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Uhhh oneshot book for for for Dandy Worldddddd ! B smart abt yur req, I will not b writing non con ect, I will make a diff book for tht if I feel liek itttttt.
Uhh, I in no way condone anything X Toodlez or the animalz, unless Pebz X Coal. Okay? Okay!
Uhh, Chap 1 iz not a oneshot.
Slow as Hell Updatez.
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Astro being tired all the time, and how much he loves to sleep, bothers his Strawberry boyfriend who decides to eat him out. Astro falls asleep in the middle of it, yet this happens all the time..
So Sprout continues to eat him out!
ALL CONSENT! This is a thing they do all the time!
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Me and my friend did a run, where I was Sprout and SUPER laggy. My friend who just started days earlier, was Rudie.
Here is our run, my point of view as Sprout, and just know I have horrible memory. So this isn't 100% accurate and missing some stuff-
Co-worked on with my friend whom wrote Rudie's point of view. Which is smoothly added into mine towards the end.
Just know, I wuz super laggy. And bad memory.
Also, they were Mastery skin. I, caramel skin.GIVE MY BOY RUDIE HIS OWN TAG!! AND FOR SHIP TAGS!!!
Also, since I was lagging it, I will turn it into saying him just uh, tripping over his own feet constantly ??
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Emily and Nicole make cocaine, that's literally it.
I don't make or use that so, it is probably real bad.
Enjoy!
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Watercolors and Watermelon by I_FUCKING_Hate_Myself
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
15 Nov 2024
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Mel invites Jayce to a picnic, afterwards they go home as Mel paints. Resulting in a two in one date!
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Looks like Sprout ran into the wall! More got pushed into it. Now he's alone with his roommate AND stuck in a wall! What could go wrong? Oh- Vee wait what are you- Oh my goodness-
Uhm and then she FINALLY helps him out- oh nevermind time for the couch- wait then the bed- woah there.Bookmarked by I_FUCKING_Hate_Myself
30 Oct 2025
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My Leatherhard Heart Aches for you my Darling by RhynarokWritez
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
04 Feb 2025
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Shelly finds herself exhausted after spending hours stocking supplies from the latest elevator expedition, As she almost falls asleep on the job, a certain mechanical TV Show Host appears to help her out in more ways then just stocking shelves.
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28 Oct 2025
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Vee's had a no-good, horrible, very bad day. Her best friend Astro knows just how to help.
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27 Oct 2025
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The floors judged, the walls mocked. Sex was easier than admitting they were hungry.
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Glisten sucks off Twisted Astro so he doesn't drink the ichor out of his machine
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10 Oct 2025
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AU where Vee is a FREAK and fucks WOMEN🙏
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