Laes_Is_Sad



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    "You rigged the fridge," Soap wheezed, his voice cracking. "You booby-trapped the fucking fridge, Simon."

    "The refrigeration unit is a critical vulnerability," Ghost replied calmly. He set the teacup down. "It holds our perishable rations. If an enemy infiltrates the perimeter, it is the optimal vector for a biological attack. Poisoning the food supply is page one of the siege manual."

    "I wanted cheese!" Soap yelled, finally finding his voice. "I live here! I sleep three doors down! I wasn't trying to poison the unit, I was trying to eat a Babybel!"

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    Simon "Ghost" Riley is the worst roomate.

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    15 May 2026

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    “‘Good boy,’ he purred, his tone deep and his accent thick like honey. It was risky of him, to call someone so volatile something so… sensitive, but Soap trusted himself, and he trusted his instincts when it came to Ghost. It had seemingly been the correct choice, because there was an immediate change in Ghost’s behavior. Soap watched as his eyes widened, and a long, low whine came from his throat. Soap had the lieutenant whining and writhing underneath him, all from just a few words. It made him feel powerful beyond belief.”

    (Alternatively, Ghost interrupts Soap’s much-needed shower.)

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Based on this incorrect quote I made a while ago...
    Kinger: I love my four daughters.
    Zooble: ...Kinger, I'm not a girl.
    Kinger: Oh, I know!
    Jax/Daisy: *sweats anxiously in the background*

    OR: Kinger confesses his love for his adopted daughters (and Zoobles), Jax overhears and tries very hard not to think about what that may mean, only to realize that hey, maybe that fourth daughter is JAX.
    ...But that wouldn't work, because Jax is a guy, right?
    Right?

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.

    “I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.

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    The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.

    In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.

    Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.

    [[SLOW UPDATES]]
    I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus for whatever reason, I'll update this description to say so, but as of now, that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-;

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Harry Potter grew up being told by his Aunt and Uncle that he was a no-good troublemaker, a delinquent, a freak.
    At some age that even he isn't quite sure of he thinks- why would I want to be normal like the Dursleys anyway...life would be so dull if he was.
    He goes to Diagon with McGonagall and finds out he has more family than he thought, they just aren't the sanest, but neither is he. Harry goes from being the delinquent of Privet Drive to the boy who lived, saviour of the wizarding world. How will he manage to navigate his new life while also ensuring that he does not fall deep into the madness that threatens his mind?

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    20 Mar 2024