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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    "I'm so, so, so sorry," he says miserably. "I don't know what happened. I’ll pay you back, I promise."

    What happened is that Cultist Henry has ruined Bill's microwave. What really happened is that somehow, maybe via sweaty hippie tent magic or an arcane masculine camping ritual, Glenn's bond with this guy has been cemented. He’s broken a household appliance, eaten Glenn’s food, and owes him money. This is no longer a near-stranger; they've become roommates.

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    23 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    "Darryl," he said. "My friend. I – he – I know I wouldn't have held myself together if not for him. I don't know if any of us could have." He'd been put off by Darryl's energy from the start, his determination to take charge, bring the situation under control, carry them all on his back if he had to – and yet, could Henry ever have carried himself through that, let alone anyone else? "I'm sure you could see it already, even just today. He's one of the strongest people I’ve ever met; he got us all through this and he still had room to really care about us. He’s the best dad” – He nearly choked up at those words, but this potential for joy didn’t deserve to be tainted with guilt. “I know I never cared much for him before, but I fell in love with him out there, Mercedes.”

    "I can see it," she said, and kissed the corner of his mouth. "You're radiant with it. I haven't seen you in new love in years."

    Upon their return from the Forgotten Realms, Henry and Darryl each have a lot of things to sort out about their relationships with their wives, themselves - and each other.

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    12 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    AU where Willy picks Normal instead of Scary. Not a full re-write and it ends up straying off from canon regardless, even though loose plot beats up until s2e39 are more or less intact.

    Updates Fridays.

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    25 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Nine. He gasps out a breath as the feeling of magic surges around him. He felt himself begin to be sucked into the ground. This wasn't a part of the spell, what the hell? His hands reached for the desk, but he missed. "Shit! Shit!" Something had to have gone wrong, why wasn't he invisible? He could clearly see his tan hands, he should've been transparent!

    He reaches for his spell book. He misses by a millimeter. Suddenly, the room was chaotic and the next it was quiet. All that was left was the spell book left on an outstretched page.

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    Henry Oak gets transported to Earth at the prime age of 16! He meets Darryl Wilson in the woods and from them on shenanigans happen!

    A story of four teenagers trying to figure out their place in the world as one of them literally comes from a different universe. Will they talk about their feelings? Who knows! They are on a mission to bring their friend back to his original plane, at least at first.

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    18 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Five-star Yelp reviewer Augustus St. Cloud's latest review of Buca di Beppo.
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    Written for Escapril 2024 day 2 - internet

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    03 Apr 2024

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