just shattered Ed’s world. A breath forced its way out of him, a sound he tried to push towards disbelief but ended firmly on the side of reverence. For so long, Ed had held himself back. He’d built unbreakable walls to keep out the danger of the night, but now for the first time, he could see the light of the morning. Stede’s eyes crinkled as he continued to smile at him, and Ed couldn’t hold himself back any longer.

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    01 Apr 2022

  13. Public Bookmark 39

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    HI. um Taika Waititi and this stupid gay pirate show have taken me ADHD brain hostage. I could say so much about what this show means to me and how much of a gift it has been in a very hard time but instead I wrote this fic. Set immediately after episode 10. I'm never going to be over Taika Waititi in tight leather. There's nothing to summarize about this fic except Stede literally climbing back on to the Revenge and letting Ed have his way with him + there's lots of vulnerability and slow fucking so if you're into that uhhhhhhhh here you go!

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    01 Apr 2022

  14. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Byers does this thing every semester called the Muse Project, where you pick a person or a subject and your final piece for the course has to focus on them. Then at the end of the semester, there’s this coffeehouse where everyone invites their muse and shares their work. So obviously everyone picks whoever they’re dating at the time, and then they break up halfway through the semester and all the writing turns super angsty. Which would be fine, except I don’t write about people, like, ever.”

    A minute or so goes by before Dex speaks. “Does it have to be romantic?”

    “Uh, no, not really. Just someone that inspires you.”

    “So write about me.”

    [PODFIC VER]

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    26 Mar 2022

  15. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sometimes, it takes a little longer to get where you were always meant to be.

    Snapshots from a relationship over ten years in the making. Starring Chris Chow as the long-suffering best friend, Caitlin Farmer as the world's #1 wingwoman, a plethora of exasperated children, and the two lovebirds themselves.

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    25 Mar 2022

  16. Public Bookmark 95

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    It doesn’t start on a dark and stormy night.

    Later, Dex will think: that’s what lured them into the false sense of security. It’s hard to imagine your new room being haunted when you move in on such a nice day.

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    25 Mar 2022

  17. Public Bookmark 1

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    Dex had been wishing that the universe would save them from this horribly awkward conversation, and as if it’s answering his prayers, Chowder’s garbage bag chooses that moment to split wide open.

    “Oh—oh no,” Chowder says despairingly, sinking to his knees to start collecting the garbage. Dex joins him, but then he notices that everything he’s collecting is wrappers: takeaway containers, fast food bags, the occasional TV dinner box…

    “Chowder, do you eat, like, any actual food?” Dex can’t stop himself from saying.

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    21 Mar 2022

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    The way Nursey tells the story is, “I got a new tattoo, and Dex thought it was so hot that he literally threw himself down a bunch of stairs to keep himself from confessing his undying love for me on the spot when he saw it.”

    Dex can't say he'd tell the story exactly like that, because he’d tell it in a way that preserves some of his dignity, but he can't say Nursey’s lying, either.

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    20 Mar 2022

  19. Public Bookmark 6

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    A podfic of Potrix's fic.

    English is kicking Will’s ass. It’s the worst, and he’s pretty sure his teacher is fucking with the class. He skims the assignment again, but it’s still just as stupid as the first time Will read it.

    Explain and describe the impact six people you interact with on a regular basis have had on you, your views, and your sense of self.

    It’s complete bullshit. How this is supposed to be in any way helpful or beneficial to his major, Will has absolutely no idea. But he needs the credit, and the deadline is tomorrow, and yes, okay, maybe Will shouldn’t have procrastinated on this because he knows he isn’t good when it comes to finding the right words and expressing himself, but he just really, really had not wanted to do this. At all.

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    19 Mar 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 5

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    Author's Summary Everyone talks to Shitty, including his Hausmates.

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    19 Mar 2022

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