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When Hermione opened the door, she was shocked to find Draco Malfoy standing on her doorstep, holding the takeout she'd ordered. "Finally! A service that delivers a poncy prat and dinner right to your door," she rolled her eyes.
Draco frowned. "I was not delivered with whatever sad excuse for food this nonsense is. I just picked it up when I saw it on your stoop."
"Yes, Malfoy, I'm aware. It was a joke. You know that thing normal humans do along with smiling, laughing, feeling emotions?"
His frown deepened. "So you are upset with me then?"
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19 May 2026
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Hermione loses a bet to Pansy and has to send racy texts to a phone number of Pansy’s choosing.
OR: Pansy is sick of Draco and Hermione pining for each other and does something about it.
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18 May 2026
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Hermione gestured at the parchments, her voice exasperated. "'She could barely fit both of her hands around it'? Really? Utterly impractical! No sensible witch wants a cock of that size. And look at this one - apparently, you have a serpent-like appendage that can coil around me like a python. What do they think a regular penis looks like?”
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31 Mar 2026
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Hermione was prepared to spend her birthday alone and miserable. Until, an unexpected invitation from a colleague turned her night around.
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30 Mar 2026
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Detention with Draco Malfoy shouldn't be this complicated, should it? || Seventh Year AU
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14 Dec 2025