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Random little oneshots by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
24 Oct 2025
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For all of my oneshots. Some will be silly, some angsty, some fluffy, and some smutty lol
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They always found you somehow. They don't know who you are. You don't know who they are. And no matter how much you try to do your missions without being tracked, the hunter almost always becomes the prey.
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"Little lamb, little lamb, here we come..."
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As a caregiver bot, your purpose is simple. Companionship, and caring for anyone you are told to. Easy!
Until you are discarded in a dumpster on the streets, memory cache wiped and systems powered down. That should've been it. But then you are found by another human and powered back on.
But not before you are modified. With fighting in mind, and soon entered into an illegal bot fighting tournament. -
Alien stage by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Alien Stage (Web Series)
25 Aug 2025
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Uh. Hey. Im doing it again, making another fic. Alien stage au. Unsure of how this will end. Will it be happy? Will it be bad? I have no idea <3
Largely based off of the canon of Alien stage, but also takes several different routes.
Ive already drawn some things for this au on my tumblr Weirdenbyferret, under the 'alien stage au' tag so yoy can look at those if you want. Gotta scroll through some ramblings with that tag first though lmao
ALSO THERES TOO MANY DIFFERENT GUYS No bold or italic speech for this one like I normally do!! Theres five guys, I cant do that!! -
Run little pillager by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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No, as you see your dead kin and clan members, bile pools in the back of your throat and you almost feel like you are going to throw up, your free hand pressing against your mouth as your eyes widen, before frantically whipping around.
Trying to find at least one of your kin. One alive other than you.
You don't succeed.
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Pillager reader x golems Sun, Moon, and Eclipse
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You don't understand why parents leave their fry before they even hatch and leave them and their siblings to survive by themselves.
You don't understand why sirens only ever eat human meat.
You dont understand why your pod refuses to share food equally, often leaving you with no food.
And most of all, you dont understand why your pod, your only family, left you.You are the runt of your pod of siblings.
When an attempt to get food goes wrong your siblings abandon you and you get captured by pirates.
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What happens when you kill a faerie?
Curses and insanity.Insane reader x unseelie fae Sun, Moon, and Eclipse
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Magic rings and jade bullets by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
17 Jun 2025
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Forced into being a full Wu when you were young, you ran, trading the life you knew for the unknown ans living with humans.
Living the rest of your life, into your adult years, settled in a lower class town, you make a living by running a restaurant.
However, eveything starts to get worrying when another Wu is sighted in town, and Wu hunters are sent to find them.Can you hide your identity when those wu hunters start to pursue you?
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Just one wish by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, puss in boots the last wish
30 May 2025
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Your fur stands on end, shivers of dread go down your spine, and your ears fold back under your hat as the shadow of the large figure engulfs your smaller form.
You feel yourself tremble even more as xey whisper into your ear with a low growl.
《What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes~?》
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So uh another one (stares at all the others before quickly looking back at this one) anyway, this one is based off of puss in boots and the last wish!
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You dislike the location of your house. In a swamp there are bugs everywhere. You hate that so much
You like bugs, you really do, but....you'd like them to be as far away from you as possible.
And you're smack dab in the middle of an area covered in bugs.~
Im here again (ignore all of my still very unfinished fics-) lol
This one is based off of an au called Swamp things by @missterious-figure on tumblr!
You can easily find stuff for it by searching Swamp things au on their profile, and you can also find some swamp things stuff on my profile (You can find it if you search @ferret-who-likes-robots or Weird Enby Ferret on tumblr lol) -
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Sorry guys uh...for once it isnt a sun and moon fic
Nah, its a thingy for any writing I make for a cannibal dandys world au I made pff -
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This is a fan oneshot of Pluck my heartstring, more focused on the bad ending!!
I think im obsessed with writing rn cuz of how much I've written these past couple days
Dont thinkkkk im gonna write anymore of this, this is going to remain a oneshot unless i decide otherwise, but im posting it out of my oneshot compilation
Enjoyyyyy
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Yeah so um. Hello. Never thought I'd write something like this nO ONE JUDGE ME, made this seperate from my other oneshots for a reason!!
There will be more. At some point. But uh. Yeah. Very nervous about how yall will think of this
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I make another attempt to start and finish mermay! Lets see if i at least get further than last time!
I am using a prompt list made by @mossypidder!
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You work at the superstar daycare. You didnt grow up a good life, the path you were forced to stray upon shady and unfortunately what became a part of you due to the fact that you grew up with it as you were developing. Might be why you are so obsessed with two robots.
And they find you so so so cute~ You are always so kind to the children, and they cant help but want to look at you all of the time, even having pictures of you in their room all of the time. And finally they decide its time to keep you up in their room.
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UM UH
HELLO
SO....uMm.....I've seen a few other yandere sun n moon fics and i wanted to join in on that but didnt know how until now...um enjoy if you like yandere type shit (like i do-) -
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Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel)
21 May 2024
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Oops my hand slipped
Ignore the name pls i dont know what to name it ajnejrh
This is mostly just an au inspired by doki doki literature club
There is both fanon and canon eclipse in this, and fanon is bring called umbra
I was originally gonna put this in the oneshot fic, but then I started thinking up chapters where its the scenes where Umbra 'killed' the others, so- yeah-
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Three celestial mafia dons are after you. Why? All three have fallen head over heels for you and will do anything for you. Others probably would be scared, but you? You just want then to share already.
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- Part 2 of Fights of three over one
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Cute animatronics and hateful chickens by Look_its_a_god_damn_ferret
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
15 Mar 2024
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You are the child of two people who are currently trying (and failing) to buy a very large property owned by an animatronic farmer and his two partners. Due to you being their only child and having recently become an adult, they have decided, against your will, that you will inherit their business, so they bring you along to help you learn more of how to do this. The only shit you learn is boring bullshit and rascist comments towards animatronics. No wonder the farmer isnt taking their shit. Not that it matters much, because instead of staying to listen to a long annoying conversation that would only teach you how much you dont want to inherit their business, you sneak out to go see the animals. And accidentally fall for the farmers.
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I just want to say, I never thought that my writing would be liked as much as it is! I never imagined I would get as many kudos on my fics as I do whenever I post a new chapter to one of them or a new one entirely! Thank you all so much ❤️
I cannot stop imagining them with southern accents now. -
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You tilt your head with confusion as the sun themed animatronic says that while glaring down at you.
"What do you mean?"
He scoffs, pinching where the bridge of his nose would be if he were human.
[Is it really that hard for you to understand? Do you need me to make it more simple? We. Don't. Like you. We only let you do the acts with us because management would do something about it if we did]
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Hi again. Au where Sun and Moon don't become dca and stay as theater animatronics, and yalls are an animatronic that was forced upon them to be a part of their act, so therefore they hate you -
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You are just doing a stupid plan with your trio, when suddenly a crescent moon discovers you and practically kidnaps you. Funny isnt it?
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This is based off of these creatures called Moon phase creatures, made by @oobbbear on tumblr! You should probably check them out before you read, it'll help with making sure you know whats going on https://www.tumblr.com/oobbbear/742782183482277888/an-original-species-inspired-my-the-moon-phases?source=share