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One Does Not Simply Flap Into Velen by JekkiJekk, TiredGrayFox12
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
13 Oct 2025
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It’s a seagull.
Elias is, in his hands, holding a real-life, honest-to-God seagull. A European herring gull, Larus argentatus, a species found over half of the globe.
Elias does not have any seagulls in his apartment.
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Elias is not in his apartment.
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Why isn’t Elias in his apartment?
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How, through a freak accident that could really almost be seen as some twisted form of divine intervention, Elias ends up in the Witcher.
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The Woods Are Dark And Deep, My Dears, (And For You I’ll March On Without Fears) by JekkiJekk
Fandoms: Naruto
23 Nov 2021
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Kakashi wakes up in a place he does not remember, with a face he thinks he does.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
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While pursuing the half-breed's spacious mind, Heimdall stumbles upon something he's shocked he didn't notice before. Something that simultaneously terrifies, annoys, and confuses him.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen, a kid plays God of War Ragnarök for the first time while their older sibling watches.
Bookmarked by JekkiJekk
30 Oct 2025
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JAHAHHA DYINNNG THIS IS KILLING ME OH MY GOD Oh I LOVE THIS!! I love it I love it I love it!
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say something or nothing at all by orphan_account
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
01 May 2025
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“One of two things,” Erwin said, “either, there is a well-established settlement out here in Maria that has clean water, good food sources, soap, fibres to make clothing, a heating source, and some way to defend against titans, or,” he looked down at her still face, “she’s not from here.”
“What?” Levi said.
“She’s not from here.”
“From where? Maria? She got out Rose?” Levi’s voice was rough and sharp, insisting on clarity.
“No,” Hanji said slowly, “I don’t think she’s from the Walls at all.”
They stared at her, then her eyes squeezed a little before blinking open and wincing at the brightness of daylight.
OR: Extremely stupid premise taken embarrassingly seriously: reader wakes up in the Walls.
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Bookmarked by JekkiJekk
13 Oct 2025
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Unfinished and Discontinued, but jesus christ if it isn't worth reading. Incredibly well done.
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Dual Wield by Hollow_Grave
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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Title subject to change.
While taking down a slaver ring, Din and Boba are transported to the past, not that Din knows it at first. Dropped onto Sundari, supposed capital of Mandalore, a planet and people Din believes to be erased, what is he to do? Especially when he hears about a certain Sith, an aruetii, who supposedly stole the title of Mand'alor but is not Mandalorian? Well, Din has to take his lawful place, right? Even if that means picking up strays, reluctantly doing his job of ruling a people, speaking to his (two??) Darksabers, and so so much more.
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Din essentially fixes everything using the sheer power of Mandalorian honor and will. What do you mean there's an army of clones? Those look like Mandalorians to me. Bring 'em in. And those jetii? Well, I've got nothing against them. Did I tell you 'bout my kiddo yet?Bookmarked by JekkiJekk
29 Sep 2025
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SFSHSKSEKJ;EAKJAJEAIAU;AAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAOFH AHOHF OH MY GODIEWAUFAM/DMZMVZMNMNXDINNNNNNNNDIN =MANDALOR ABBABYILVOEYOUHOLYSHIT
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The Cursed Seal of Heaven has a very specific purpose—to heighten and aggravate emotions and physical strength. After all, a man obsessed is a man easily manipulated.
And there is no one more obsessive than Sasuke Uchiha.
Orochimaru is counting on the seal to amplify Sasuke’s need for vengeance and power until he comes crawling to Orochimaru on his own, thirsting for the knowledge to defeat his brother.
What Orochimaru didn’t count on, was that Sasuke Uchiha had become just as obsessed with mother-henning his own teammates.
Something Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi are finding out the hard way.
Essentially, as soon as Sasuke wakes up after the invasion, he panics, kidnaps his teammates from the hospital, and locks them away in his apartment.
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Bookmarked by JekkiJekk
22 Aug 2025
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Hilarious and incredibly entertaining. Loved reading it
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My Fair Witcher by Prudabaga
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Nov 2019
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Geralt came to the Imperial Capital to help Ciri settle in. Ciri's fine, now, but Geralt...Geralt is in over his head.
In which Geralt is forced to take etiquette lessons, wears a variety of horrible doublets, and is laughed at by Lambert.
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Bookmarked by JekkiJekk
27 Jul 2025
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KILLED it, this is hilarious and total crack, all the while keeping faint wisps of angst there in the background to provide intrigue and entertainment. Delightful to read.