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认识哈利是命运给让开的一个玩笑，一个经典酒蒙子笑话：
“哈利是个酗酒混蛋。”“哦——”
“双重荣誉警督本人破案水准一流”“耶！！”
“他失忆了。”“哦——”
“但他从马丁内斯审判大火拼里活下来了。”“耶！！”
“这混小子又得靠你罩着了。”“哦——”
“不过你不是一个人在战斗。”“耶……耶？”你曾经问过哈利，关于他的破案技巧，彼时他看起来是清醒的，但他说的话实在是很难让人，怎么说，就是毫无芥蒂地去相信他的清醒：他说脑中的声音帮他分析，而瑞瓦肖给他带来指引。
尽管现在的你不会承认，但你相信哈利，一如那天你带着一队人挨家挨户把住户从一栋将来必定坍塌的楼里劝出来，仅仅需要哈利的一句话。你*一直*相信。
现在你把哈利从马丁内斯捞出来，坏消息是，瑞瓦肖的目光似乎看到了你，你的脑子里似乎多了一些不一样的东西。
好消息是，你不再是孤军奋战了。
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- Part 1 of The Adoption trilogy 收养三部曲
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事关打击罪犯 （顺便坠入爱河）Petey and Wade discuss the proper way to go about vigilantism (and maybe they fall in love too) by Miakapool
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 May 2018
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死侍完全打断了Peter和Aunt May特供隔夜汤的午餐约会，而Peter的回应是：“哇哦，这不是那个杀手谁谁来着吗？”
事态不断升级，也许Peter就该在一看到戴着毛绒熊猫手套，随身配着一个武器库的死侍时，就迅速逃走的，但那还有啥意思呢，对不？
本文警告：主角和他们的对话有点太过可爱了。 -
You Wear My Name Over Your Heart Like It's Invisible 你心口写着我的名字(你还装没看见) by Miakapool
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel 616, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 May 2017
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“你为什么从来不给我看？
如果你已经有灵魂伴侣的名字了，为什么不能告诉我这是谁呢？
我还以为我们是最好的朋友。”
每个人都会在二十一岁是得到他们的“名字”，这倒不是他们自己的名字，而是他们灵魂伴侣的。当 Wade Wilson 从他二十一岁的生日那天醒来，他低头看了看胸口，瞧见了Peter Benjamin Parker，这名字。他盯了这个名字一会儿，耸耸肩穿上了衣服。
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After two centuries of torment, Astarion has given up hope of escaping Cazador's clutches, until a chance encounter with a stolen book introduces him to the disembodied voice of a wizard named Gale of Waterdeep. With the fate of Baldur's Gate in the balance, they must confront their demons and win their freedom - together.
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14 Sep 2025
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很赞的正典分歧，小猫咪和大黑豹的互动也好好好！费伦版本的跟我回深水城，躲进深水城的法师塔，不要被命运找到。
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In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.
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“How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”
“Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”
Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.
“Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”
“I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”
“It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.
“Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”
I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.
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10 Sep 2025
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没错，我需要fanfic来告诉我就算任性也没关系，就算抱怨也没关系。
谁来数数盖老师摔了多少屁墩儿啊拜托 -
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Humans can go weeks without food. As long as they have access to water, some can even last months without biting into a hamburger or tasting the sweetness of strawberry jam on a biscuit hot out of the oven. There are drawbacks, of course, to skipping meals. Dizziness, fainting, weight loss too quick for the body to adapt to.
It’s Astarion's first table of the day. The dull, slow thump of his heartbeat rushes past his ears. His knees buckle with every step. He’s falling apart, he knows this, but with ten cents in the bank and another few days to wait until his paycheck comes in, all Astarion can do is keep putting one foot in front of the other and hope he doesn’t collapse. There’s no time to think about the metaphorical hand tightening around his stomach and throat.
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10 Sep 2025
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比起fanfic更像是mental therapeutic fic，我不想投射太多但是当你离开控制你的人之后，如何独立行走，如果在废墟上建立新的生活，这是宝贵的一课。有时候需要的不是一个完美的保证，仅仅只是有人在那里陪着你，就弥足珍贵了。在这个原子化的社会，悲惨的人可能真的遇不到心软的神，但见证文字世界里其他悲惨的人，他们怎么在现有的基础上建造自我，见证他们的或许进两步退一步的过程，直到过去的一切已经远到无法再伤害到你，这就是fanfic的意义。
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Red and blue lights dance through the trees as he sprints through the thicket. Damn it all. The last time an insane ‘fan’ abducted him, they’d only taken him a few blocks over to a dingy motel. This time, he doesn’t know where the hells he’s ended up.
(mobster modern AU where Astarion mysteriously ends up at a bar called the Grove and quickly takes interest in a bartender named Halsin)
*Chapter 6 & 8 for spicy nsfw scenes
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- Part 1 of Halstarion Salacious Service Modern AU
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09 Sep 2025
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每个人或多或少都有一些wander
lust？要对着我们就这样不行吗回答出，好的，我们这样就够了已经很不可思议了。
被虐待的人，被教导了习得性无助之后需要如何摆脱这种精神操控？施虐者会在这个透镜中变形，看起来远比真正的模样恐怖。究竟睁开还是闭上眼睛才能穿透惯性带来的幻觉？ -
Ambrosia (or: How Gale Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) by mercurial_cool
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Apr 2024
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“Why does your blood smell so strange?”
The question startled Gale, who looked up from where he sat cross-legged in front of his tent, organizing his scrolls in preparation for their upcoming “visit” to the goblin camp. He’d given Astarion a wide berth since the revelation of his vampiric condition a few days earlier, so he was surprised to see the pale elf looming over him now, a peculiar expression on his face.
“You know,” Gale offered with a smile, “in my extensive journeys across manifold realms, I do believe that is not a question that I’ve ever been asked before. I honestly can’t decide whether or not I should be offended.”
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Of the many side effects Gale has faced as a result of his whole “being physical host to an imminently destructive magical orb” problem, he somehow never anticipated his blood now apparently smelling irresistible to vampires (or at least, one particular vampire) to be one of them.