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The World by amdg2846
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2019
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Chapter 15 of Land of the Living remixed from Crowley's POV.
“Star of his morning; that unfallen star / In that strange starry overturn of space / When earth and sky changed places for an hour / And heaven looked upwards in a human face.” —G.K. Chesterton, A Little Litany
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02 Jul 2024
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Sanguis et Aqua by FuzzyGoblin for Hellilou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Apr 2024
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The newly instated Princeps, Emperor Aziraphale, Glorious Supreme Commander of the Senate and the People of Rome has observed the Thraex gladiator Crowley, known as the Fallen, for some time in the bloodthirsty fighting arena of the Colosseum. On a day where Crowley claims victory in the arena, he is summoned by Emperor Aziraphale to join him in his private bathing chambers. Crowley, enslaved and forced to compete in the arena, has grown in popularity among the citizens of Rome.
Ultimately seeking his freedom from servitude, Crowley wonders where the emperor's interest in him stems from...- Language:
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25 Jun 2024
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www.wahoo.com by Ezomind
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Apr 2024
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We shouldn’t have any billionaires. However, if really we must, please consider Anthony J Crowley, founder of tech giant Wahoo.com.
Dr Aziraphale Fell is an extremely offline cinnamon roll as usual.
Or is he ?
There is now a podfic by Literarion!
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- English
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- 6/6
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24 Jun 2024
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Ring, Ring, Bentley Calling by FloofyRaptor
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Sep 2025
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After Aziraphale leaves for heaven, he gets a call from the Bentley and she is PISSED.
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- 8,128
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- 4/?
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24 Jun 2024
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24 Jun 2024
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The Ranch by sixbynine
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2024
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24 Jun 2024
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Friday I'm In Love by IneffableCrankShaft, NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2024
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Due to unwelcome news given to him by Aziraphale, Crowley accidentally breaks time. How can he fix it? And more to the point - does he really want to?
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Thank you to my betas; Yes_its_unholy, isiaiowin, demonsandpieohmy and cumulonimbus314 .
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18 Jun 2024
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Stuck On You by Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.
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16 Jun 2024
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Where We Begin And End by espresso_six_shots
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2024
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When writer and restaurant critic Aziraphale starts chatting with the handsome and captivating Crowley every weekend at the local pub, he thinks may have found the perfect distraction from a rather irritating situation at work, considering work is the one topic neither of them have ever broached.
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- 4/4
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16 Jun 2024
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As Long as I Fall by Aidaran
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2024
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Heaven is so high up that once you’re there, Aziraphale realizes the only way out is to fall.
In an attempt to stop the apocalypse once more, he steals the Book of Life and The Messiah's soul, placing him back on Earth as Adam’s brother. Now suspended somewhere between falling and fallen, Aziraphale needs help from the only one he can trust to navigate his new life. The same demon he rejected a lifetime ago.
Despite how they parted, Crowley can't turn his back on the aching angel, working through his pain and heartache as they slowly inch towards one another, acting on millennia of bottled-up feelings and desire.
The only problem? Adam’s powers are still alive, and he wants everybody to have their “happy ever after” in his town.
Or else.
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14 Jun 2024
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But, soft! by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jan 2025
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With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls,
For stony limits cannot hold love out;
And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.
-Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene iiCrowley's life is going well. He's got his shop, his friends, and a new flat with a balcony perfect for a few plants. That's when things start to get complicated.
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- Part 1 of What the Cat Dragged In
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- 31/31
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14 Jun 2024
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The Ecstasy of Eden by cheeseplants, illustrious_slimeman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2024
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What’s a bit of sex pollen between sworn enemies? Aziraphale and Crowley stumble awkwardly through their feelings over 6,000 years with the help of a flower known for its desirable effects.
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5 times they used sex pollen, and the one time they didn't Through the Ages fic.
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- 28,303
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- 7/7
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14 Jun 2024
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A Very Promising Little Vineyard by Aidaran, LexArturo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 May 2024
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The angels needed Job and Sitis to be up to making seven new children. The only problem? Crawley and Aziraphale might have stolen the wine they had prepared for that specific purpose.
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“Shit. Shitshitshit. Angel, stop drinking.” He snatched the bottle from him, and suddenly they were too close to each other, the demon almost on his lap, a hand between Aziraphale’s legs as he tried to keep himself in balance. “They spiked the wine.”“They what? Who?”
“The angels.” He rushed to separate himself from the blond and turn away, eyes fixed on a wall as his hands wracked his hair, trying to find a way out of the situation, a way to explain it. “They spiked it.”
It took some seconds for Aziraphale to register what was being said, and then, only one word popped into his mind. One that hadn’t been invented yet, but would come to signify all the things going through his head at the moment.
“Fuck.”
“Fuck indeed, angel.”
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03 Jun 2024
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There's a minor invasion, and Aziraphale learns some things about himself that he didn't need to know.
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30 May 2024
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Vary my days by Aracloptia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Aug 2022
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He could not recall how much time had passed between the invention of the book and himself owning a lot of books. He had simply woken up one day surrounded by them, as if he always had been.
Crowley had been the first one to point it out. He always was.
Except this time, he had not so much pointed it out as tripped over a pile of them, shouting ”FUCK, Angel, what's the DEAL with all these bloody BOOKS?”
Aziraphale had tutted, put a drink in his hand and miracled up a sofa behind him without answering the question. The sofa was still there. Surrounded by piles and piles of books.
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After Crowley leaves, Aziraphale needs a change.
He sorts through his books, makes new friends (or tries to), and discovers the beauty of ansaphones.
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30 May 2024
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28 May 2024
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A Bathhouse Pretense by DoonaRose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 May 2024
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Aziraphale seeks Crowley out in 38 BC Rome, finding him in a bathhouse which just so happens to be hosting an orgy. Aziraphale is there to discuss upcoming celestial business, Crowley is there for a good time, but when a certain demon happens to drop by, it gives them an (admittedly flimsy) excuse to get close, and then closer still.
First time sex in the back corner bath, canon compliant, much edging, feelings and filth.
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- 2/2
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24 May 2024
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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24 May 2024
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Lead me to the banquet hall by obstinatrix, wishwellingtons
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2019
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Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1,031
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24 May 2024
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Good Expectations by tweedfeather
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.
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- Part 1 of Good Expectations
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 227,013
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Comments:
- 1,740
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Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
23 May 2024