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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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01 Jul 2024
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Angel by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits for junkshopdisco
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jan 2020
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“Anthony?” someone asked, but he didn’t recognize the voice. That probably made it okay that he didn’t answer, right?
“Not responsive,” the voice said.Crowley just stared up at the white ceiling with bright white lights, and feeling more and more like he wanted to get up and run away, except his body wouldn’t move—
And then someone was there above him, looking down at him with the most beautiful smile Crowley had ever seen. In fact, Crowley realized, this person might have been the most beautiful man he had ever seen. He had blue eyes and soft white-blond curls and a rounded face that looked perfect holding a smile like that, like it was made for it, the full cheeks giving the smile more room to grow.
“Hello, Anthony,” said the man. “Not feeling your best, I see? We’ll get you fixed up, my dear, don’t worry.”Series
- Part 1 of Dannye's Good Omens Human AUs
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28 Jun 2024
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Warmth by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jan 2021
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The excitement of spending a day traveling with Crowley had turned to deep embarrassment. Rather than a flight followed by a late dinner somewhere and then a night apart, Aziraphale was cold, wet, hungry, and injured, in the wrong city, and facing a night sharing a room with his secret crush in which there was only one bed. And— Aziraphale looked down at what he was holding. Flannel pajamas, tartan ones. He was going to have to go back out there and face the ever-elegant Crowley in his night clothes.
Written for the Winter Wonderland Zine
I'd never written a "There was only one bed" fic and I had so much fun with this. I hope you all enjoy it!
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- Part 14 of Dannye's Zine Fics
- Part 6 of Dannye's Good Omens Human AUs
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26 Jun 2024
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Two Lies and a Truth by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits for AlchemyInParchment
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale Fell did not mean for any of it to happen. Not that it wasn’t his fault— it was, completely. His one tiny lie, offered in the heat of the moment, seemed like swimming out just a few feet too far in the ocean and suddenly getting caught in the rip tide, with no way to control where you were going and when (if) you’d ever get back to solid ground. He never expected that one minor falsehood could change his life completely.
But this is a love story, after all.
It began with a house, a car, a flat tire, and the most beautiful man Aziraphale had ever seen.
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- Part 16 of Dannye's Good Omens Human AUs
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26 Jun 2024
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Honeysuckle and White Jasmine by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits for BexGM
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jul 2022
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While on a bad blind date at a coffee shop, bookshop owner Aziraphale meets a gorgeous red-haired barista. Also Aziraphale knows flower language and he's not afraid to use it.
So now Aziraphale was going on a date with someone Tracy knew. Since Tracy had arranged it, Aziraphale let her pick the place as well: Double Double, a new coffee shop. Tracy had promised that the shop was lovely and had a selection of rich desserts, which was honestly the part that had convinced Aziraphale.
Aziraphale’s one bit of defiance was the flowers. He had a book or two in his shop on flower language, and he’d decided that the bouquet was going to be the sweetener for the day (besides the dessert), the spoonful of sugar that helped the medicine go down.
Yellow carnations: Disdain, disappointment, rejection. Red snapdragon: Deception. Purple columbine: foolishness. White candytuft: indifference. And finally butterfly weed, a bright little orange cluster flower, which meant Let me go!
Armed with his passive-aggressive (but quite lovely smelling) bouquet, Aziraphale took a cab to Double Double.Series
- Part 13 of Dannye's Good Omens Human AUs
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25 Jun 2024
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Post-S1 indulgence. Sometimes when you’re just getting started, a little calibration is required.
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“Do you want to sit in my lap?”Time screeched to a halt.
“Yes,” Aziraphale said, going still.
Crowley grinned. “Do you want to go back to my flat first?”
And time went wild.
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Pillow Talk by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Aug 2020
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For the first time in Crowley’s existence, he is not alone in bed when he wakes up.
The morning after they make their relationship official, Crowley takes a moment to wrap his mind around how his millennia-long, once-impossible dream has finally come true. Aziraphale joins him for the journey.
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- Part 15 of Wicked Thing
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22 Jun 2024
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in keeping with tradition by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Nov 2020
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Running into Aziraphale in Rome during the notoriously debauched Festival of Saturnalia gives Crowley the chance he's hardly dared to dream of
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Crowley accidentally invented the New Year's Kiss tradition as an excuse to kiss Aziraphale
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22 Jun 2024
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Devil’s Food Cake (illustrated by Miele_Petite) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2023
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Step 1: your demonic boyfriend flirts with you.
Step 2: teasingly tie him to his own throne.
Step 3: steal his cake and leave him there. Eat his cake.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit.In which Aziraphale is, yet again, Just Enough Of A Bastard To Be Worth Knowing. (Just don’t let him decorate a cake).
The adorable and talented Miele_Petite gifted me an illustration last year for my birthday, and it has languished, fic-less for a whole year, before I found the perfect cracksmut to accompany it. I didn’t want to rush something for it, and was willing to wait for just the right plot bunny to go with the inspiration. In deference to the birthday theme, I went with birthday cake. Visit her Tumblr HERE.
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19 Jun 2024
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All of This is Completely Normal Here by TogetherAgain for GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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The events of an entirely ordinary day for one particular police station in London towards the beginning of summer in 2019.
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Lonnie Clarke was talking to a lunatic.
To be fair, that wasn’t really unusual. It was a standard part of police work.
This particular lunatic was a special sort of insane, though. Crazy like a fox, this Mr. Fell. Or, just absurdly lucky.
Clarke was just finishing up with him — confirming his contact information, thanking him for his time, and so on — when an entirely different and more familiar lunatic came swaggering in with their hands cuffed in front of them. “OI! Who sent a rookie to pick me up all by herself? That’s hazing, ‘s what that is. Thought you lot were above all that.”
Ladies and gentlemen, A.J. Crowley was in the building.
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19 Jun 2024
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A Better Idea by copperbadge
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2019
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Crowley sleeps for five days, eats pancakes, and is brave enough for both of them.
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01 May 2024
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Simmer (The Long-Awaited Reply to a Lingering Kiss) by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale Fell is an accomplished food writer and book collector who leads a quiet life. Anthony Crowley, owner of the Grand Duke Distillery, has a wild reputation that’s more fiction than fact. As former culinary school classmates, they share a love of food and drink — and a history of a long ago, lingering kiss. Years later, their friendship simmers into a heated affair that might just lead to true love — if they can overcome their own doubts.
Aziraphale rises from his chair, takes a few steps towards him, then hesitates. Crowley knows a hundred different emotions must be flickering across his face, reflecting all the turmoil between his head and his heart. His heart is loud, insistent, nudging him to see the earnest hope in Aziraphale’s expression, to remember the beatific boy who lent him a pen and kissed him on a stair step, urging him to not let go of this man with ink-stained fingers and rare books who constantly surprises him.
His shoulders tense as his breath hitches, his voice hoarse. “You need to tell me exactly what you want.”
Now completed!
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28 Apr 2024
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Unbuttoned by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Nov 2023
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One drunken evening, Aziraphale is determined to convince Crowley that human clothing is superior to miracled clothes. Crowley reluctantly agrees to try on real garments, and when Aziraphale glimpses a half-naked demon, temptations (and so many waistcoat buttons) lead to a passionate night.
The corner of Crowley’s mouth lifts slightly. He tugs the fabric at his waist and slips the shirt up his back and over his head with a shimmering hiss of silk across his skin. He tosses the shirt onto the chair and stands in the room, one hip cocked, his torso bare.
“What now, angel?” Crowley asks, his voice low.
Listen to the amazing podfic (link in end notes)!
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27 Apr 2024
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An Invitation You Can't Decline by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.
“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.
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20 Mar 2024
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is that your flaming sword (or are you just pleased to see me) by Deputychairman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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“No, it -just reminded me of your sword, that’s all. The flaming one. You know, you pinning me against the wall with it like that - ” he gestured airily to the shelf, “and, uh, I don’t know, smiting me with holy love or something.”
He directed an unmistakable onceover at Aziraphale’s physical form, perhaps justifiably doubtful that his message would get across without it.
But to their mutual surprise, Aziraphale had understood him perfectly.
“Oh I see,” he said.
Crowley opened his mouth, then closed it again. The unexpected success of communication had left them both at a bit of a loss for words.
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12 Mar 2024
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“[Crowley’s] watch gave the time in twenty world capitals and in a capital city in Another Place, where it was always one time, and that was Too Late.” — Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
After Aziraphale and Crowley finally break the power of Heaven and Hell, Crowley wants to give Aziraphale time and space to adjust to his new independence. After all, he knows what it’s like, learning to live without Heaven. So Crowley doesn’t push for a relationship right away. He’s letting Aziraphale move at his own pace. No rush.
And then along comes Emerson Bradford: a gorgeous American investor with a heart-melting smile, ocean-blue eyes, and a passion for rare book preservation. He’s heard of Aziraphale. He wants to give Aziraphale everything he needs to take care of his books. He wants to give Aziraphale a lot more, besides. And it seems like Aziraphale wants what Emerson has to give.
Has Crowley finally left things Too Late?
(Spoiler: There is a happy ending!)
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- Part 1 of Wrapped Up In Clover
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Bookmarked by Ineffable_witch
12 Mar 2024
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This is a silly little series of short one-offs about an angel and a demon and their ongoing adventures related to food and drink. Something short to read while you wait at the coffee shop for your six espressos in a big cup.
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27 Feb 2024
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dream to me by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Aug 2019
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“You know, angel. Sometimes I think we’ve been bearing witness to a very great love affair, and we didn’t even notice.”
or: an angel and a demon fall in love. but a bookshop and a bentley do it first.
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26 Feb 2024
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i was in love (with the place in my mind) by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jan 2020
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There are so many things neither of them can change — how they met, the things they did, the words they said. It’s happened, it was probably always going to happen. And what it is, he can’t say, what he feels is almost too great for any one language. Inutterable, unspeakable —
Ineffable.
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26 Feb 2024
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Keep it casual by Kiez21
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale has just been dumped by his boyfriend of thirteen years, right before turning thirty.
While out with his friends, he meets a red-haired stranger that gives him one of the best nights of his life.Crowley's just moved into Tadfield looking for a fresh start. On his first night out, he invites a handsome stranger for a one night stand.
It is just a one night stand, right?
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25 Feb 2024