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    "I'm here to kill you, Terminator," Tony said slowly, "does that compute?"

    The soldier looked up at him with wide blue eyes and no expression. "Okay."

    Tony froze. "Okay," he echoed. "I tell you I came here to kill you and your response is 'okay'?"

    "I am being decommissioned," the soldier said, and for one horrible moment Tony thought he actually seemed relieved. "I understand. I will comply."

    (Or; Tony learns the Winter Soldier killed his parents and goes on a search for revenge, but ends up learning how to heal instead)

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    Orphaned Harry Potter had one more family member he could be left with: his father's squib sister, whose last name got shortened to Potts when she moved to the US.

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    With his dying words, Haruno Kizashi asks Kakashi to look out for his daughter. Kakashi resolves to check on Sakura every few months and make sure she’s alive and well with all ten fingers. Of course, nothing in Kakashi’s life ever stays that simple.

    OR: Kakashi has to step up and learn to be a teacher and mentor. Sakura as Kakashi's apprentice.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”

    Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.

    Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”

    The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.

    “Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”

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    Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.

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    When Ezio arrives in Roma, he doesn’t expect someone else to burn Borgia towers before he can get his hand at it. He especially doesn’t expect that “someone else” to be two teenage brothers from Firenze who are out for chaos.
    So he introduces them to the Brotherhood, obviously.

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    Ezio accidentally adopts Desmond and Clay, not knowing they might be his /descendants/ sons.

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