17 Works by NotAFicWriter
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we're kings among runaways (on the bus mall) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Aug 2025
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The night before Easter break, I went with you to the clinic for your abortion, and we weren't even friends. It was the last time I saw you.
OR; Harrow Aborts That Thang.
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time flies (doesn’t seem a minute) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Jun 2025
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Faced with the Chamber of Strategy puzzle, Wyll considers his expertise, or lack thereof, with lanceboard.
Written for week two of the Pen & Sword Prompt Event.
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no saints (ban the light of heaven calling, every night and every day) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Jun 2025
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“Fuck, it’s that bad?”
“Worse,” Pyrrha says. “But you should take it. It’s a career-starter if I’ve ever seen one. Nine weeks on the West leg of the tour, opening for a First House band.”
“Say the name. Say the name right now. Say the name of the band, say the name. Dve, say the name of the band.”
“SARPEDON,” Pyrrah says, with the reluctance of someone speaking the name of a long-forgotten god whose dedicants worship by pissing just left of the toilet.Nine weeks touring with a nu-metal band they hate. How bad could things possibly get for the Rocked Tomb? Drummer Gideon Nav, bassist-vocalist Harrowhark Nonagesimus, keyboardist Palamedes Sextus, and guitarist Camilla Hect are determined to find out.
This fic is complete, and will update every Tuesday.
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we take pictures so we remember who we are (twenty-five years from now) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024)
21 Dec 2024
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After Max's week from Hell culminates in a health scare and a brief hospital stay, she and Chloe both learn just how overrated it is to regularly update your emergency contact.
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there’s a little piece of me that’s always somewhere else (but i’m right where i belong) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
27 Apr 2024
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After deciding to travel the world and get to know herself a little better, Falin manages the woes of a long-distance relationship with Marcille, who is hard at work in Melini, trying to solve a completely different problem. While attempting to find a way to alleviate some of the distress Falin feels at no longer having some of the more enjoyable aspects of being a Chimera, the two of them try to meet in the middle without losing one another along the way.
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- Part 2 of i'm a weird environment these days
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imagine that it’s like when you were younger (the hunger) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
10 Feb 2024
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No longer a Chimera, Falin attempts to get used to her life and and the many changes she’s come back to after her second resurrection. It would be much easier to do as much if she could stop thinking about eating Marcille all the time.
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- Part 1 of i'm a weird environment these days
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but the princess looks into her mirror (and only sees the princess) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
05 Jul 2023
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After defeating Ganondorf, Link and Zelda return home to Hateno, eager to get some much-needed rest. But, while Zelda is more than through being a dragon, the dragon is not quite through being her.
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we'll build our walls, aluminum (hear all the bombs fade away) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Apr 2023
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Sex. Gideon is no stranger to it, even if she's never really done the damn thing. So, having cohabited with Harrow for a few hot summer months on her garden plot, she brings up the idea of going all the way, so to speak. There are, however, some unresolved issues she has to contend with first.
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open up all the faucets (be fruitful and multiply) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Feb 2023
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Having crawled out of Hell more herself than ever, Harrow finds a mostly-restored Gideon and the two finally have that long-awaited discussion. Many mouths are involved, but very little talking is had.
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carrion comfort, despair (not feast on thee) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 Sep 2022
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Some time after Alecto wakes, Harrow and Gideon finally have a moment to speak to one another. Hearts are bared. Teeth are bared. Intentions are bared. It all comes at great personal cost (emotional honesty).
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beat your swords into ploughshares (and your spears into pruning hooks) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Apr 2022
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After the dust has settled and John has been defeated, and with the Nine Houses safely relocated on a new system, Harrowhark Nonagesimus avoids her friends in favor of planting tomatoes.
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owners and occupants of earlier dates (from graves forgotten stretch their dusty hands) by NotAFicWriter for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
22 Oct 2019
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a haunted man in possession of an even more haunted house must be in want of a paranormal investigator.
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it can’t be unlearned (i’ve known the warmth of your doorway) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
14 Oct 2019
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At a time, in a kingdom, there was a cursed prince, and Vex, being herself, just couldn't resist.
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- Part 1 of lindworm au
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paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde (go soak your head in a good strong insecticide) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
30 Aug 2019
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In which a great deal of drinking and carousing is had, with only the requisite amount of piggyback rides and lost keys.
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and if you have something to say (you'd better say it now) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
11 May 2019
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Anger can only keep you moving for so long before it becomes self-destructive, and Vex is not exempt from burn out.
(aka, aka vex has a migraine in the plane of pandemonium and stabs percy, but only, like, a little bit.) -
i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
17 Aug 2018
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Sometimes, the universe course-corrects.
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a series of small and insignificant things by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
06 Aug 2018
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A collection of drabbles, mostly unprompted, with little cohesiveness, and far too much feelings for anyone's tastes.