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How to Commit a Felony in Your First Hour at Hogwarts by MiniCatGod_Apollo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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The Sorting Hat says Slytherin. Will Solace says, “Put me with Nico or else.”
Unfortunately for the Hat, “or else” turns out to mean chaos, attempted theft, and one very dramatic lunging incident in front of the entire school. Throw in Percy Jackson accidentally sorting himself for aesthetic reasons, Annabeth Chase terrifying Slytherins everywhere, and a very panicked piece of sentient headwear, and Hogwarts has officially met its match.
Will wasn’t planning to start a war with a hat. But then again, it started it first.