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You're in a 90s Sitcom, Lan Wangji! by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2024
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It's the first day of high school for Lan Wangji. He feels neutral about the whole thing. He's always been an exceptional student, so he's not worried about grades. He's never concerned himself with socializing. His schedule is full of advanced placement classes, and he's bound to be the top of his class just like his older brother. There should be no issues.
Except for the fact that his crush, Wei Wuxian, showed up to school with a new scrunchie--and rumor has it the scrunchie came from his summer girlfriend. Now, Wangji's world is crumbling around him.
MDZS but it's a 1990s sitcom.
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Surviving Wasn't My Question by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
02 Oct 2023
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Klavier debuts as a solo artist with the hopes of doing so quietly. Little publicity, no big listening parties, maybe one or two interviews. Once it's out, he can focus on planning his and Apollo's wedding and get back to his law career.
But he ends up on every late-night talk show with cocktails, every early morning show with wine and mimosas, and performing a grueling schedule of live performances where there's always hard liquor in a dressing room.
Apollo tries to cope for the both of them.
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obviously a philanderer who triffles with unsuspecting men's hearts by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
09 Sep 2023
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The Aristocats AU no one asked for:
Upper-class Miles Edgeworth is the guardian of three wards. He's expecting them to grow up into ladies and a gentleman, but he knows it's a losing battle. Kay talks out of turn, Sebastian is too absent-minded to be chivalrous, and little Trucy is too clingy to follow the etiquette rules of her new social standing.
When a work trip to meet Manfred von Karma leaves Miles and the children stranded in the middle of nowhere, Miles turns to local hotel pianist, Phoenix Wright, for help. Phoenix insists he can get them back home by cashing in on a string of favors along the way. A lot of people, apparently, owe their lives to Phoenix Wright.
As the four of them travel together, Miles learns to let go of his expectations for his children and unravels Phoenix's past, all the while knowing it was something sinister that led them to each other.
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Arranged marriages are nothing unusual in Night Vale. They're prepared if a stubborn teenager has been stuck at 19 for a little too long and needs a little maturity kickstart. They're prepared between wealthy families to ensure their kids won't run off to marry someone below their status. And they're prepared when Abby Palmer is at her wit's end trying to look after her brother.
They're prepared even when Cecil Palmer is in love with someone else. Even when it makes Cecil Palmer fall apart.
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After failing to win a guilty verdict at his first trial, Edgeworth is denounced as von Karma's protege. Mia finds him, alone and traumatized, and decides that befriending him is like picking up a lost, wounded puppy on the side of the road. But it turns out they're connected in more ways than Terry Fawles' death.
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I pay for my place by the ring by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
05 Feb 2022
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Phoenix Wright is making his debut in senior-level figure skating. Miles Edgeworth, returning National Champion set to go to Worlds, is sabotaged a week before competition. The men's skating world is turned on its head, and Phoenix just wants to know why Miles earned the title of Ice Demon.
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"Wright! Don’t jinx this case any worse than it already is! It’s bad for my heart…"
AU where Edgeworth's warning in Turnabout Goodbyes wasn't a dramatic line.
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- Part 1 of Bad For My Heart AU
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At 18, Miles Edgeworth is a year into law school. At 18, Miles Edgeworth goes undercover in a sting operation.
Or: Miles gets in over his head when someone is finally kind to him.
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how to pay for my own life too by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Mar 2021
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"Growing up, Aziraphale knew long skirts and waist-length hair in braids."
Aziraphale is raised in a religious cult that promises its members will all become angels when the rapture comes. He learns all the things a girl should know, but problems quickly begin to form when he attends school on the Outside. He starts doubting that girls his age are actually supposed to know how to deliver babies, mend clothes, and cook dinner for their 10 siblings as he's always been told.
And he highly suspects that he's never been a girl in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Cult AU
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Bea is a somewhat successful lawyer, co-parent, and divorcee whose son befriends the new girl at school with a hot aunt.
Crowley is the most doting parent in the world to make up for the fact that he's never been in a committed relationship with his daughter's other father.
Together, they carpool and provide healthy snacks at Sports Day with healthy doses of bitching in between.
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#614: The Groto Murders by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note & Related Fandoms
06 Jan 2021
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Light Yagami secretly hosts "The Kira Podcast," covering revenge murders and praising those who take justice into their own hands. He goes relatively unknown until famous podcaster, L, picks apart his latest episode about the notorious Groto double murders.
Light is determined to discredit L as nothing more than an attention-seeking fraud. L is determined to get The Kira Podcast banned for encouraging violent, illegal crime.
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The Adventure of the Angel Detective by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Dec 2020
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1892. Crowley can't think of a gift worthy of giving to Aziraphale.
Fortunately, he's not above a little petty crime to make his angel feel like his favorite detective for an evening.
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White Bean Chicken Soup by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2020
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Crowley has a fever. Aziraphale makes soup. YouTube watches.
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- Part 6 of A.Z Fell Cooking (aka vlogger au)
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Cake Heals All Wounds by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Oct 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley have risen to somewhat-celebrities since their first appearances on the beloved baking show. Crowley is the mysterious goth presenter that teenage girls with daddy issues love. Aziraphale is the soft, sweet presenter that housewives with daddy issues love.
But really, they're just two guys trying to talk about cakes and while pining for one another.
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- Part 1 of Cakes and Pining
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Rotting Apples and Wilting Flowers by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Sep 2020
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Beelzebub is being punished after failing to secure Armaggedon. Now, they're on Earth, powerless and stuck in a cottage in the South Downs. Thankfully, someone came along to make the ride a little more bearable.
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- Part 1 of Fly Wives Cottage AU
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A List of Effable Requests by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale presents Crowley with a list of all of the kinks he's thought about. They handle it methodically and scientifically.
Meanwhile, they create their own Eden in the South Downs.
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Brown Butter Peach Cobbler by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Aug 2020
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While filming a new video for his YouTube channel, A.Z Fell Cooking, Aziraphale starts to feel off. The next morning, he's vanished, and neighborhood kids are claiming that he's in their basement--as an infant.
How is Crowley supposed to cope?
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In the middle of the damp room was a poorly-drawn entrapment circle in pink chalk, surrounded by burned incense sticks and scented candles. In the middle of the circle was a child, maybe only a year old, with white curls and blue eyes. His round cheeks were flushed from his fit, and he was swimming a child’s jumper. When he looked up at Crowley, he raised his arms as well as he could.
It was definitely Aziraphale.
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- Part 5 of A.Z Fell Cooking (aka vlogger au)
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An extension of Rotting Apples and Wilting Flowers: Beelzebub and Dagon are trapped on Earth for a year and find a secluded cottage to stay in.
Prompts from the Summer Omens event on Tumblr!
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- Part 2 of Fly Wives Cottage AU
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A Wonderful Omen by MostWeakHamlets for soitshaunted
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jul 2020
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Aziraphale is wrapping up his first year on his grandmother's farm, happy with the people he's met and the work he's put in. But at the annual fall festival, he learns that maybe not all of his little blessings are going to follow him into the new year. Mainly the little red-haired, freckled ones.
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Spain, 1918 by MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jun 2020
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The second, deadly wave of the Spanish Flu hits Europe in the summer of 1918, and it was not mentioned in the memo Pestilence sent to Above and Below. The world is trying to cope with the Great War and the new pandemic while Heaven and Hell are overcrowded and behind on getting new souls admitted. Aziraphale and Crowley take it upon themselves to try to find the rogue Horseman.
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“How do the Horsemen just lose one of their people?”
“They don’t report to anyone. It’d be easy to slip out and hide in the middle of a pandemic before anyone noticed he was getting carried away. No one really pays attention to what happens on Earth. Look at us.”
Aziraphale twisted the gold band on his ring finger. A year ago they had slipped off to France together and, after a bottle and a half of wine, found a group of young students outside a bar they were leaving. Crowley, wearing a white dress, was asked if she was on her way to her wedding . . . One lanky boy made up a prayer and vows and declared them to be married after they laughed through oui and a kiss.