Im_Not_Here_Shoo
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They get drunk together and fuck
[also Stanley is not mute]
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Wanna Try It? by Im_Not_Here_Shoo
Fandoms: A Minecraft Movie (2025), Class of '09 (Visual Novel)
01 May 2025
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"...Wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?" Stella asked with a grin, looking up at her taller friend, Grace.
"Fuck no." She replied, glaring at her while holding her hand on her hip.
"Why not?" She pushed, leaning on her friends side, "Because you'd be doing all the abusing." Grace responded, gesturing to her. "Oh like what?" Stella rolled her eyes playfully.
"Just- weird shit? You'd like, put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark." Grace responded, her cheeks flushing at the thought.
"...So you wanna try it?" She smirked suggestively.
"NO-"
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Stanley is frustrated, and needs to blow off some steam in the broom closet, the Narrator stumbles upon this accidentally but doesn't mind the show.
Originally posted on my Wattpad: October 28th, 2023
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Grind me down, Roll me up (Press me up against your lips) by Im_Not_Here_Shoo
Fandoms: A Minecraft Movie (2025)
07 Apr 2025
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Both Steve and Garrett get freaky in the Woodland Mansion after what happened when they shared an elytra >:))
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Where have you been? by Im_Not_Here_Shoo
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
15 Dec 2024
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Wade comes home late and drunk to an also drunk Logan. Their mixed messages and choices leads to them getting violently frisky.
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"The Master Emerald had abilities that even the doctor hadn’t had the time to explore. It said it in his notes and Stone vaguely remembered the words as he’d dictated them.
“The ability to alter time . . .”
He would get Dr. Robotnik back."Heartbroken over the loss of Dr. Robotnik, Agent Stone sets out to do whatever it takes to get the man back.
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Anomaly by Kitsu_Iraka for Tsukiakari_sama
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
09 Nov 2025
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Schizophyllum commune — a white, fan-shaped mushroom with over 23,000 sexual identities. For humans, such variety would make finding a compatible partner nearly impossible, and would almost certainly lead to extinction.
Aban was the human equivalent of that mushroom: a recessive omega, built like a beta, completely infertile, and with no heat cycles unless he met the one compatible recessive alpha out there. Somewhere among seven billion people, that person might exist.But it didn’t matter.
Aban had only one goal in life and he would stop at nothing, step over anyone, to achieve it.
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You can run from me no longer! by gblin_g00p
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
02 Nov 2025
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Something that was well-known amongst those whom it concerned was that Robotnik hated parties. And that meant that if someone were to drag the doctor to said party, it would be an absolute disaster. So thankfully, after quite a few times of Walters having been witness to quite a few spectacles and subsequently not wanting to deal with the massive tantrum, they never invited him.
That was, of course, except for the ones they couldn’t avoid.
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Lap Dog by Kea_Zone
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
16 Oct 2025
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Doctor Robotnik knows Agent Stone would go along with just about anything he wanted, no questions asked. So when bored with another bland G.U.N. assigned project, the sadistic Doctor decides to run a little side experiment of his own. His personal agent has always been obedient, time to train in a mark and reward.
With escalating assassin attempts ramping up, G.U.N higher-ups wonder if the one guard dog is enough to protect one of their most invaluable human weapons.
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You've always felt a strange energy coming from your television set - a boxy old CRT you can't afford to replace and feel oddly attached to. It's almost like it's... aware, somehow.
When you discover how to shift between the Light and Dark Worlds, you learn the truth: your beloved, dusty TV is actually Mr "Ant" Tenna - who, as it turns out, has a bit of a thing for you. With this knowledge in hand (and Tenna completely unaware that you know) you decide to have some fun. How worked up can you get him before he finally cracks?
Or: how to tease an inanimate television until its sentient Dark World counterpart finally admits he's been watching (and enjoying) the entire time.
A standalone story & part of my Tenna/Reader series.
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- Part 2 of Physical Challenges With Mr "Ant" Tenna