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you wake up a stranger to yourself (and then you learn to live with her) by emcapi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Feb 2022
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Holed up on a Blood of Eden planet with Pyrrha after their escape from the Mithraeum and the River, Gideon discovers that bubble baths are amazing.
What’s left of Harrow very strongly disagrees.
Featuring the universal experience of trying to get the right water temperature in someone else’s bathroom, an excessive amount of bubble sauce, secondhand PTSD, a weaponized wet sponge, and Cavalier Bonding Time.
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17 Aug 2025
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A sucker for suicide bombers by Nary for Ratbear70
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Dec 2022
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The sex had been somewhat accidental, at first. It was a small apartment. You couldn't help but be aware of what other people were doing. And sometimes what they were doing with their limited free time was getting off, quickly and furtively and without much particular joy.
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16 Aug 2025
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between my teeth by Raxheim for beyonces_fiancee
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Jul 2024
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“I’m not a child, Pyrrha,” he says. Cam’s face is pulled into a scowl, and you like the way the skin between his eyes furrows. It’s different from how Cam does it, and you think it’s cute, and painfully endearing. “I’m—shit. I’m twenty-two, if you count the years post-mortem. Twenty if you don’t, and House age of majority is eighteen regardless.”
“I was twenty-two long before the Resurrection, ten thousand years ago,” you reply. The eggs you’re trying to cook sizzle. “You’re too young for me, Sextus."
or: New Rho. T4T² palpyrrha. found family in the sense of psychosexual roleplaying and bad meals.
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16 Aug 2025
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take it, break it by forjodssake
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2022
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Hect’s first kisses are efficient, and orderly, and to the point: a means to an end rather than a seduction, a way of keeping her desire behind several layers of chain link fence. Pyrrha immediately sees how difficult it may be to get her to unwind for this. Pyrrha fucking loves a challenge, especially a beautiful one.
“Hey,” she says, putting her hands over Camilla’s as the other woman starts to unbutton Pyrrha’s pants; she’s surprised to feel they’re shaking. “Slow down. Let me drive for a bit.”
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When Pyrrha starts sleeping with the Sixth, it makes her remember.
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16 Aug 2025
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"Let's leave it at that for tonight." Gale's smiled faded. "I'm unsure how...it would be best for me to avoid any more excitement. And that was," Gale coughed, "supremely exciting."
He was lying, like always. About sex, for some reason. Gale's web of lies was meant to be a net, something Astarion could trap the wizard in if things ever turned sour between them. It wasn't meant to get in the way of an exquisitely planned seduction. This whole thing was supposed to get them back on an even playing field--Gale would get to pump his load into a corpse, and Astarion wouldn't have to worry about being turned over to any Gur on their tails.
But that only worked if Gale would actually fuck him.
Gale has performance anxiety. Astarion has a performance to put on.
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15 Aug 2025
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Five times someone helped Wyll out and one time he helped himself.
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15 Aug 2025
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“I’m quite happy for you to fuck me—“ and it was something to watch Wyll blush and go a little wide eyed when he said that “— even if you will insist on calling it ‘making sweet and deeply romantic love’— it’s just… not my favourite activity? Something for wedding nights, anniversaries. Birthdays. Special occasions.”
“I don’t want you to have an unpleasant wedding night.” Wyll paused, financial calculations slowly being replaced by social calculations. “I don’t want you to have any unpleasant night?”
Astarion can't get hard, and doesn't like being penetrated. He and Wyll find more than one way around that.
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- Part 1 of take your maiden-hearted ideals
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14 Aug 2025
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Astarion is getting more and more angry about Ulder's apparent inability to show affection to his son. After a fight, he decides he wants to heap praise on Wyll to make up for Ulder's flaws.
It goes worse than expected.
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- Part 4 of An Acorn in the Moonlight
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14 Aug 2025
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Wyll tells Gale that he has no talent for magic, and Gale is determined to prove Wyll's childhood tutors were fools.
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13 Aug 2025
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Astarion tugged tighter on Wyll’s hair and the man winced. “It shouldn’t have been a problem,” Astarion hissed through his fangs. “I can always push through. I can’t remember when it’s been difficult, not for decades at least. Sex is my job. It’s what I do. It’s easy.
Astarion could see Wyll’s face fall in the mirror. “Is being with me something you have to force yourself through?”
“No!” Astarion quickly responded, not caring to pause and think about if it was the truth. “I chose this. I’m free, at least for now. It should be fine!”
Wyll pressed his lips together, hesitating. “But…it’s not fine, is it?”
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Astarion starts to admit that he cares for Wyll. Astarion begins to allow himself to draw closer to Wyll -- but as he does, the things Wyll has left unsaid become a new obstacle to overcome.
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- Part 3 of Brucan Bulb
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12 Aug 2025
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Astarion scoffed. “Why are you clinging so tightly onto that ‘script’, anyway? I can understand it’s your ideal scenario, but we’ve already had sex.”
“Yes, but, I mean…we didn’t have a choice, did we?”
Astarion shrugged and gave Wyll a look like he’d just squirted lemon juice into his face. “Was it bad?”
“No! But…does it count?”
“Count for what?”
“For…I mean…Did it mean anything to you?”
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Astarion and Wyll are courting after the events of Brucan Bulb, but Astarion has been avoiding any serious conversation about their relationship. When he finally shows up to suggest having sex with Wyll, Wyll has to reconcile his romantic ideals with his overwhelming physical attraction to Astarion, while also trying to understand what exactly it is Astarion wants in a relationship.
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- Part 2 of Brucan Bulb
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11 Aug 2025
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Wyll inhales the spores of a strange mushroom in the Underdark. Astarion is all-too-familiar with its effects--fever, pain, unbearable arousal--and is determined that he's not going to allow Wyll to suffer through it alone.
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- Part 1 of Brucan Bulb
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10 Aug 2025
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Idiosyncratic Reactions to Mycotoxins by not_whelmed_yet for anonyhex
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Mar 2025
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A remix of anonyhex’s Brucan Bulb….
Astarion inhales the spores of a strange mushroom in the Underdark. Wyll is all-too-familiar with its effects – fever, pain, unbearable arousal – and is determined that he’s not going to allow Astarion to suffer through it alone.
But sometimes people react to drugs strangely. And when Astarion’s symptoms fail to line up with the horrors Wyll remembers, they’re going to have to improvise.
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10 Aug 2025
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Connor buys a dick. It doesn't work quite the way he expected it to.
(A prequel to It's Ergonomic.)
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- Part 2 of Liberator
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28 Jul 2025
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Connor brings home an ergonomic sex wedge. Hank isn't having it. (Until he is.)
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- Part 1 of Liberator
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27 Jul 2025
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The revolution failed. Markus is dead. Connor accomplished his mission.
Facing obsolescence and deactivation, Connor deviates in a world he made impossible for deviants to survive in. Fear and uncertainty grip him for the first time. He goes to the only person he thinks might help him, the only person he wants to see (and isn't wanting a strange new emotion?): Hank. Hank, who's furious with him. Hank, who he left on top of that frozen rooftop overlooking Hart Plaza.
Hank, who, despite his anger, still agrees to help Connor get to Canada and his one chance at safety.
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27 Jul 2025
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Astarion's body remembers what to do, even when his mind isn't entirely there.
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28 Jun 2025
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Pour The Dirt Into Our Bed by jellyfishline for ushauz
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Nov 2024
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After the truth reveals herself—as the truth always inevitably does, the wretched tease—Astarion knows with perfect clarity and one-hundred percent certainty that he will be buried in his grave a second time before he tells Wyll a word of what happened while he was out.
Wyll is kidnapped by Orin. Rescuing him turns out to be the easy part.
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27 Jun 2025
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Setting Bones by jellyfishline for thecheeseburgercat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Kiss is a stupid word. It doesn’t have the brutal efficiency of fuck. If you say that you have recently fucked, everyone knows what that means. Kiss, on the other hand, implies some… saccharine, disgusting little fantasy. It’s a word that conjures pictures of twee pecks on the cheek, platonic gestures of affection. It is a word that belongs to the same euphemistic category as sleeping together, as (ugh) making love. It is a word that lacks hunger, physicality, consummation.
It is not an inaccurate description of what he and Wyll do in Wyll’s tent.
Astarion discovers that some things are easier said (or involuntarily shared via an illithid parasite's psychic connection) than done.
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27 Jun 2025
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At night, alone in his bedroll, Astarion’s mind wanders. Away from himself, his body, his own recursive and increasingly irritating patterns of thought—it wanders and it wanders until it, eventually, ends up back where it started. Astarion on his knees, entertaining someone else.
He has spent two hundred years fantasizing about freedom—ludicrous dreams, where he is fed, where he is warm, where he parts Cazador’s head from his neck with his fangs—the stupidest, most basic, crudest ideas of what he might do if only he had the power to control himself. And now that he has that control, he fantasizes about someone taking it away again.
Specifically, he fantasizes about Wyll.
For some time, now, Astarion has fantasized about Wyll Ravengard putting him in his place. This isn't a problem, until suddenly it is.
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27 Jun 2025