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    Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.

    But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—

    —enter Mabel Pines.

    Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)

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    29 Jul 2024

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    Eridan Ampora wakes up to a shitty robot pirate standing over him.

    It is pretty much the worst thing that could possibly have happened to him in his entire life, actually, is what he thinks to himself.

    Then he sees the asshole in the red God-Tier PJs just hanging out in this abandoned theme park, rambling about bullshit nothings, and he realizes that things can only get wworse.

    (The animatronics get a little quirky at night.)

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    09 Mar 2024

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    Deep beneath the retirement home lurks a terrible, dark secret, and when Luke Carder is nearly caught in the crossfire of a heated confrontation between his grandfather and a couple of the other elderly residents of the home, he begins to learn - against his will - just how deep the rabbithole goes. As it turns out, it's combat, coupons, canoes, and cartoon violence all the way down.

    A Retyrement AU crackfic.

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    03 Jan 2024

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    When a massive earthquake shakes Hallownest at the least opportune time, not even the Pale King could expect what happens next.

    Denise Powell gets more than she bargained for when she receives a shipment of very unusual bugs.

    Things are about to get interesting.

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    19 Oct 2022