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It was over.
It was all over.
The words kept crumbling and falling and crashing inside of Red Leader's mind. He could only make out vague images of the soldiers escorting him on either side. He could hear people speaking around him, to him, but it didn’t matter. Nothing mattered. His regime was over and now he was nothing. However, he knew exactly who to blame. He gritted his teeth. He'd never expected his homecoming to be like this.
Red Leader's army has fallen. His officers have been scattered and he's been taken prisoner by Europe's savior: The Green Rebellion. Tord thinks he knows what kind of torture awaits, but it's worse than he ever could have imagined: it has a personal touch.
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04 Nov 2025
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tom goes to see his fav band 😏
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24 Oct 2025
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edd anf tom work through some shit and they do it together
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20 Jul 2025
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"... Alright, I give," he finally says. He leans back and really looks at you-- alive, in spite of half a lifetime of his best, most desperate efforts. You give him another uneven smile. "Why not just kill me?"
"I will," you say, because it's true, and twenty years after the fact you finally understand that you owe him this much. "Publicly, of course. To make an example."
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In the wake of a failed assassination attempt, Red Leader gets everything he's ever wanted. It isn't enough.
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- Part 2 of tribunal
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12 Jul 2025
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there aren't a lot of things that will get you to sleep the night before a mission-- a hot bath, a bottle of benzos, a good lay, a severe concussion. all four of these are currently unavailable to you, so you spend the first few hours pacing, and the next few cracking bad jokes on the shortwave with edd and matt before the two of them sign off for bed. you consider bashing your skull into the reinforced steel door a few times, just to see if it'd knock you out for a bit. ultimately decide against that.
you move onto plan b.
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Tom, a sniper caught up in the ongoing rebellion against Red Army, jacks off. Tord haunts the narrative.
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- Part 1 of tribunal
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12 Jul 2025
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So a banana and a squid walk into a bar..
It started out so simple. One night, Edd came home with a brand new flavor of cola. The next thing he knew, Tord was alone. Stranded in an unfamiliar laboratory, being stalked by the goulish beasts that had once been his friends. They're trying to make a cure. However, it's rather hard to stay focused when Edd could invite himself in on their work at any time. It doesn't matter what precautions they took. With that soda, he had opened a gateway to another dimension.
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29 May 2025
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He’s walked through the temple of material goods and found it wanting. He could walk for hours without stopping, with nothing but slivers of meat to slake his thirst. This is what he believes, up until the moment Sucre pushes him down to the ground and shoves a sugar-coated finger into his mouth.
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21 May 2025
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21 Mar 2025
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(Not So) Epic Heat Moments by orphan_account
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
15 Dec 2022
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Gordon is struggling with his heat, and living with Benrey isn't helping.
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17 Mar 2025
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-Is a friend indeed.
Tom's missing make outs after a recent breakup. Tord catches him drunkenly kissing his own hand and gives him what he needs.Bookmarked by KeyKlicks
03 Mar 2025
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Two months. Two fucking months and now Edd was happily leading Tord back inside their home.
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"I'm sorry- are you saying you moved into the Red Leader's den?"
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Tfw you try to take over the world but get arrested failing to rob a bank
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11 Feb 2025
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Tord has the world sitting on the palm of his hand. Tom's in that world and he's trying to survive. War isn't pretty and Tom wants nothing more than to get back at Tord for everything he put him through. The problem is, will he be able to?
This is a story about war, one between a lone soldier and a leader, with the whole world paying the price for it. Though the both of them couldn't care less. Even if in the end the world will burn.
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- Part 2 of War Time Darlin'
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04 Feb 2025
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One evening, Tord is working on the algorithm for the defense system in his giant robot. Frustrated and stressed when the latest update fails, the aspiring dictator decides to relax the best way he knows how. Unfortunately for him...
All systems are go.
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10 Jan 2025
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After being injected with female angler DNA, Sebastian who once thought things couldn’t get any worse, finds that yes…they could.
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05 Nov 2024
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After returning after so long to that godforsaken house Tord was ready to put his plan into action: get the giant robot, blow up the last remnants of his old life, and lead his Red Army to take over the world. Simple. Nevermind, the weird nostalgic feeling he gets playing video games with Edd, listening to Matt's stupid comments, and annoying the shit out of Tom. He didn't need friends once he collected what he really came for.
Things go sideways however and his mission is interrupted when the consequences of looting a crashed alien spaceship finally catch up with him. And Tom.
Now two "old friends" need to figure out how to get home, avoid space police, and not kill each other in the process.
Takes place during The End but Tom doesn't leave and Tord's plans are interrupted. Rewrite of an old orphaned fic.
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23 Oct 2024
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In this tale, Gale was the Chosen and lover of Umberlee the goddess of the sea, and his fall from her grace left him scarred in more ways than one. While on a sea voyage to find answers to his curse he expectedly finds himself joining the crew of the marauding Dread Captain Astarion, who is on a mission of his own to take on the Vampire King of the Sea: the infamous pirate Cazador Szarr. Together, will they find the answers and redemption they both seek? Or will they succumb to the vicious wiles and waves of the Bitch Queen?
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Or: The world of Faerun's Sword Coast blended with Golden Age of Piracy aesthetic. All of the BG3 companions are there but their stories have been tweaked to better fit the setting and theme.Bookmarked by KeyKlicks
21 Aug 2024
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Many people mistakenly believe that unaging is the same as immortal.
That our machines, our toys, our art will live on forever.
But the truth is, such things cannot maintain themselves without our care
and they will live for exactly as long as someone loves them.
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11 Aug 2024
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Under the Influence by SeptumTweek (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
01 Jul 2024
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“I don’t know…” Tom's voice wavered, uncertainty etched across his face.
“Come on, it’ll be fun. Just trust me.” Tord grinned, a glint in his eyes as he scooted closer to Tom on the bed.
Tom hesitated, “Okay... Fine, just don’t make fun of me.”
Tord held out his pinky, he lowered his gaze, trying to resemble sincerity. “Pinky swear.”
Tom reluctantly linked his pinky with Tord’s, his face flushing a deep crimson. He avoided eye contact, feeling the intensity of the moment. Tord leaned forward, bringing the bong to his lips. He inhaled deeply, the smoke swirling in his mouth. Then, he reached out, gently lifting Tom's chin to face him.
“Wait—” Tom started, but his words were ignored.
Tord pressed their lips together, silencing any protest.
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Toms curious about smoking so he asks Tord about it and Tord tells him he’ll blow the smoke into his mouth for him because it’s “easier”, but he just wants to get into little gullible Toms pants.
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06 Jul 2024
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A new variant of Doppelgängers had started operation in hiding; this time focusing on a different type of repopulation.
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17 May 2024
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He’s trying to sleep, and Tord is warm, per usual, the warmth is lulling Tom back to sleep gently.
“I’m hungry,” it’s an agitated huff, followed by more squirming against Tom and their heavenly velvet sheets.
Forget it, Tom’s brain is on now, but his body still feels too heavy to move right now, and Tord’s still warm. So, he drags his head against the sheets, closer to Tord’s neck. With a warm puff of air, he mumbles without even thinking-
“10 more minutes, baby?”
The squirming stops.
It was an accident, a slip, a mistake, something he’d never call Tord- just a result of being clouded with sleep. They weren’t the couple to exchange syrupy pet names. Any other day, Tom would expect Tord to bark with laughter in his face like an asshole.
Yet, it’s deadly quiet.
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Tom accidentally calls Tord “baby” one morning and discovers he’s sensitive to pet names.
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- Part 4 of nsfw fics
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23 Apr 2024