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Hans’s plan was simple: charm Anna, mirror her energy, pretend to like all the same things, earn her trust, and marry into a throne.
Unfortunately, Hans is too good at pretending—because half the things he “likes” while singing with her are things he genuinely, embarrassingly enjoys.
The prince is not happy about this.
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Draculaura runs into Valentine for the first time in centuries.
He expects romance.
She sidesteps him—literally.
After all, she has places to be… and a boyfriend who gives the weirdest, sweetest gifts.
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Dumb kudans by NeutralMime
Fandoms: 妖怪学校の先生はじめました | Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga)
06 Dec 2025
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Yuuta didn’t think much about the students being possessed. Just knock them out, and it’s over.
Then he sees Toubyou — and that thought immediately gets trashed.
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- 1/1
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- 4
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Kuromi usually didn’t like napping when she was on the job (even when My Melody was being her usual self and insisting she relax), but she ended up finding herself dozing off.
(She really should have brought Sasage and Tanba with her. Or even Baku.
Those three would never have let her fall asleep like that.)
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- 243
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A Name Pressed Into His Chest by NeutralMime
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
03 Dec 2025
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Amane expected to be exorcised for the crime he committed.
What he didn’t expect was the tired, trembling exorcist straddling him to force a seal into his cheek and assign him a new name.
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The Day the Ring Bent by NeutralMime
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Dec 2025
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The One Ring should only be unmade in the fires of Mount Doom.
It absolutely should not bend under a dwarf’s family heirloom.
Yet it did.
Elrond is having a headache.
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Pavlov’s Exorcist by NeutralMime
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
30 Nov 2025
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Akane’s used to Teru’s strange coping mechanisms. He’s seen the Mokke get stress-squished more times than he can count.
But lately, the president’s been looking at him with that empty void gaze… and Akane’s learned exactly what that means.
At this point, transforming into a supernatural and letting himself be used like a glorified stress toy is practically routine.
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Tails has seen some weird things in his life.
But nothing — absolutely nothing — prepared him for Shadow the Hedgehog in a Meh Burger uniform.
How much did he hurt his head this time?
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When Elphaba gets cornered by guards, she realizes something important: she absolutely could knock them out.
So she does.
Things get exasperatedly dramatic thanks to that.
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Judy only meant to listen to the recording once. Maybe twice. Forty-three replays later, she’s caught red-pawed by the fox who made it.
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After the end of everything, Sonic would’ve been forgiven for assuming the Shatterverse — and everyone in it — was gone for good.
Turns out he was wrong.
(He’s not the only one who suffers for it.)
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Glinda’s already dealt with the Wizard and secured Morrible, but there’s still one loose end gnawing at her conscience.
Keeping Dorothy safe in Oz without making everything worse is…
Complicated.
And the Grimmerie? Completely unhelpful.
If only Elphaba were here to make it look easy...
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Aragorn had expected a quiet night on the road to Mordor—and perhaps a silly attempt by the hobbits to lighten the mood after long days of travel.
In a way, that’s exactly what he got… though not quite in the way he anticipated.
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After everything that happened, Della Duck would be forgiven for forgetting about the smaller details. Now, however, with the threat of F.O.W.L. gone, she felt justified in wanting that pesky paper back. The kids were hers, after all.
There was just one tiny little problem:
Her boys refused to let Donald surrender his guardianship.
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Luigi had expected many things from Bowser — tantrums, dramatic flair, musical numbers, and the occasional meltdown about home décor.
But being asked to model for the Koopa King’s brand-new “art phase”?
… That one he did not see coming.
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Uther wonders what happened to Arthur.
One day, he was behaving normally—his father’s pride and joy—and the next, he was… treating servants respectfully? Or the equivalent of it?
It confused Uther deeply. At times, it almost felt like his son was someone else entirely.
In truth, he was.
After all, Arthur can’t exactly tell anyone that right after dying, he woke up on the day his warlock first arrived in Camelot.
Arthur was quite amazed himself.
That didn’t mean he wasn’t going to use it to his advantage.
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We all know how Season 5 ended.
But what if there were another version — one where Marinette’s empathy doesn’t make her naïve?
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Movie Night at the Dreamhouse by NeutralMime
Fandoms: Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse (Cartoon)
04 Nov 2025
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Barbie just wanted a sparkly, relaxing movie night with her friends. Instead, Ken screams, Raquelle nearly self-destructs, and democracy betrays everyone.
At least the popcorn’s good.
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- 367
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A wedding is interrupted. Somehow, this results in three people getting married, a Wizard being temporarily turned into a goose, political chaos across Oz, and a very snuggly honeymoon.
Elphaba did not sign up for this.
Glinda has never been happier.
Fiyero faints. A lot. -
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A partnership is usually what the name implies.
What if Miraculous Ladybug played that straight with the kwamis and their holders?