Ohmygoditsrobertdowneyjr
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It's Zandvoort 2025 just finished, and in the aftermath of about four different afterparties of pure depression, Lando Norris, the unluckiest F1 driver of all time, finds himself on his balcony, wallowing in self pity. The points gap to championship rival Oscar Piastri is fucking 34 now, making breaching it seem like a lost fucking hope. Not that Lando is known for his talents in the hope retention department.
As typical of him, lando gets crossfaded off his ass. His fake PR relationship 'girlfriend', Magui, left an hour ago. His family isn't here. He'd left Verstappen and Charles to snog behind a bar somewhere and hadn't seen them since. Lando feels like shite. He's inebriated.
He decides the best way to deal with his issues is to die.
The guy who stops him, is of course, fucking Piastri.
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28 Oct 2025
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5 times lando came into oscar’s room and told him he was bad at hugging plus one time oscar went into lando’s room and gave him the best hug of his life (by fall out boy) by Anonymous
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05 Feb 2024
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Before Oscar had a chance to say you’re welcome Lando was pulling him into a hug. A real hug. With arms. And squeezing. And intention.
Oscar tensed before half heartedly patting Lando on the shoulder, not sure what else to do.
“Oscar, is this what you call a hug?”
“...yes?”
“God mate,” Lando pulled away, laughing. “You fucking suck at hugs”
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or, five times lando comes into oscars room to ask for his help with something and then berate his hugging skills plus one time that oscar goes to lando and gives him a good hug and maybe plus one more time but its landos pov. so basically the title.
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22 Oct 2025
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All things considered, Oscar would say that he was doing pretty well. Not in the race, obviously—that had been fairly shit—but in terms of damage control. He and Lewis had resolved their whole situation peacefully. In his post-race interview, he had remained calm and given the usual neutral answers of "it is what it is" and "we're always pushing to do better." Team debrief had been weird. A lot of shit had happened during the race, and when Oscar was in the middle of so much of it, it was bound to be a little difficult. But it was fine, really.
That was why hours after the race, finishing picking up his drivers room and getting ready to go back to the hotel, he was decidedly not thinking about it. Nope. Not at all.
or; it started in monza, when oscar needed a hug and got one. 9 race weekends total, landoscar-figuring-out-their-shit style.
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Oscar Piastri has had chronic nosebleeds since he was a child. It doesn't affect him in F1 very much, except for when it does.
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Oscar laments the Texas heat, takes a career-defining race win, and becomes intimately familiar with the American healthcare system.
Lando has some thoughts about this.
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21 Oct 2025
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After his intial ride falls through, Oscar asks Lando to give him a lift to his wisdom tooth removal and home again. At first he plans to just take care of himself after the procedure, but after finding out it was actual surgery, Lando insists on sticking around, just until he knows Oscar has shaken off the effects of the anesthesia. This plan falls apart however when Oscar suddenly experiences what feels like every nasty side effect known to man, and Lando finds himself out of his depth.
TW: vomiting, needles, hospital visit
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18 Oct 2025