16 Bookmarks by Nameless_Beast
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Some scenes from an alternate version of Disney's Aladdin.
What if people were good at wishing? The Genie's rules have holes you could drive a herd of camels through, but they don't have to. Aladdin and Jafar's wishes are shallow and limited, and lack the foresight that really effective wishing entails, but wouldn't a battle between effective wishers be much more interesting? And while we're at it, why does Jasmine have so little agency and basically act as a prize to be won in a battle between two men when literally the entire point of her narrative is that she's not that?
Not exactly a complete fanfic, but enough of one that if you've seen the movie you can probably fill in the gaps yourself.
Contains normative advice on the use and binding of Genies.
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08 Jan 2025
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He knows, knows deep in his soul, that if Potter ever wanted to take over Britain, he could do it, and most of them would probably just cheer along.
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- 1/1
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- 95
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07 Jan 2025
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A trip to a children's hospital, a sick boy, and the day Elastigirl realized there was more to Mr. Incredible than met the eye.
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07 Jan 2025
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Dennis is out on patrol when he spots the newly crowned warlord of Brockton Bay heading to the hospital. As any good hero would, he sets out to stop her.
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- 2/2
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07 Jan 2025
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We Shall All Perish If The Dark Lord Comes: Bellatrix Lestrange in Canon by basketofnovas (slashmarks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2020
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This is a detailed analysis of every place where Bellatrix Lestrange appears in the canon book series.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter Meta
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06 Jan 2025
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02 Jan 2025
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His Master liked to say that Vader was born in fire on Mustafar. But Ekkreth was born in the desert.
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- Part 1 of Double Agent Vader
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- 1/1
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03 Dec 2024
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Alternate Universe. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren’t content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
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- 5/5
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03 Dec 2024
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"Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."
Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.
He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.
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- 5/5
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03 Dec 2024
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"Growing up in the country with old-fashioned grandparents, you slapped a poultice on whatever ailed you and hoped for the best. Dragon pox, a broken arm, being stuck in a trunk for ten months. Either you got well or you didn't, and that was that." Or, the one in which Emmeline chose a bad month to quit smoking.
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23 Nov 2024
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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- 35,354
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- 21/21
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- 79
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13 Oct 2024
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Saving The World in 287 Steps by Sengachi
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Parahumans Series - Wildbow
02 Apr 2022
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This is pure crack. I wanted to write a Breath of the Wild speedrunning fic, and this was the first premise for that I thought of.
Contessa from Worm gets reincarnated into Link's body in Breath of the Wild. She uses her power to plot and execute paths to victory to speedrun BoTW, horrifically violating the warranty on the Sheikah Slate in the process.
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22 Sep 2024
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Gilderoy Lockhart: Dabbling with Dark Lords by Math_and_Lunacy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2022
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He didn’t know who this Harry Potter person was, but surely Potter wasn’t half as brave and heroic as Gilderoy. Where, after all, were the series of books detailing Harry Potter’s adventures? Where were Potter’s fans?
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18 Sep 2024
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“We could Polyjuice as each other,” she says.
“Just to be clear,” Ron chokes. “You’re suggesting that I could take Hermione Polyjuice, with your consent, turn into your body, and wank you off?"
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10 Sep 2024
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It’s a simple arrangement. Between her grueling quidditch schedule and his mysterious auror duties, Ginny and Harry find time to have spectacular sex with no strings attached. It’s incredibly uncomplicated. Except when it isn’t.
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16 Jul 2024
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i can tell that it's gonna be a long road (this isn't the last page) by barnabasthebarmy for Annerb
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2021
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Here's to closing up 1996 - in the Lucky/Changeling universe by Annerb.
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07 Jul 2024