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    sat·ur·nine
    /ˈsadərˌnīn/

    adjective
    (of a person or their manner) slow and gloomy.

     

    "a saturnine temperament"

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    In another universe, Bella picked up a pop psychology textbook Renee discarded.

    Now, armed with encyclopedic knowledge of human behavior, Bella has arrived in Forks. All she wants is to keep her grades perfect so she can get into UPenn.

    There's only one problem: Edward Cullen is in love with her. Worse, he thinks she's in love with him. If Bella makes one wrong move, she's dinner.

    It's the highest stakes game of pretend she's ever played, but Bella will be damned before she lets some murderous demon alien mess with her 4.0 GPA.

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    06 Aug 2021

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    [UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:45): i mean like, how should I fix this

    BAZ PITCH: (10:46): Why would I know?

    [UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:46): you’re tech support?

    BAZ PITCH: (10:47): I most definitely am not.

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    It is common knowledge that family values and an eventual future in the Church are what matter most to the infamous Travis Phelps.

    Until a mysterious young man with pigtails and a freaky mask catches his attention and shakes up his life.

    He can't take his mind off him.

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    Even after decades have passed, there are memories, mental scars, that have not faded. Ghosts and monsters terrorize even the most remote places of his mind. Edward finds himself a phantom in the world, always alone even surrounded by those about whom he cares. A chance meeting may finally give him the peace for which he has always longed, as long as the devils of his mind don't destroy it first.

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