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    He’s a Fixer, a sort of professional middle man. Everyone in a certain part of the city knows that if you want something - an object, a person, a legal document, a mystery solved or an obstacle removed - you go to him. He’s smart and fast and not afraid to get his hands dirty, and today he doesn’t have his hulking ogre of a boxer bodyguard with him. Probably he wants to go unnoticed… and he walked right into the tea shop, where the Lan guy is sitting.

    Very interesting.

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    “Are you well, Shufu?” Lan Xichen asks, all gentle concern.

    “Mn. I have had a meeting with the rest of the elders.” Best to get it over with, he thinks.

    “Yes, I was informed they called a council. What guidance will they offer?”

    Lan Qiren allows himself one more indulgent moment of distraction with a sip of his tea, whose quality demands a moment of appreciation. After that, though, there’s no other way to avoid what must be done.

    “They — we — must ask our Sect Leader to thoughtfully consider the issue of a marriage from which a Sect heir may be produced.”

    Lan Xichen goes very, very still, and Lan Qiren’s heart aches for him.

    “…Marriage.”

    “You are of marriageable age, Xichen,” Lan Qiren reminds his nephew. “It is not an unreasonable concern. You must have an heir.”

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    Nie Mingjue picks up the most sturdy of the bolster pillows strewn all over the bed and begins forming a rectangular base with practiced ease, ignoring Jin Guangyao’s wordless hissing like a pissed off street cat to better focus on building something with enough structural integrity to survive at least a few minutes of the sort of vigorous activity he’s going to subject it to.

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    Jiang Cheng sighs. There’s a deep ache in his chest, hooked up under his ribs and squeezing around his heart, that he knows without examining too hard is the familiar feeling of being alone; ridiculous to feel it when surrounded by people, he knows, but… this was supposed to be a family visit, it was supposed to be a week with his sister and brother in their family home, and then Yanli had wanted the kids to be there, which was fair, and wanted Zixuan to be there too which was… fine, and then Wei Wuxian had whined that if the Peacock got to be there, could his beloved Lan Zhan stick around too? And Jiang Cheng had wanted to tell him exactly where his beloved Lan Zhan could bloody well stick it, but that wasn’t really fair, and Wei Wuxian is such a fucking brat nowadays without Lan Wangji glued to his hip that Jiang Cheng had caved. So their family time together that was supposed to be just them and maybe the kids, now included plus-ones, and also, inexplicably, Nie Huaisang.

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    Lan Wangji - well-respected nuclear technology researcher and engineer - has disappeared without a trace, and with all of his research in tow. Now, a year after his disappearance, he's been spotted in the company of the mysterious Yiling Laozu, a dark horse in the tenuous field of nuclear weaponry and a name to be feared as the world sits at the height of Cold War tensions.

    As part of an unlikely alliance between their employers, rival special agents Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue must work together to keep Lan Xichen safe long enough to use him to find and rescue Lan Wangji (with his research) and hunt down the Yiling Laozu to put a stop to his work at all costs - but is that really all there is to it?

     

    [A 1960's spy action thriller based on Guy Ritchie's 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.']

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    Nie Mingjue slides open the door to his rooms, and steps inside. He stops short in his shock.

    In front of him stands Meng Yao.

    Meng-fushi, specifically, his glossy hair pulled back in Nie braids denoting his rank, and his hands smoothing down his pale purple robes, accented with brown stripes and a subtle geometric pattern that marks them as Nie, as he twists to admire them in Nie Mingjue’s mirror. Meng-fushi had cinched the thick robes tight around his waist with a brown leather belt, but he’d taken that with him when he’d left Qinghe, so today Jin Guangyao has made do with just a light sash.

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    “Wait, A-Yao- can I come see you tonight?” Nie Mingjue had asked him when the first few Nie disciples had begged off for their beds, claiming an early start, a long day of travel, and the perfect amount of good wine as their excuses for leaving. Jin Guangyao, already half-standing to go begin reorganizing the next few courses to account for fewer guests, could only nod and do his level best to ignore the warmth of pleasure and desire curling up together in the pit of his stomach.

    Saying yes to such a simple request had made Nie Mingjue happy — visibly, demonstrably happy. He’d smiled up at him as he’d left, small but definitely there, and now Jin Guangyao feels like his face is going to get stuck in his own happy little smile that he isn’t interested in stifling.

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    The touch at least seems to bring Lan Xichen back to himself and he sucks in a sharp gasp, eyes wide though he at least doesn’t try to step away and stand under his own power just yet. “You told him you love him?!”

    Yes, what’s the problem?!”

    “What’s the– what’s the problem?!” Lan Xichen repeats, though with quite a bit more incredulity than Nie Mingjue had used. He finally lets go of his sleeve to step back and begin pacing, an anxious gesture he’s not sure he’s ever seen Lan Xichen unbend enough to allow himself, and especially not at such a brisk clip. “What’s the problem, he says, honestly,” he mutters to himself and Nie Mingjue gets the sense that somehow, somewhere, he might have maybe fucked up a little.

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    They enter, and she gets them settled around the tea table. Jiang Cheng is so full of tension she fears that one wrong movement will make him snap. His brow is heavily furrowed in a furious scowl, but she knows her brother, and underneath the scowl she can see genuine fear. He wants to know the truth, but he is afraid of what Wei Wuxian might say.

    Wei Wuxian has totally disappeared inside of himself, silent and vacant-eyed, also clearly full of fear. Neither of them want this conversation, but now that the scar has been witnessed, they both know there is no going back until the whole truth has been revealed. They cannot just pretend that they do not know.

    It’s inevitable, in a terrible way. Perhaps it always was.

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    “Focus,” Meng- Jin Guangyao murmurs, and how does he always know? He braces himself for the usual flash of suspicious spiralling that always accompanies thoughts of his sworn brother these days, even lately, even considering…everything, and exhales a slow sigh of relief when it doesn’t come slinking out of the miraculous quiet in the back of his mind.

    “Blame yourself if I can’t focus as well as you’d like,” he tells Men- Jin Guangyao, currently perched in his lap like he’s decided to take up permanent residence there. (Considering his initial performance tonight, Nie Mingjue would be more than happy to let him do so.)

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    The climate in Lanling is relatively mild this time of year, which is a single small mercy for Wen Qing’s situation - her situation being, ultimately, destitution and homelessness.

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    “My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”

    Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.

    Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.

    –//–

    Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    Xichen looks at his sworn brothers lying across the room. They seem so quiet. So still. He can barely believe what Wei Wuxian is saying. The rest of the world fades out as he stares.

    “So what can be done?” he whispers.

    “As far as I can see, we have two choices. Choice one: we destroy them completely. It would be difficult, but I think it could be done. But… it would be destroying them completely. It would mean shattering their souls.”

    Xichen doesn’t feel the floor as he drops to his knees; it is just that one moment he is standing, and the next he is not. He isn’t even seeing them anymore, his eyes have unfocused, and yet they are all he can see.

    Could he do it? Could he shatter their souls - destroy their very essence, prevent them from ever reincarnating, ever getting an opportunity to find peace - truly and utterly severing their link to this world and making fully certain that Xichen will never meet them again - all for the sake of the greater good?

    “Choice two,” Wei Wuxian continues, “...we wake them up.”

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    They walk the rest of the way in pleasant silence; with the view out over the sprawling city of Lanling from Koi Tower, and the way the sunset paints the flowers and glinting gold buildings in soft pastel hues, and the sweet looks A-Yao keeps flashing him from under his eyelashes, it ought to be a perfect evening, and yet-

    Probably, it is just residual discomfort, but the deeper they walk into Koi Tower, the more he can feel his spiritual senses… twinging is the best description, like he’s walking on a sprained ankle. With all the beauty and warmth around him, having this strange but insistent pulsing of unease feels like listening to music played on a guqin with one single string out of tune. It doesn’t help that the whole place seems oddly deserted - corridors he has seen previously ringing with the footsteps of servants are conspicuously silent, side rooms usually full of cheerful bustle absent of guests.

    He can’t bear the idea of ruining this long-awaited reunion, though, so he pushes down the unpleasantness, down and down, and when A-Yao knocks on the door of a guest suite, and da-ge answers it, smile already blooming on his face - well. It’s easy to ignore. It's probably nothing.

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    "So I beg you, Jiang-guniang, stay safe. Keep your stupid, stubborn brothers safe - Jiang-gongzi owes me money, and I want to see Wei-gongzi be ridiculous around Lan-er-gongzi again, and I want to gossip with your disciples and get glares from your handmaidens, and I want to speak to you again, Jiang-guniang. Despite - despite everything, I think of you as my friend.”

    Her hands shake in Yanli’s grasp, so she tightens them to chase the tremors out; Yanli squeezes back.

    “I think of you as my friend too, Luo-sima.”

    It may be stupid, to be fond of a woman her gongzi has insulted and broken a troth with, to be fond of a woman she may never see alive again with war towering over them. She cannot say otherwise. But she also doesn’t care.

    “Call me Mianmian. If we’re friends.”

    “Then you must call me Yanli.”

    “Stay safe, Yanli.”

    “Do not worry. I will.”

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    Jiang Yanli has a hand on Jiang Wanyin's arm now, shaking her head and asking quiet questions that Huaisang can only partly make out. Other disciples are responding, and it must have got out that he wasn’t at practice because Meng Yao is making That Face - a reserved Oh Dear Young Master, This Humble One Is Disappointed Once Again that is covering for a You Little Shit that is only seen behind closed doors - so Huaisang knows he’s going to be in trouble later. The branches aren’t as comfortable as they were a second ago, so he might just slide down and head straight to the lunch hall, where the Lan rules will stall any yelling right up until the point where someone tells Lan Qiren. All bets are off then.

    Jiang Wanyin might just beat Lan Qiren to it, even if he doesn’t know Huaisang is around to hear him. He looks livid. Huaisang is just getting his hands and feet moving to begin his descent when Jiang Wanyin’s molton gaze sweeps the diplomacy students, razes the pavilions, and then locks on to Huaisang and begins to burn through his skull.

    Oops.

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    Zixuan would like to be closer with his half-brother. He would like to skip all the awkward fumbly beginning bit where they don't know each other and just magically arrive at fraternal harmony, where they can joke around like the Jiangs and look out for each other like the Nies and have that spooky synchronicity like the Lans, but the truth is that he's never had a sibling, and he has no script or example for what you're meant to do when you discover one as an adult. They don't have years of in-jokes and growing pains to fall back on, they're basically just strangers who happen to share a parent.
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    the sickfic fixit in which JGY discovers the Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known and Zixuan discovers the Mortifying Ordeal of Getting To Know Other People

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    Dating is hard. Relationships are harder. Being an asexual, over-worked, single dad looking for love is by far the hardest. But then along comes Lan Xichen, and he makes love so easy.

    The asexual rom-com in which Meng Yao finally realises that nothing in him is broken, and so Lan Xichen has nothing to fix.

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    Mingjue needs to be careful. He will not die in this fucking tomb under the earth. It is not his time, not yet.

    And yet...

    If.

    Guangyao said if they get out alive, don’t tell Xichen.

    He doesn’t believe they’ll make it. Guangyao is legitimately concerned that they might be trapped and die before they can escape. Probably, that’s why he’s allowed so much emotion to slip through his usual mask in the last few hours: if they die, who’s to find out that anything besides banal pleasantry exists inside his vicious trap of a mind?

    Well, Mingjue knows. He’s always known. And by gods, they are going to make it out of this, even if it’s just to increase that chances of him one day getting the opportunity to punch Jin Guangshan in his stupid, smug, smarmy face. Nothing as pathetic as certain death is going to get in the way of him getting that satisfaction.

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