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On Deaf Ears by BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, delineate (K_needs_a_life)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2024
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Prompt: Tom is enslaved and tortured by Harry and spends each day praying to his angel for escape. Tempus edax rerum.
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- Part 9 of Broken Tomarrymort Telephone
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Tom wants horcruxes. Harry wants babies.
This is their compromise.
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Broken Tomarrymort Telephone by BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, Chaos_Bear, chiocchi, curioushabitforarivergod, delineate (K_needs_a_life), eleven_eaves, evaleon70, frogsaswell, goldenzingy46, Hevelius, K_needs_a_life, Kits_Writing, Laserswordtraining, Lytri, Odys_seus, osculatrix, Satine_Ainsel, SilverandBluePhoenix, SquibNation10, t0mmmy, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts, ToAStranger, tommarvoloriddlesdiary, valkyrie_chemist, zadezy
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2024
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Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!
Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.
In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.
Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.
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It is at this point that, for the first time, Thomas Hamilton begins to consider that he has gone mad.
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- Part 1 of The Peaceable Kingdom
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Bookmarked by K_needs_a_life
17 Jun 2024
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The way Thomas’s memories from different points in time all swirl together around the flow of his thoughts…the way he describes how James looks and behaves, and how different they both are now from the way they used to be…the beautiful literary references and the care that went into the history and Creek language…I cwy 😞❤️
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Either must die at the hand of the other by Metalomagnetic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2022
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Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.
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- Part 1 of Either must die
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Bookmarked by delineate (K_needs_a_life)
28 Jan 2023
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*Wearing a tear stained t-shirt that says I got blatantly emotionally manipulated by a 70 year-old evil wizard dilf and LIKED IT as I lie through my teeth* Yeah this fic was pretty good…couldn’t be me though lmao, he could never trick me that easily. Guess I’m just built different.
The longest most torturous tomarry fic that dragged my brain across a cheese grater and left me bleeding in a ditch. Yes I cried. Yes I was hurt. And yes I still cheered at the end.
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Exhausted and anemic from Umbridge's Blood Quill, Harry decides to relieve stress by writing Voldemort a parody of a letter, intimating that Harry wouldn't mind if Voldemort murdered Umbridge (not that he'd ever send it, of course). In a series of events culminating in Voldemort receiving that letter, Harry discovers what it means to request the aid of a possessive Dark Lord.
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Bookmarked by delineate (K_needs_a_life)
14 Feb 2023
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And I would KILL to have that 50k+ version. Dark twisted courting my beloved…
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“You don’t work here,” he says, dragging his eyes up and down Harry’s body in a slow once-over. “I’d remember you.” Harry shuffles his feet and, for some reason, the movement makes the man smirk. Harry’s cheeks flame. Fuck this guy.
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Tom Riddle might just be the most pompous, entitled, self serving man Harry has ever met. If only his attempts at seduction weren’t so effective.- Language:
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Bookmarked by delineate (K_needs_a_life)
16 Feb 2023
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Sugar daddy Tom has a concerning amount of rizz
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AU after the end of HBP, where Harry and Voldemort marry to preserve the peace, and the complexities of trying to negotiate a forced relationship.
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Bookmarked by delineate (K_needs_a_life)
20 Feb 2023
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Was the marriage originally forced? Yes. Are they now completely in love and a lil codependent? YES! This is how you launch a dark lord into his simp era for world peace