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Shang Qinghua's third life by cicia3
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2021
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Shang Qinghua's first life doesn't end very well, his second life... that doesn't end well, too. Could his third life be the right one?
Maybe you need a System reboot and a return to the past... or present... or whatever it is. In short, Shang Qinghua comes back to his old Airplane life. And he absolutely does not expect anyone to break into our world to come and take him back, huh.- Language:
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11 Nov 2025
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Good Vibrations by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2020
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In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.
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11 Nov 2025
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Transmigration Gone Wrong by thismomentwhen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Apr 2020
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Binghe and Mobei Jun go 21st century!
No system, no rules, just two Demons who ended up in a whole other universe, the modern world of the 21st century. Luckily, both woke up in company of Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua, two guys who seem to know them a lot more than the two Demons know them."Are you trying to poison me?!"
"This is McDonalds, even if it's poisonous it won't kill you."
Luo Binghe was suspicious of everything and Shen Yuan was annoyed his dream man turned out to be much different than he imagined him to be."Why are you so small?"
"I'm not- you're just too tall!"
"You eat a lot? Is that why you have so much of the soft?"
"excUSE ME?!"
Meanwhile, Mobei Jun was quickly infatuated with the small boy who wore glasses and was very round and soft; Shang Qinghua was embarrassed by everything but his man was hot and he wanted a piece of him.- Language:
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11 Nov 2025
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Now Get to Work B*tch by firesandpixies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2021
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The story of how Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun puts Ming Fan, Mobei-Jun’s newly hired secretary, through the wringer due to their obnoxious relationship flex.
Alternatively titled: the four times Ming Fan bears witness to how much of a simp Mobei-Jun is, Office!AU Edition
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10 Nov 2025
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Reset by Demonic0Angel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2020
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Luo Binghe dies and Shen Qingqiu spirals into madness, falling into disarray.
Suddenly, he’s back in the past and finds his sticky, little sheep disciple back to normal.
This is a short, 2k story about SQQ’s obsession with LBH in the view of others.
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- Part 2 of A Flightless Bird
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10 Nov 2025
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Save Every Day Like A Treasure by althe_a
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Aug 2022
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Lambert takes Aiden to Kaer Morhen for the winter, and explains exactly nothing beforehand, much to Aiden's general confusion and irritation.
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10 Nov 2025
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Pride and Privacy (Or a Lack Thereof) by stingerpicnic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Jun 2024
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“Do you want me to stop laying all over you so much?” Aiden asks.
Lambert jerks back, but his hands tighten their grip on him. “What in the fuck made you think I would want that?”
Or: Lambert thinks about what he's really asking of Aiden, taking him to Kaer Morhen, and his reasons for doing so.
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10 Nov 2025
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it's not stupid if i have a plan by Cancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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"Lambert says it as an insult. You’re too fucking pretty. What business do you have being this fucking pretty while being a Witcher, with the scars that look almost placed strategically across his skin to make him look a roughish kind of handsome rather than the type of fucked up that Lambert’s scars get even when he treats them properly.
He says it as an insult, like the bastard he is, but it must be true what they say about Cats, about them being crazy fuckers, because Aiden just laughs with his head tilted back and his pointy canines showing.
Then he looks at Lambert with a glint in his eye and says, 'You’re one to talk,' and just continues cleaning himself on the stream."
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Lambert is an omega who hasn't told anyone his status because the school of the wolf found a way to breed omega witchers to create babies with higher chances to survive to the mutagenes. by the time Lambert presents and figures out how to keep everyone from knowing, the keep has fallen, so it never comes up anyway.
then he meets Aiden, and he decides that stupid decisions are only stupid if you make them unconsciously and without a plan.Bookmarked by MyDepressionIsChronicMyTitsIconic
10 Nov 2025
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In the cold of Kaer Morhen by masterlokisev159
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Feb 2025
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When Aiden meets Jaskier and Geralt, he has no idea what to expect. After his argument with Lambert, he’d grown used to feeling hollow, having gotten used to the cold. He’s so lonely.
Jaskier and Geralt are nothing like he imagined. When he’s forced to venture with them to Kaer Morhen, he has no idea what to expect.
Perhaps he won’t feel so cold after all.
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10 Nov 2025
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The Reckless Song of Life and Death by phiaura
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.---000---
Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.
“Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”
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09 Nov 2025
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If You Ask Me for My Fire (Just Watch Me Burn) by DigitalSaiyan
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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Jaskier has zero intention of sharing the degrading experience of getting tortured. Ever. He’ll bury the memories and someday they’ll be as scabbed over as Caingorn was.
Which had been completely, absolutely, fine. And the only reason that wound is bleeding a little now is because fucking Geralt came out of nowhere—after the most humiliating experience of his entire life—and reopened the fucking thing. But that’s fine because he’ll leave and return to the terror of his smuggling work and forget about Geralt all over again. There’s nothing hard drink and the constant danger of execution won’t get his mind off. Because there’s something therapeutic about fearing for one’s life that makes anything not of immediate concern go away.
So yes, things were just fine before Geralt showed up.
Two years post-Caingorn, Geralt rescues Jaskier from prison and sends him with Ciri to Kaer Morhen. However, Geralt suspects Jaskier is hiding serious trauma.
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09 Nov 2025
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awake, awake (you children bold) by buskerjaskier
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Aug 2023
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“Please,” she begs, planting herself in front of him to act as a physical barrier, forcing him to stop. “I don’t have anywhere else to go.”
“Melitele’s tits, you’re persistent. Isn’t your…” His left hand does something complicated in a strange flourish, as though grappling for the right word. “... actual father, here somewhere?” It doesn’t sound like the word he’d been searching for, the common honorific somehow sounding foreign in his mouth.
“I was with him,” she admits, thinking about Geralt because he is the closest thing to a father she has now. “But… we got separated.”
The stranger raised an unimpressed eyebrow. “So, now you’re looking to adopt a new one?”
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Alternatively: When Ciri gets separated from Geralt, she has to rely on the kindness of one reluctant stranger until she can find the witcher again. She doesn't intend to get attached - and it's apparent that neither does the stranger - but destiny always finds a way to fuck things up.
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09 Nov 2025
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like a moth to a flame by quillifer
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
23 Nov 2023
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“How can I convince Kim Dokja to fuck me?”
Han Suyeong turns to the left when she spits so she doesn’t get tea all over her laptop.
Or: Yu Junghyeok attempts to woo an enigma. The results are inconclusive.
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07 Nov 2025
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Celebration by transaizen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2021
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Luo Binghe loves him so much that he can’t help but be greedy with his affections, always begging for more and more, lapping up Shizun’s modest words of praise and gentle touches of love, basking in joy so golden and warm that his heart hurts trying to hold it all. He does try to contain himself, understands how overwhelming he can be, how possessive and needy he can be, but today? Today of all days when his precious Shizun offers to give him anything?
There is so much he wants.
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It's Luo Binghe’s birthday and Shen Qingqiu has agreed to spend all day with him fulfilling whatever desires he can think of.
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07 Nov 2025
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Sam had spent a lot of time researching ways to get out of demon deals, okay?
Like, a lot of time.
And all the sources said there was no breaking a deal. Every. Single. One.
If it wasn’t possible to break a demon deal, Sam would just have to think outside of the box, because Dean would not go to Hell. No matter what.
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06 Nov 2025
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John dies, and instead of being smart about it, Dean goes back to Cas.
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“You’ll hurt yourself,” he mumbles.
Cas just huffs.
“You’re not heavy.”
Well that’s a fucking lie, but Dean isn’t one to look a gift horse in the mouth, so he burrows closer instead of arguing the point, shamelessly burying his nose against Cas’ warm skin.
Home. Even after three years apart he still smells like home.
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05 Nov 2025
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Castiel didn’t go to hell because he made a deal. But the reason he was brought back to the earth is stranger still. Through it all, an angel who goes by the name of Dean teaches the devout man what it really means to have faith as they stare down the barrel of the end of the world.
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05 Nov 2025
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I should be earning a medal for this by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2022
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“You are easily the worst spy I’ve ever seen.” Mobei-Jun told Shang Qinghua snidely as he stepped through the portal that had just opened up in the cell.
“Oh, like you’re one to talk,” Shang Qinghua rolled his eyes.
The demon realm has been falling apart ever since Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu started their extended vacation— er, seclusion. Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun take it upon themselves to fix things, and get kidnapped in the process. They get kidnapped a lot, actually.
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04 Nov 2025
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Second First Time by Domoz
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2025
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[Spoilers for Cang Qiong Mountain Chronicles Extras]
Obviously Mobei-jun would be upset at what seems like Qinghua running away again. He'll just have to make it up to him the way he usually does! Just with a body that's never done these things before.
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04 Nov 2025
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For Want of a Good Meal by brushyourteeth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Nov 2025
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"It is a pity Luo Binghe has to get by on bland meat. I would rather die than go without garlic. No chili oil? No ginger, no salt?"
...so Qinghua was angry at him.
Mobei Jun would see what he could do. "Finicky."
{In which Mobei Jun is a surprisingly decent stepdad, Shang Qinghua realizes too late that Mobei Jun is not taking his "son" jokes as jokes, and Luo Binghe fights tooth and nail not to get adopted. Featuring an exasperated and Very Tired Cucumber Bro}
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04 Nov 2025