17 Works by HomemadeLemonade

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    Profane Poetry is back!

    One haiku per episode in tribute to the first six seasons of our former favourite show.

    As with the original Profane Poetry, each haiku references plot points or themes and a line of dialogue.

    Seasons 3 and 4 complete in Chapters 3 and 4.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    829
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    397
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    Carrie and Quinn suddenly find themselves on the same wavelength one very strange day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,553
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    799
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    Lullaby inspired by Carrie holding and whispering to a dozing Franny late in S6.05.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    369
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    Roses are red on Valentines Day

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    576
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    All that glitters on New Year's Eve ;-)

    Sequel to All Hallows' Eve.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    515
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    Vignettes forming a sequel to The Friendship Gate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,677
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,042
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    A Homeland-style reimagining of one of my favourite Christmas stories, Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

    Advent Calendar fic for 24 December 2016.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,375
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    406
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    A tongue-in-cheek reimagining of the popular cumulative song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

    Advent Calendar fic for 15 December 2016, as per the LJ prompt by the forever fantastic FrangipaniFlower ♥

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    310
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    A short tale of the determined, the resolute and the plain fucking stubborn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    766
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    609
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    What if our fave couple had met loooong before New Car Smell? In this universe, timings of key events in their lives vary from canon, other scenes from canon are reimagined or re-examined in light of their different backstory.

    And, there is no CF S5! Let’s forget it ever happened!

     

    Please note this work is incomplete and I currently have no intention to conclude it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,952
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    241
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    4,188
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    Things that go bump in the night on All Hallows' Eve ;-)

    Fills t_zefir's prompt on LJ for 300-500 word Halloween fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    515
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    Five times Carrie could hardly bear what she saw in the glass and one time she couldn’t stop looking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    797
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    Domestic scenes set in the same AU as Two of a Kind, ie still no CF S5. In fact, these scenes take place after the eventual happy ending of Two of a Kind. And in every scene, someone utters our heroes' favourite curse word ;-)

     

    Please note this work is incomplete and I currently have no intention to conclude it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,425
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,852
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    The experiment continues in chapter 2, which reflects facets of our favourite saints and sinners.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    608
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    Short story prompted by discussion on LJ about whether S3 Tin Man and Brody plot lines set in Caracas are a coincidence.

    Re imagines CQ interactions in S3 eps 6 and 7.

    Also fills FrangipaniFlower's prompt on LJ for 300 word fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    267
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    362
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    Set in a universe that intersects that of The Motherf♥cker Chronicles, ie some common elements. CQ are out of the agency and cohabiting.

    Canon backstory - only to S4 mind, still no CF S5 in sight!

    And no chocolate chip cookies either ;-)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    604
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    Experimental haiku with foul language ;-)

     

    This concept is currently being revised and extended in my subsequent work, Profane Poetry Redux.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    580

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